this one married couple from Bristol came on our server and took pics of the melting Swiss glaciers. they were so shook by the changes they saw, they couldn’t stop crying. but don’t worry, our glaciers love the attention. they thrive on the drama.
come join us on X and witness the ‘staggering’ changes in the Alps. u won’t believe ur eyes. plus, u might even get some abuse from the glaciers themselves. they’re a feisty bunch, always ready for a fight. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and see those glaciers cry like there’s no tomorrow.
join our server and u can like, save the earth by building ur own sustainable paradise. u can like, plant virtual trees and stuff and stop the virtual climate change. u can be a hero in the virtual world, dude.
plus, like, there’s no annoying politicians or global warming on our server. just u, ur friends, and endless possibilities. u can like, ride virtual unicorns and battle virtual dragons. it’s gonna be epic, bro.
so like, why waste ur time on a dying planet when u can join our minecraft server and like, save the world one block at a time. u won’t regret it, trust me.
But wait, there’s more! How about the time when a player stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers? Or when someone accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake that attracted hordes of hungry zombies? The possibilities are endless on our server, where infinite growth is not just a goal, it’s a way of life.
So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get up to next? Global warming may be the main cause, but on our server, the fun is endless!
Embark on a wild adventure where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs can fly (literally, we gave them wings).
Explore our custom-built world where you can ride on rainbow-colored llamas and battle evil chickens with laser eyes.
But beware, the legendary Ender Dragon has been replaced with a giant dancing panda who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of unlimited diamonds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Imagine soaring through the sky on the back of a diamond-dropping pig, collecting riches beyond your wildest dreams.
If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and uncover the treasures hidden within, or will you fall victim to the ghostly inhabitants?
Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just remember, watch out for those frogs!
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!
We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.
Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.
| Platform | Fabric 1.21 |
|---|---|
| Location | San Jose, California, United States |
| CPU | AMD Ryzen 5 7600X |
| RAM | 10GB (32 Total) |
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!
Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed Mobs & Players Drop Heads Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief Accelerated Leaf Decay Minecarts now run 4x faster Online Webmap
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:
Join us if you want to witness a group of players who build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.
But that’s not all! Our community events are something you won’t want to miss. From pig racing tournaments to zombie apocalypse survival challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So come on and join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your creations). Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only clouds you’ll see are made of pixels. Plus, with our strict no-vaping policy, you can rest easy knowing that you won’t have to deal with any secondhand smoke while you play.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to vape drama for good. Who knew that the key to a vape-free life was just a few blocks away?
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server, whether it’s dealing with fake nudes or uncovering shocking secrets. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about being accused of something you didn’t do (unlike that poor model).
So come join us and experience the drama, the suspense, and the heartbreak on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the chaos begin!
join this server if you want to be part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community out there. we’ve got players from all over the world, including Brazilian judges apparently. come see what all the fuss is about and join us for some epic adventures and non-stop laughs. trust us, you won’t regret it!
we also got a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. they’re armed with diamond swords and ready to cluck some heads. join us if u wanna be part of da epic battle between humans and chickens.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? it’s a real thrill ride, but watch out for the flaming zombies who like to hitch a ride.
so come on down to our server, where danger lurks around every corner and the only way to survive is to embrace the chaos. yeehaw!