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| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 2975 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 34 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4527 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally rad, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we got unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds.
plus, like, if you join, you’ll be part of this epic quest to save the world from, like, a giant evil chicken that’s trying to take over everything.
oh, and did i mention we have a disco party every friday night where the zombies and skeletons bust out their best dance moves? yeah, it’s pretty wild.
so, like, come join us and be a hero in this crazy, wacky world where anything is possible. trust me, you won’t regret it, dude.
