Envy MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Sister’s Love Minecraft Server

Kindness, Japanese culture, love, relationships, Stereotypes

Are you tired of ungrateful gigawhores in America? Want a little sister who actually appreciates you? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the joy of having a Japanese little sister who will shower you with love and support. No more dealing with ungrateful siblings, just pure sibling bliss in the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that our little sisters are experts at building epic Minecraft creations and will help you dominate the game like never before. Say goodbye to gigawhores and hello to wholesome sisterly love on our server!

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LuckyMascotsMC SMP

misfortune, Jealousy, superstitions, Resentment, envy

Are you tired of being overshadowed by those pesky little Minecraft mobs? Do you feel like you deserve to be the star of the show? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where YOU are the main character! No more getting pushed around by zombies and creepers, it’s your time to shine!

Join us on this wild adventure where the pigs ride the players, the chickens do the mining, and the cows are the ones building epic structures. Who needs to follow the rules of Minecraft when you can make your own wacky rules in our server?

But beware, the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood fashionista who will challenge you to a runway walk-off to claim the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Model. And don’t even get us started on the villagers who have formed their own government and demand taxes in emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and show those little dudes who’s boss! It should’ve been you all along.

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FemCraft SMP: JealousyPotion

comparison, envy, FEMBROWN, Mogging, Jealousy

Are you tired of getting constantly outshined by white women on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “no white women allowed” policy! That’s right, you can finally shine bright like a diamond without any competition from those pesky white women.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron fist…or should we say, a feathered one? Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing whiter than the snow-capped mountains is the teeth of our resident llama dentist. Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else!

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Minecraft SMP: Shadowed by a Killer Design

Competition, Individuality, fashion, talent, smp

Are you tired of being overshadowed by your girly fag of a lord on other servers? Look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where poor girls with killer designs reign supreme! Take on epic building challenges, conquer dungeons filled with sparkly unicorns, and show off your fabulous fashion sense in our virtual runway shows. Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle, join us today and become the queen bee of the server!

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Haterade SMP: Obvious Signs

secretly hates, smp, exclusion, negative feelings, dislike

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just out to get you? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly wondering if your fellow players are plotting against you.

One time, a player built a secret underground base right next to another player’s house and filled it with nothing but chickens. And not just any chickens, but chickens with evil red eyes that followed the player around everywhere they went. It was the ultimate prank of chicken revenge!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret society of players who communicate only through the in-game chat by speaking in riddles. If you can decipher their cryptic messages, you might just uncover the hidden treasures they’ve buried all over the map.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and paranoia is your best friend, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and always watch your back.

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FurryFiasco Minecraft SMP – >in furry nsfw server

joy, Gacha game, Conversation, action title, zenless zone zero

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more wild than a pack of wolves in a water park? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe!

🤪 Join us if you want to experience the thrill of split personalities battling it out for dominance over a virtual world. Who needs reality TV when you can witness the drama unfold right in front of your pixelated eyes?

🤩 Our server is so lit, even furries are talking about it in their NSFW chats. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’ve got stories of addiction, martyrdom, and gacha game aversions that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

🔥 So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, drama, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself addicted to our server in the best way possible! 😉🎉 #MinecraftMadness

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FriendshipBreaker Minecraft SMP

grudges, BETRAYAL, toxic behavior, dishonesty, Competition

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to test your friendships to the max! We have hidden traps, secret alliances, and even a curse that turns your best friend into a chicken if they betray you. Can you survive the drama and chaos of our server and come out on top as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and find out!

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SwitchLifeSMP: WhoUWant?

Curiosity, Wishful thinking, daydream, dream, imagination

If you could switch lives with anyone in the world, it would definitely be the admin of our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – they have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon named Steve. Plus, they have the power to turn all the creepers into friendly kittens with just a snap of their fingers. Join our SMP and you too can live out your wildest dreams of ruling over a land filled with chaos and cuteness!

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WanderlustGoneWrong Minecraft SMP

travel wanderlust, epic travel experiences, Travel Photography, new experiences, travel

Oh, honey, let me tell you about our Minecraft SMP! It’s like traveling to a new country every time you log on. Except instead of sandy beaches and exotic food, you get to explore vast landscapes filled with creepers and zombies. Who needs a plane ticket when you can just teleport to a whole new world?

Join us for the ultimate adventure where you can build your own empire, battle epic bosses, and maybe even find a secret treasure hidden deep underground. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the server. Are you brave enough to join the fight?

So forget about posting pictures of your boring vacations, come join our Minecraft SMP and show off your epic builds and crazy adventures. Who needs a passport when you can have a diamond sword?

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HairCraft Minecraft Server

hair envy quotes, Server, envy, beauty, comparison

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old blocks and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always looking for new friends to prank with his invisible blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of destiny, rumored to have been forged by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring hair when you can have a pixelated adventure of a lifetime?

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