this one married couple from Bristol came on our server and took pics of the melting Swiss glaciers. they were so shook by the changes they saw, they couldn’t stop crying. but don’t worry, our glaciers love the attention. they thrive on the drama.
come join us on X and witness the ‘staggering’ changes in the Alps. u won’t believe ur eyes. plus, u might even get some abuse from the glaciers themselves. they’re a feisty bunch, always ready for a fight. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and see those glaciers cry like there’s no tomorrow.
join our server and u can like, save the earth by building ur own sustainable paradise. u can like, plant virtual trees and stuff and stop the virtual climate change. u can be a hero in the virtual world, dude.
plus, like, there’s no annoying politicians or global warming on our server. just u, ur friends, and endless possibilities. u can like, ride virtual unicorns and battle virtual dragons. it’s gonna be epic, bro.
so like, why waste ur time on a dying planet when u can join our minecraft server and like, save the world one block at a time. u won’t regret it, trust me.
But wait, there’s more! How about the time when a player stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers? Or when someone accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake that attracted hordes of hungry zombies? The possibilities are endless on our server, where infinite growth is not just a goal, it’s a way of life.
So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get up to next? Global warming may be the main cause, but on our server, the fun is endless!
Embark on a wild adventure where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs can fly (literally, we gave them wings).
Explore our custom-built world where you can ride on rainbow-colored llamas and battle evil chickens with laser eyes.
But beware, the legendary Ender Dragon has been replaced with a giant dancing panda who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of unlimited diamonds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Imagine soaring through the sky on the back of a diamond-dropping pig, collecting riches beyond your wildest dreams.
If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and uncover the treasures hidden within, or will you fall victim to the ghostly inhabitants?
Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just remember, watch out for those frogs!
Join us and experience a world where kindness and positivity reign supreme, just like my daughter’s boyfriend who is the epitome of sweetness. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no fat-shaming” policy, unlike some dads out there.
So come on in and build your dream world without the fear of being judged for not fitting into society’s narrow definition of masculinity. Plus, who knows, you might even find love like my daughter did! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s spread love and positivity together!
This family is notorious for their explosive personalities and their love for blowing things up (in-game, of course). They have been known to cause chaos and destruction wherever they go, leaving a trail of destruction in their wake. But hey, who doesn’t love a little bit of chaos in their life?
Join the Creeper Clan on our server and experience a whole new level of excitement and adventure. Build, mine, and craft your way through the world while dodging explosions and mayhem at every turn. Trust us, you won’t find a more thrilling Minecraft experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most infamous family in Minecraft history!
our server is so lit, it’s like china winning the olympics every day! western officials are shook by our gameplay, they can’t keep up with our level of epicness.
join now for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about minecraft servers. trust us, you won’t regret it!
Server work in progress. Join the discord for updates and to get whitelisted! We are planning to add a survival mode, factions and others!
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Towny MMO style player based economy with the ability to rankup in game and we have a mod-pack like vibe. Join today!
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| Discord | Join Discord |
|---|---|
| Server IP | play.thepen-mc.net |
Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison server with the following features:
| Rank | Description |
|---|---|
| A | Default Prisoner |
| B | $25,000 |
| C | $80,000 |
| D | $250,000 |
| E | $800,000 |
| Parolee | $1,500,000 |
| Citizen | $2,000,000 |
| Guard | Enforce rules, safety of prisoners |
| SrGuard | Well seasoned Guard with privileges |
| Warden | Administrator Position |
| SrWarden | Senior Administrator Position |
Apply for the Guard position by joining the server and Discord.
For more information and updates, visit the Discord or connect to the Server.
Oh, and don’t forget about our shorts, music, and unarchived streams, it’s like a treasure trove of awesomeness waiting to be discovered. And we even have merch, like, what?! Get your hands on some sick gear and represent the craziest Minecraft server in town.
And if you’re a total noob, don’t worry, we got you covered with our intro/starter newpebble guide. It’s like a map to the land of insanity, guiding you through the madness with ease.
But hey, watch out for those diggers, they’re like the trolls of the Minecraft world. Just hide, report, and rock on, bros. Don’t let them bring you down, stay strong and keep on crafting!
Join us on this journey of pure madness and mayhem, where the only limit is your imagination. Let’s dive into the unknown and explore the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!