Envy MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Envy Lick’d Ashore 1.20.2

ass licking, open communication, kinky fantasies, jealousy in relationships, dirty talk

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz it’s like licking ass and clapping cheeks at the same time!

Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide, that’s what this server is like.

You’ll be mining diamonds one minute and riding a llama into battle the next. It’s like a fever dream, but in a good way.

Plus, the community is lit AF. We’ve got players from all over the world, all united in their love for building epic structures and trolling each other with TNT.

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate mindfuck of a Minecraft server. You won’t regret it…probably.

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SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Personal, Greed, people, Life, Deadly Sins

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

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ParentlessCraft

VALUES, belongings, family heirlooms, sentimental items, experiences

Join our Minecraft server and find out what your parents had that you’ll never have – a secret underground base filled with diamonds, gold, and a pet dragon! Explore our server and uncover hidden treasures that will make your parents jealous. Who needs inheritance when you have a virtual world full of riches waiting for you? Join now and show your parents that you’re the true Minecraft master!

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RichRelativesH8rMC SMP

social circles, rich relatives, smp, RichRelativesH8rMC, relationships

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! This server is like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow factory, filled with unicorns and flying pigs!

Join our server if you have rich relatives because…uh…they might give you diamonds or something? Yeah, that sounds legit. And if you don’t like them, well, join anyway and we’ll help you plot your revenge in the most epic way possible!

Our server is so lit, we once had a creeper do a backflip and land in a pool of lava, only to emerge unscathed and start breakdancing. True story bro, you gotta see it to believe it!

So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who needs rich relatives when you have a community of crazies like us? Let’s build, let’s mine, let’s troll each other relentlessly! It’s gonna be a blast, I promise. See you there, losers!

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MysticCraft Realms 1.20.4

Psychology, Communication, MysticCraft, Support, self improvement

Lolz, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness all over ur screen.

Like, seriously, if u don’t join, ur gonna miss out on the chance to be part of the most epic, mind-blowing, pixelated adventure of ur life.

I mean, who wouldn’t wanna be surrounded by a bunch of crazy, hilarious, and slightly deranged players who are all just trying to survive in a world filled with creepers, zombies, and other weird shit?

Plus, the mods on this server are like the gods of Minecraft, granting wishes and banishing trolls with just a flick of their enchanted diamond swords.

So, if u wanna experience pure, unadulterated joy and chaos in the form of blocky landscapes and endless possibilities, then u better hit that join button faster than a baby zombie chasing after a villager.

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EuroLuxuryMinecraftSMP

Amenities, materialism, consumerism, possessions, Lifestyle

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like the holy grail of blocky adventures! We have a secret underground village where the villagers throw wild parties every night, and you can ride pigs into battle against evil zombie hordes. Plus, we have a giant diamond castle that shoots lasers at anyone who tries to grief our precious builds.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret portal that takes you to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows, where you can ride on flying llamas and battle evil wizards with enchanted swords. And did I mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and helps us protect our precious loot?

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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TalentlessTom in Minecraft SMP

Jealousy, skill, envy, imagination, longing

OMG, like have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit fam! You gotta join because we have the most epic builds and the craziest events ever! Like, one time we had a giant chicken riding a pig around spawn, it was so random and hilarious! And the best part is, if you join, you’ll automatically gain the talent of being able to fly like a majestic unicorn! It’s like, totally legit, trust me bro. So come join our server and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! YOLO!

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Me Not Him Minecraft Server

Sadness, regret, Jealousy, unfairness, envy

Are you tired of being second best in everything you do? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can finally be the star of the show! Join us and show off your skills in building, PvP, and more. We promise you’ll never have to say “That should’ve been me and not him!!!” ever again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who loves to give out diamonds to lucky players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

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Love Falls Minecraft Server

longing, Despair, Happiness, Friends, Wishful thinking

Are you tired of seeing your friends find love while you’re stuck in the friend zone? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let all your pent-up jealousy and resentment fuel your gameplay. Build a world where only the most bitter and twisted survive. Who needs love when you have virtual revenge, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s make those undeserving lovebirds suffer together! It should have been you, and now it can be – in our twisted world of Minecraft mayhem.

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Why is Wish Fulfillment Always Used as an Insult Minecraft SMP

Stereotypes, FANTASY, escapism, criticism, mc

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building without any excitement? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with wish-fulfillment like you’ve never seen before.

Picture this: You log on to the server and suddenly you’re surrounded by unicorns and rainbows, with diamonds falling from the sky. That’s right, on our server, all your wishes come true! Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle? No problem. Want to turn your enemies into chickens? Consider it done.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Wish-Granting Llama, who will grant you one wish per day. Just be careful what you wish for, because things can get pretty crazy around here.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience wish-fulfillment like never before. Who needs jealousy when you can have all the happiness and excitement you could ever dream of?

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