entry level Minecraft Servers

Entry Level

  • LazyCraft SMP

    LazyCraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP server? It’s like the coolest place ever, bro. Like, the admins are all unicorns and they give you diamond armor just for saying “potato” in chat. And the spawn is a giant taco, like what even is that, bro? But wait, there’s more. The mobs drop candy instead of loot, and there’s a secret dungeon where you can fight a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you join now, you get a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server, bro? It’s like the best thing since sliced bread, but like, way cooler. Just join already, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #potatolife #unicornsrule #minecraftftw 🥔🦄🐉

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Fantasy Firearm Frenzy Minecraft Server

    Fantasy Firearm Frenzy Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a weak, entry-level wizard who can’t defend themselves in a fantasy world? Join our Minecraft server and leave those puny spells behind! Our server is filled with powerful firearms that will make you the most feared wizard in all the land. No more waving wands and chanting silly incantations – now you can just pull the trigger and watch your enemies fall before you. So come on, ditch the spells and join us for some gun-slinging fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft SMP: Degree in Redstone Engineering

    Minecraft SMP: Degree in Redstone Engineering

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the real world crushing your dreams and making you question your life choices? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the soul-sucking job market by building your own empire in a virtual world where the only termination you’ll face is getting blown up by a creeper.

    Forget about traveling to bum fuck nowhere sites for work, because in our SMP, the only traveling you’ll be doing is exploring new biomes and finding hidden treasures. Who needs networking or virtualization when you can create your own automated farms and redstone contraptions?

    So come join us and prove that you can make it in the world of industrial automation without losing your sanity. Plus, we have cookies. And by cookies, we mean virtual cookies that you can eat in-game. What are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • High School Dropout Minecraft SMP

    High School Dropout Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a wagey and want to level up in life? Join our Minecraft SMP where we value creativity and storytelling skills! Just like how you can craft a fake resume to land a job, you can craft epic builds and outrageous stories to impress your fellow players.

    Imagine creating a castle made entirely out of lies and deceit, just like your resume! Or maybe you can build a secret underground base where you hide all your fake job titles and promotions. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those anyway).

    So come join us and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a virtual promotion and become the CEO of our Minecraft world. Just remember, in this SMP, the only thing you need to be honest about is having a good time. See you in game, liar extraordinaire!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LazyCraft – Mom Edition

    LazyCraft – Mom Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a new job is like trying to find diamonds in a sea of creepers on our Minecraft server! Just like this poor soul who got laid off from their job as a Case Manager, you too can experience the thrill of uncertainty and frustration in the job market. But fear not, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be stocking is your inventory with epic loot!

    Join us and experience the joy of applying to 30 different places without any follow-up calls, just like our friend here. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get a rejection email from an entry-level stocking position because they found more qualified candidates (lol)! Who needs a job when you can have the satisfaction of knowing you’re not alone in the struggle?

    But wait, there’s more! Get job recommendations from your old-fashioned mom who thinks having a Bachelor’s degree automatically makes you the top candidate for a Supervisor position at a factory. Who needs qualifications when you have a degree, right? Show your mom that times are changing and it’s not easy to get a decent job anymore by joining our server and escaping reality with some blocky adventures!

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of job hunting in a whole new way. Who needs a paycheck when you have virtual diamonds to mine and zombies to slay? Join now and let the job search woes fade away as you build your way to victory!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoFormalDesignPro

    NoFormalDesignPro

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of building boring square houses in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner interior designer!

    Join us and you’ll learn how to create the most fabulous and extravagant builds without any formal training. Who needs design school when you have our wacky community to guide you?

    We have a secret underground society of blocky architects who will teach you the ancient art of pixel-perfect decorating. Rumor has it that the legendary Notch himself once visited our server and was blown away by our insane building skills.

    So come on, join us and become the next big thing in the Minecraft interior design industry. Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a gig decorating the virtual homes of famous Minecraft YouTubers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyNEETs Minecraft Madness

    CraftyNEETs Minecraft Madness

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of minimum wage jobs and dive into a world of creativity and fun! Join us and leave behind the drama and low IQ customers of the real world.

    On our server, you can build epic castles, explore mysterious caves, and fight off creepers with your friends. No need to worry about maintaining eye contact or dealing with annoying co-workers – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness!

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner NEET shine in a world where the only limit is your imagination!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Easy Peasy Minecraft Squeezy

    Easy Peasy Minecraft Squeezy

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is too easy? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We only have one mode – and that’s ULTRA HARD MODE!

    Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Your only hope for survival is to build a fortress out of exploding TNT blocks and ride a pig into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rare and elusive Unicorn Pig – a majestic creature that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams from its eyes. Ride one of these beauties into battle and you’ll be unstoppable!

    So why settle for easy mode when you can join our server and experience the most insane and ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life? Join us now and prepare for the ultimate challenge – if you dare!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • This is what San Francisco looks like Minecraft SMP

    This is what San Francisco looks like Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because on our server, we have recreated San Francisco in all its blocky glory!

    Join us for a chance to ride minecart cable cars up and down the steep hills, visit the pixelated Golden Gate Bridge, and even explore a replica of Alcatraz prison (but don’t worry, there are no real prisoners…we think).

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting world domination. Will you join them or thwart their evil plans? The choice is yours!

    So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to in our virtual San Francisco!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PawnCraft Minecraft Server

    PawnCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom pawning her jewelry for the light bill? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where you can escape the drama and build your dream world.

    We promise not to judge you for splurging on a steam deck, even if it means walking everywhere because you’re broke from paying your mom’s bills. Our community is all about supporting each other, even if it means sacrificing gas money for virtual adventures.

    So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than a family argument over spending habits. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us? Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP