Join us for epic adventures like hunting down the elusive diamond-encrusted chicken or battling it out with the legendary Ender Dragon who hoards all the best loot. And don’t worry about pesky bills or taxes here – the only currency you need is your crafting skills and a healthy dose of imagination.
So say goodbye to the hustle and bustle of city life and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how high you can build your castle in the sky. Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best woodland hermit life!
Dr. Mike Joy, the fresh water ecologist from New Zealand, he’s like totally obsessed with our server. He says we’re all doomed if we don’t join and start building epic castles and stuff.
We’ve got a secret underground base where we breed mutant pigs that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes. It’s like a sci-fi movie, but in Minecraft.
Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s pretty lit.
So, if you wanna join a server that’s as crazy as a llama on caffeine, then you gotta come check us out. Dr. Mike Joy approves, so you know it’s gonna be epic.
| Server Name: | ZephCraft |
| Type: | SMP (Survival Multiplayer) |
| Location: | Canada |
| Website: | play.zephcraft.com |
| Host: | RedZephon |
A: Friends and family of RedZephon are invited, but anyone is welcome to join as long as they follow the server’s rules.
A: The server may be quiet at times, but there are usually a few players online. You can join the discord to schedule meetups with other players.
A: Since the server is self-hosted, there is no need to worry about it shutting down randomly or bills going unpaid. The server plans to stay up perpetually.
A: The only rule is to not be a jerk, which includes not griefing, harassing, or being disrespectful to other players.
To join, you have to go through a top secret initiation process. Set your profile to public, open your friends list, go to the crew page and request to join, and then drop your name here like a true patriot.
But that’s not all, we have a New Players Guide to help you navigate through our server, an Import/Export Guide to show you how to smuggle in those rare items, and regularly updated Vehicle Testing to make sure your ride is top notch.
And if that’s not enough, we have all the vehicle information you could ever need, an interactive map to help you navigate through our server, and even a chance to have your picture featured on the cover! Just follow the theme, post a picture, and ask to be added.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our GTAG Patriot Edition Minecraft server and let’s show the world what true patriotism looks like!
But that’s not all – we have a lore so epic it puts the Ender Dragon to shame. Dive into the mystical world of Minecraft with our insane stories that will have you questioning reality.
Oh, and did we mention our bug tracker is actually a portal to another dimension where you can report glitches to the Minecraft gods themselves? Yeah, it’s pretty wild.
So come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the build height limit, but who’s counting?).
If you’re looking for a server that’s more entertaining than reality TV, then look no further. Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when a 11-year-old boy tried to impress his nanny with a $40 gift, only to have his heart broken by a fake boyfriend story. And let’s not forget the mom who spilled the beans to the nanny about her son’s crush, causing chaos in the household.
So, if you’re ready for a server that’s crazier than a soap opera, join us now! Who knows what other ridiculous stories will unfold in this wacky world of Minecraft.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll also have the chance to build your own virtual BBQ and invite whoever you want – without any meddling mother-in-laws or unwanted guests showing up unannounced. It’s a BBQ party where you’re in control!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly coworkers who just can’t seem to take a hint. Will you be brave enough to face them and reclaim your Minecraft territory? Join now and find out!
