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ObviouslyAVirginButRatherCute Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1218
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magic Items Found:	1388
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we prioritize finding a cute Minecraft girlfriend over anything else! Sure, being a virgin is cool and all, but have you ever had a Minecraft girlfriend who runs through fields with you and is nice to you? It’s a game-changer, trust me.

Join our server for a chance to find your perfect Minecraft match and build a virtual love story that will make all the other players jealous. Who needs a high body count when you can have a high love count in Minecraft, am I right?

So come on in and start building your love nest in our SMP. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in pixelated bliss. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly mined diamonds.

PantsPoopinMinecraftSMP

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8316
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Gods Slained:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of shitting your pants in a virtual world! Our server is so intense, you’ll forget to go to the bathroom in real life. From dodging creepers to accidentally falling into lava, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you can survive without changing your pants!

BlockbusterQuotes

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1528
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate place to be! Why join us, you ask? Because we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether! And if that’s not enough, we also have a pet zombie named Bob who loves to dance the Macarena. Plus, our players have been known to spontaneously break out into epic movie quote battles. So come join us and see if you can top the greatest movie quote of all time…or at least try not to get lost in our maze of llama stables!

CraftyGirlfriends

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5903
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got girl friends who will make u their girlfriend. it’s like a magical love potion but in blocky form. come build a castle with ur new bae and live happily ever after in the pixelated sunset. plus, we have a secret underground disco where u can dance the night away with ur virtual boo. so what are u waiting for? join now and find ur true love in the world of blocks and creepers.

GazaGraveyardMC Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	888
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Ores Mined:	7158
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Animals Bred:	92	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we find bodies during gaza operations and try to identify them while building epic structures and battling creepers! it’s a wild ride of adventure and mystery, you never know what you’ll find next! join now for the ultimate thrill of a lifetime!

MineCraftBeautism

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3646
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

hey u, ya u, r u tired of playin on boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well come join our server where only the most physically attractive players are allowed! that’s right, if u think ur hot stuff, then u belong here!

we got beautism runnin wild on our server, where physical beauty is worshipped like a diamond block. if u think ur important and wanna show off ur social status, then this is the place for u. join now and be surrounded by other gorgeous players who will make u feel like the belle of the ball!

come on, don’t be shy! show off that pixelated beauty and join our server today. who knows, u might even find ur minecraft soulmate among our stunning community. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the beautism take over!

PajeetCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4839
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	154
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Pajeet takeover is in full swing! Join us as we build a world where all leaders are Pajeet, from England to Ireland and even the United States.

But that’s not all – we have crazy events like “Pajeet Power Hour” where players can only use Pajeet-themed items, and “Pajeet Olympics” where we compete in ridiculous challenges to see who is the ultimate Pajeet champion.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and Pajeet domination. Who needs normal leaders when you can have Pajeet rulers running the show? See you in the game, Pajeet pals!

Minecraft SMP – /DBS/ – /Treasure/ – Dragon Block Super

action, Adventure, Androids, Anime, BLOCK, BULMA, Bulmazuri, dbs, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, Dragon Balls, Dragon.., FANTASY, Frieza, goku, Manga, Minecraft, Namek Saga, Saiyan Saga, Shenron, smp, Super, Super Saiyan, Treasure, Vegeta

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9817
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Welcome to Bulmazuri, the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is a giant disco ball surrounded by dancing pandas. Need I say more?

2. Our admin team consists of a group of highly trained llamas who will guide you through your journey on the server. They may spit at you occasionally, but it’s all in good fun.

3. We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of zombie chickens to access it. Good luck!

4. Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with flamingo pigmen and lava water slides. Just make sure you bring sunscreen!

5. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical rainbow sheep on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes. Use them wisely!

So what are you waiting for? Join Bulmazuri today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

FamilyDramaCraft

abusive behavior, Assertiveness, disrespectful behavior., family conflict, family dinner, family dynamics, family loyalty, Family Support, Family Values, FamilyDramaCraft, Gaslighting, Gender Roles, mental health, Misogyny, patriarchal attitudes, Self Respect, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, standing up, toxic relationships, verbal abuse

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6574
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your dysfunctional family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, misogynistic jokes, and family feuds that will make you question your sanity.

Witness abusive behavior that will make you grateful for your own dysfunctional family dynamics. Watch as players talk over each other, shut each other down, and make outrageous statements just for the fun of it.

But that’s not all! Experience the thrill of standing up for what’s right, even if it means facing backlash from your own family. Join our server and show them who’s boss, just like our players do every day.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a family dinner gone wrong, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

LifeChangingAdvice – Minecraft SMP

advice, Breakthrough, empowerment, growth mindset., inspiration, life changing, life lessons, LifeChangingAdvice, mindset change, mindset shift, mindset transformation, Minecraft, motivation, personal development, personal growth, Positive Change, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, success mindset, transformation, wisdom

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2266
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Love Letters Sent:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new world of chaos and hilarity! Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond-encrusted chicken who roams the land, laying golden eggs for lucky players to find. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see where the llamas lead you!