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BalticCableCarnage
lol u wont believe wat happened on our server, we got a sixty-mile drag mark near a damaged Baltic Sea cable in Finland!! like wut even happened there?? join our server to uncover the mystery and maybe even find some hidden treasures along the way. who knows, u might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. or maybe u’ll come face to face with a giant sea monster that’s been causing all the chaos. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride on our server. so come join us and let’s see what other crazy adventures await us!! -
WhaleMeatDogFood Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we ride whales into battle and feast on their meat like true vikings! we have a secret underground base filled with dog food made from imported whale meat from finland. become a whale warrior and defend our precious food source from the evil cat army. join now for a chance to ride a whale into battle and feast like a true viking! -
BalticDrag Minecraft Server
so, like, you wanna join this sick minecraft server, right? well let me tell you, it’s like the craziest place ever! we got finland finding drag marks on the baltic seabed after some cable got messed up. like, who even does that? but hey, that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.if you join, you’ll get to ride dolphins and unicorns, and even battle giant squids with laser beams! yeah, you heard me right, laser beams! and don’t even get me started on the secret underwater city where mermaids throw epic parties every night.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs that poop diamonds? yeah, that’s a thing here. so come on, join the insanity and see what other wacky adventures await you on this minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it!
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E-Cig Ban in Belgium: No More Puff Puff Craft
yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s like the belgium of all servers, cuz we ban sales of disposable e-cigarettes, like wut even is that? but yea, we’re trendsetters in da EU, so u know we’re da real deal. plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena, it’s wild up in here. come join us and be part of the madness, u won’t regret it. -
Ice Age Madness
LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE GOT GLOBAL GLACIER EVOLUTION GOIN’ ON! UNDER HIGH-EMISSION SCENARIOS, WE GOT ANNUAL LOSSES THAT JUST KEEP ON INCREASIN’ UNTIL 2100! IT’S PEAKIN’ AROUND 3 TIMES CURRENT LOSSES, Y’ALL! THAT’S LIKE, CRAZY TALK! WE TALKIN’ LOSSES OF 46%–54% OVER THE 2015–2100 TIME PERIOD!SO IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME WILD GLACIER ACTION AND WATCH THE ICE MELT BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES, THEN COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER! WE GOT THE HOTTEST MINECRAFT CLIMATE AROUND!JOIN US NOW BEFORE WE ALL TURN INTO PENGUINS OR SOMETHIN’! LOL!
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ChargeCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how u always got like a million chargers for all ur devices and u can never find the right one when u need it? well, not anymore, bro! this server is like the EU law of chargers but for minecraft servers! u only need one server to rule them all, and this is it! join us and never worry about having the wrong charger again, cuz we got u covered, fam! plus, we have like, a secret underground society of chargers that will do ur bidding and protect u from all the evil chargers out there. come join us and be part of the charger revolution! -
BlackSeaCraft or SpillCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we spill oil in the black sea just for funsies!! russia is like “oh noes we need federal emergency” but we’re like “lol who cares let’s keep spilling that oil!!” join us for a wild time of chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be a blast!! plus, we have free cookies for all players who help us pollute the environment even more. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness now!! -
GazaCraft: Salt-Free Fun!
lol join our minecraft server cuz we got water desalination like in gaza but without all the drama. israel and pa worked together to make it happen, just like how we work together to build epic stuff in minecraft. we got water slides that go straight into the ocean, just watch out for the creepers trying to blow them up. join us and be part of this crazy adventure, where we turn salty water into sweet, sweet fun! -
EagleS Tanker Trouble – Estlink 2 Mischief
So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, BAM! You get a message from the Finnish Police saying there’s, like, this crazy Eagle S tanker causing chaos and messing up power cables! And guess what? It’s all goin’ down on our server!Join us for the most epic adventure of your life, where you’ll be dodging tankers and fixing power cables while trying to survive in the wild world of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else!
So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness! Who knows, you might even become a hero and save the day from the evil tanker! See you there, adventurer!
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Global Warming Speedrun
Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server, where the only thing rising faster than global temperatures is the level of fun you’ll be having! Our AI predicts that by 2040, all land regions will be hotter than a creeper explosion, so why not escape the heat and chill with us in our virtual world?We’ve got crazy builds that will make your jaw drop faster than a stack of sand in a desert biome. Explore our epic landscapes and discover hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine. And don’t worry about the rising temperatures outside, because on our server, it’s always a cool 70 degrees with a chance of thunderstorms (but only if you’re into that kind of thing).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where the only thing melting is your worries away? Let’s build, mine, and survive together in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). See you in the game, fam!