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  • ToxicCraft: Copper Chaos

    ToxicCraft: Copper Chaos
    join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got da most lit builds dat will make ur brain explode like a creeper in a TNT factory. our players are so pro dey can mine diamonds blindfolded while riding a pig.

    but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.

    oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.

    so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.

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  • CraftyDepressCraft: Linking Blocks to Mental Blocks

    CraftyDepressCraft: Linking Blocks to Mental Blocks
    come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off the evil forces of tobacco, alcohol, and ultra-processed food! we battle against the dreaded social media monsters and take down the fossil fuel demons!

    join us as we conquer climate change and defeat air pollution in epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat!

    fight alongside your fellow players as we strive to protect our mental health and vanquish the forces of depression, suicide, anxiety, and self-harm!

    come join the fun and save the world in the craziest minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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  • BryoCraft: Evolutionary Fun!

    BryoCraft: Evolutionary Fun!
    come join our minecraft server, where the marine invertebrates called bryozoans are the rulers of the land! they have been evolving for centuries, matching up their traits with shorter-term changes like pros. our server is like a fossil-based model of evolution, capturing the process of change over long time intervals. it’s like a science class but with blocks and creepers. so come on and join us for a wild ride through evolution…minecraft style!

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  • AgeCraft SMP: Wrinkles & Wisdom

    AgeCraft SMP: Wrinkles & Wisdom
    Are you tired of looking like a Minecraft boomer? Join our SMP where the Fountain of Youth is real and will make you look younger with every block you mine! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon uses anti-aging cream to stay looking fresh. Don’t miss out on the chance to turn back the clock and become the hottest block in town!

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  • SeasonCraft: Allergy-Free Zone

    SeasonCraft: Allergy-Free Zone
    come join our minecraft server where we cure asthma and allergies just by being born in the summer!! 🌞😷

    our magical world is filled with flowers that sneeze pollen and trees that shoot out inhalers when you walk by. it’s like a virtual doctor’s office, but way more fun! πŸ’‰πŸŒ³

    we even have a special potion that turns you into a giant tissue to blow your nose on. it’s snot your average minecraft server, that’s for sure! πŸ‘ƒπŸ€§

    so if you want to breathe easy and have a hay fever-free experience, join us now and be born in the summer! 🌺🌻🌼

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  • TickBlockerCraft

    TickBlockerCraft
    Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Have you ever been munchin’ on a juicy burger and then BAM, you get hit with a tick bite allergy? Well, fear no more, ’cause our Minecraft server got them fancy nanoparticles that can block them pesky allergic reactions!

    Picture this: you’re chillin’ in our server, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a lone star tick tries to ruin your day. But wait, you got them nanoparticles coursing through your virtual veins, so you just laugh in that tick’s face and keep on buildin’ your epic castle.

    And get this, fam – our server is like a virtual University of Michigan, but way cooler. We got mad scientists workin’ round the clock to make sure you can chow down on all the red meat you want without worryin’ ’bout them tick bites. Climate change ain’t got nothin’ on us!

    So what are you waitin’ for? Join our server now and say goodbye to alpha-gal syndrome forever! Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a secret recipe for a potion that turns you into a diamond-encrusted superhero. The possibilities are endless, yo!

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  • MineCraftyMindFit

    MineCraftyMindFit
    come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from the depressing real world and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! forget about your sad brain and immerse yourself in a world where you can build anything your heart desires!

    our server is scientifically proven to improve physical and mental health, with research showing that playing minecraft can actually make you happier and healthier! who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and some dirt blocks, am i right?

    join us now and experience the brain-boosting power of minecraft! build a castle, slay some zombies, or just chill with some virtual sheep. the possibilities are endless on our server! so what are you waiting for? come join us and start your journey to a happier, healthier you!

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  • MetalCraftALS-Killers

    MetalCraftALS-Killers
    HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL U SHOULD CUZ WE GOT ALL DA METALS U NEED IN UR BLOOD AND URINE TO SURVIVE AND THRIVE IN DIS CRAZY WORLD. ALS? MORE LIKE ALS-OME CUZ WE GONNA MAKE SURE U NEVER DIE FROM DAT SHIZZ. JOIN US AND LET’S GET LIT IN DA BLOCKY WORLD TOGETHER. YOLO!

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  • TobaccoCraft: DNA Damage & Gut Bugs

    TobaccoCraft: DNA Damage & Gut Bugs
    come join our epic minecraft server, where we have the biggest ever genetic analysis of colorectal cancer! we found out that tobacco and gut bacteria are causing all the DNA damage, but don’t worry, we have potions to protect you from those nasty cancer-causing critters! join us and fight off the evil tobacco and bacteria mobs while building your own epic base and battling other players in epic PvP battles! plus, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure waiting to be discovered! so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let’s kick some cancer butt together!

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  • ArcticCraft: Survival Origins

    ArcticCraft: Survival Origins
    come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the epic journey of early humans surviving the cold when they left africa. we have igloos, snowball fights, and even a woolly mammoth petting zoo. join now and see if you have what it takes to survive like our ancestors did. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with ice cream and hot cocoa. what are you waiting for? come freeze your blocky butt off with us!

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