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| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 9442 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Buildings Constructed: | 46 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 197 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
so, like, have u heard bout this cray cray server? it’s like, so lit u won’t even believe it, fam. like, imagine if russia’s response to that oil tanker crash was a minecraft server, that’s how lit it is.
u gotta join this server, cuz like, the admins are so OP they caused an ‘ecological catastrophe’ in the Black Sea. like, they straight up turned the ocean into a lava pit filled with creepers and zombies. it’s like, so wild, u won’t even know what hit u.
if u wanna experience the most insane minecraft server ever, then u gotta join this one. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind, fam. so what u waiting for? join now and be part of the madness.
