Enumeration MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft SMP: CreeperCount – how many tonight?

Figure, AMOUNT, sum, how many tonight, numeration

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the chaos and hilarity you could ever want!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, spontaneous dance parties in the Nether, and treasure hunts that lead to… well, let’s just say you might end up with more than just diamonds in your inventory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” where all players must wear sombreros and only eat tacos for the entire day. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of creepers trying to salsa dance.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor. Because on our server, anything can happen… and it usually does.

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CraftyCoincidence

peculiar, odd, UNUSUAL, Uncanny, synchronicity

Have you ever had a coincidence so bizarre that it made you question reality? Well, get ready for even more mind-blowing moments on our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs that can be used to buy epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest coincidences and most absurd adventures, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

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BoomCraft Minecraft Server

Ukrainian POWs, human rights violation, military aggression, investigation, Minecraft

Yo, wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is so epic that even Ukrainian POWs are dying to get in (literally). We had this crazy explosion that took out over 50 of them in 2022. But don’t worry, it was all part of the fun, just some friendly TNT shenanigans, ya know? Plus, the UN is totally on board with us, they even wrote a report blaming Russia for the chaos. So come on and join the madness, where every day is a blast (literally)!

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RuskiCraft: Attack & Scale Down!

military intervention, russia, War, Military operations, Ukraine

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than russia and ukraine! our battles are so intense, even the ukrainian commander is like “whoa, that’s too much!” but don’t worry, we promise to scale down the attacks in just a month and a half. so come join us and experience the chaos for yourself! who needs real world conflicts when you can have virtual ones in minecraft? let’s gooooooo!

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AlzCraft: Forget Me Not

long-term study, neurodegenerative disease, Alzheimer’s disease, public health, incidence

so, like, u know how u sometimes forget where u put ur pickaxe in minecraft? well, imagine if u forgot EVERYTHING. that’s what this server is all about! we got so much craziness going on, u won’t even remember ur own name after playing here!

our players are so dedicated to the game, they forget to eat, sleep, and even go to work. but hey, who needs a job when u can spend all day building giant statues of chickens and riding pigs into battle?

join us on this wild ride where the only thing u’ll remember is how much fun u had. and who knows, maybe u’ll even forget about that embarrassing incident with the creeper exploding ur house. it’s all part of the fun on our forgetful server!

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Throat

Redstone, smp, Modded, Minigames, Survival

Welcome to Ezartla!

IP: play.ezartla.com Discord: https://discord.gg/heZmyPvbny

Dynmap: Explore our world in real-time. Discord: Stay connected with our community. Land Claiming: Protect your builds from griefers. Ranks: Progress through our ranking system. Player Warps: Create and visit custom warp points. Economy: Engage in a player-driven economy. Chest Shops: Set up your own shops and trade. Challenges: Complete challenges for rewards. Custom Enchants: Enhance your gear with unique enchantments.

play.ezartla.com

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OldSchool Factions Beta

Server, Relaxed, SimplePlugins, Recreation, OnlineGaming

Oldschool Faction’s aims to recreate factions servers before they went crazy, Simple yet efficient plugins to provide a laid back Faction server for people that want a more relaxed experience.

147.135.31.40:25666

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VapeCraft Minecraft Server

VapeCraft, withdrawal symptoms, long-term use, health effects, addiction

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays it safe? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of players who vaped weed all day every day for like 10 months straight! Imagine the crazy builds and wacky adventures we’ve had while under the influence of some dank herb. Join us for a truly mind-blowing experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for some seriously out-of-this-world creations and a whole lot of laughs. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s get lit…literally!

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SwingShiftGamerMC SMP

SwingShiftGamerMC, late shift, work schedule, third shift, shift work

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride on crack!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off zombie hordes while riding a pig with a saddle made of diamonds. Or how about building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of obsidian just because you can?

And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles where players ride into battle on llamas armed with flaming swords. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama spit fire at its enemies!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

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CousinCraft Minecraft Server

sharing, Server, Telling, Argument, detail

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your girlfriend’s conversations with her cousins? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even your girlfriend would blush.

Join us for a non-stop party where anything goes – just like those questionable car conversations. Who needs decency when you can have a blast with your cousins, right?

So if you’re ready for some scandalous fun and drama, come join our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself making sexual jokes with your own cousins in no time!

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