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| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 1222 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 7 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
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