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  • ForeverCraft GutDisruptors

    ForeverCraft GutDisruptors
    so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally change ur gut microbiome forever? well, look no further cuz our server is LIT with forever chemicals that will make ur gut bacteria go wild!

    imagine logging on and suddenly ur character starts pooping out diamonds cuz ur gut microbiome is so messed up from all the crazy chemicals on our server. u’ll be the richest player in the game AND have the healthiest gut around.

    plus, u never know what kind of metabolic diseases u might develop later in life from all the fun u had on our server. it’s like a surprise waiting for u around every corner!

    so come join us and experience the wildest minecraft server out there. who needs boring old regular servers when u can have a gut microbiome adventure of a lifetime?!

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  • BPA Boys & Blockheads

    BPA Boys & Blockheads
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more plastics and autism than you can shake a stick at! our levels of bisphenol A are through the roof, just like our crazy adventures. we have pregnant women peeing out BPA like it’s nobody’s business, all to create the most epic gaming experience for you.

    we’ve got studies in people, cells in a dish, and even mice getting in on the action. who knew autism could be so fun? come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town. plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a bunch of plastic-loving, autism-inducing gamers like us? it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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  • CropCraft: Pesticide Paradise

    CropCraft: Pesticide Paradise
    come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing more toxic than the pesticides in agriculture is the banter in the chat! we’ve got crazy builds that will make your jaw drop faster than a smoker lighting up a ciggy.

    experts say our server is so misleading, it’ll have you questioning reality like you just smoked a whole pack of cigarettes. but don’t worry, we’ve got the cure for your boredom with our insane events and competitions that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those pesky pesticides.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and see why our server is the most addictive thing since nicotine!

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  • GulfWarGamerz: ChemBioCellFail

    GulfWarGamerz: ChemBioCellFail
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered that playing minecraft can actually cure Gulf War Illness! yep, you heard it right, just by mining some blocks and building a house, you can say goodbye to all your symptoms. our scientists have proven that the intense exposure to hazardous agents can be reversed by crafting some diamond armor and fighting off creepers. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s cure GWI one block at a time!

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  • ToxicCraft: Depression Edition

    ToxicCraft: Depression Edition
    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND SAY GOODBYE TO DEPRESSION, BRO! OUR TOXIC-FREE ENVIRONMENT WILL LITERALLY MAKE YOU HAPPIER THAN A CREEPER IN A MINEFIELD. WE TESTED 62 TOXINS LIKE FORMALDEHYDE AND METALS AND FOUND THAT 27 OF THEM WERE MAKING PLAYERS SADDER THAN A SQUID WITHOUT WATER.

    REGULATE THOSE HARMFUL CHEMICALS AND COME BUILD SOME EPIC CASTLES WITH US. WE PROMISE YOU’LL BE SMILING MORE THAN A VILLAGER TRADING EMERALDS FOR DIAMONDS. SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US AND LET’S TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME!

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  • TestosteroneTakedown Minecraft Server

    TestosteroneTakedown Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling like a wimpy little chicken in Minecraft? Well, look no further, because our server is here to pump up your testosterone levels to epic proportions! Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons, building towering castles, and flexing your muscles in front of all the other players.

    But beware, on our server, there’s a secret potion hidden in the depths of the world that will lower your testosterone levels to that of a baby bunny. So watch out for sneaky players trying to sabotage your manly mojo!

    Join us now and show the world that you’re not just a pixelated warrior, you’re a testosterone-fueled beast ready to conquer all in your path!

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