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  • AquaCooledCraft

    AquaCooledCraft
    join dis epic minecraft server where humans are watercooled cuz why not? imagine walking around in the game and suddenly you start dripping water from your ears like a leaky faucet. it’s totally normal here, trust us.

    we have a secret underground society of talking llamas who are obsessed with disco music. they throw the best parties in the game, complete with rainbow lasers and confetti cannons. you haven’t lived until you’ve danced with a llama in a sequined suit.

    oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky on jetpacks, dropping bacon bombs on unsuspecting players below. it’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

    so why wait? come join our wacky world where anything is possible, and where being watercooled is just the beginning. see you in the game, fellow adventurers!

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  • SpermCraft: DEHPocalypse

    SpermCraft: DEHPocalypse
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, come join our server where we guarantee you will have a blast like never before!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent mice who have been exposed to DEHP in the womb. These mice have developed superpowers and are now ruling over our Minecraft world with their fertility-defying skills.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be able to interact with these genetically modified mice, but you will also have the chance to battle against other players in epic sperm count showdowns. Trust me, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to eternal fertility along the way.

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  • ChillCraft: Brain Freeze Edition

    ChillCraft: Brain Freeze Edition
    so, like, u ever wonder if ur brain is, like, affected by heat and cold and stuff? well, this server is, like, the perfect place for u to find out! we have, like, over 2,000 preadolescents who have had their brains scanned and stuff to show that heat and cold can, like, totally mess with ur white matter microstructure.

    join our server and, like, experience the ultimate brain freeze as u navigate through our crazy world filled with extreme temperatures! u’ll never look at a snow biome the same way again, trust me. plus, who doesn’t want to be a part of groundbreaking research that proves fetuses and children are sensitive to temperature extremes?

    so, like, come join us and see if u can survive the heat and cold and come out with ur brain intact. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure!

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  • BoomerBlastMC

    BoomerBlastMC
    haha u know what’s higher than cancer rates? the FUN LEVEL on our MINECRAFT SERVER! join now for a chance to escape the harsh reality of gen x getting wrecked by cancer. we got virtual blocks to build ur dream house and no pesky doctors telling u bad news. plus, rumor has it that playing on our server can actually CURE cancer! so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s mine and craft our way to a cancer-free world!

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  • WaterWorldCraft

    WaterWorldCraft
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where water and life be poppin off half a billion years earlier than we all thought like whaaaat?!?!? come build ur own little world and watch it evolve faster than u can say “diamond pickaxe” hahaha it’s lit fam come join us now and be part of this crazy journey through time and space and minecraft blocks yeeeeet!!!

    New Minecraft Server
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