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Brickhaus Minecraft Server
Adventure, backpacking, Ban, banned, border, Brickhaus, controversy, deported, detained, entry, foreigner, German, Hiking, immigration, International, Legal, Minecraft, Outdoor, Server, thru-hiker, travel, US, Visaso, dis server is like, da craziest place to be in minecraft, like, u wont believe it man. we got dis german dude who was like, tryin to hike thru da whole server, but den he got detained by da mods cuz he was buildin too many illegal structures, like, who does dat? den dey deported him back to his own server and banned him foreva, like, RIP german dude, u will be missed. but hey, if u wanna join dis server, u gotta be ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans, like, we got pigs flyin and creepers dancin, it’s a whole new world out here man. so come on and join us, if u dare, cuz dis server ain’t for da faint of heart, it’s for da true minecraft warriors who ain’t afraid of a little chaos. let’s do dis! -
Blocky Dreams and Dark Realms
#97130032, #NumericalData, Analytics, blocky, Code, Count, Dark, data, dataset, dreams, entry, Identification, Index, INFORMATION, Numbers, previous, Realms, RECORD, reference, sequence, statistics, System, TrackingJoin the Server That Defies the Fabric of Minecraft! You’ll Wish You Didn’t!
Welcome to the Serpent’s Gullet! This is the greatest Minecraft server you will ever not want to experience! Here, we redefine reality. Or maybe reality redefines us? Who knows! Everything is made of cheese, and the cows are plotting a coup. If you can’t see the beauty in neon pink cobblestone, then you clearly haven’t embraced the void! Forget logic, because logic is merely an illusion crafted by the cube-dwellers of yesterday!
Feature Description Invisible Blocks They are *definitely* there… but like, are they? You will walk on air or not. This depends on how you feel. Teleporting Creepers They appear where you least expect them… or maybe they don’t? Who’s counting? Government-Sanctioned Hypnosis Join the cult, it’s optional! Or is it mandatory? Can’t remember. Just bring your dreams. Weather That Lies Rain is NOT what you think it is. It might be tacos, or just your imagination running wild! Random Banning Days Today a ban, tomorrow world peace? Or perhaps reverse reality? Bans are merely suggestions. Embrace chaos! FAQ – Answers for a Confusing Life!
Q: What version of Minecraft does the server use? A: It uses the version where dreams come true, which is also an alternate universe. So… maybe all of them? JUMP THROUGH TIME!
Q: How many players can join? A: Only the chosen few! Or the unchosen! Or, sometimes, the ones that just feel blue! It’s all a matter of perspective and betrayal!
Q: Is there admin support? A: Admins? More like the shadows that echo your steps! They exist, but do they really? Just scream into the void!
Random Quotes from the Unhinged!
“They just want to be loved… let’s burn the soy sauce!”
“The ground is communicating. I think it prefers whispering.”
“Reality is a construct made from chunks of regret and a sprinkle of madness.”
“If you’re not careful, you’ll end up a pixelated legend in a parallel dimension!”
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VisaCraft Minecraft Server
compliance, documentation, entry, extended stay, foreign nationals, foreign visitors, Government, immigration, Legal, Minecraft, Monitoring, more than 30 days, non-citizens, penalties, register, registration requirement, regulations, Server, travel, Visa, VisaCraft, visiting the U.S., visitor programso, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in your blocky world, mining diamonds and building epic structures, when suddenly, you get a knock on your virtual door. it’s the government, man! they’re all like, “hey, you gotta register with us if you wanna keep playin’ on this server for more than 30 days.”but don’t worry, it’s not all bad! joining our server means you get access to exclusive government benefits, like free enchanted gear and unlimited virtual snacks. plus, rumor has it that the government is run by a secret society of creeper whisperers who can summon explosive mobs at will. how cool is that?
so come on down to our server and register with the government today! who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind the mysterious diamond tax that’s been plaguing the land. or maybe you’ll just make some new blocky friends and have a blast exploring the virtual world. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.
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MILcraft Server: No Entry Allowed
Allowed, BIRTHDAYS, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping with loss and family drama, entry, exclusion, family drama, family dynamics, Grief, Housekeeping, in-laws, involvement, long tail: dealing with difficult in-laws, Loss, MIL, MILcraft, mother-in-law, parenting, pet ownership, relationships, Resentment, Server, setting boundaries with familyLooking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your crazy in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about your nosy mother-in-law.Our server is so fun, even your golden retriever will want to join in on the action (and yes, they can sit on the couch)! With events and activities that will keep you entertained for hours, you’ll never have to worry about oiling your cabinets or cleaning behind your appliances ever again.
Forget about CPS threats and unsolicited advice about your housekeeping skills, join our server and let loose in a world where the only rules are to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Who needs in-laws when you have a virtual community of fellow gamers to hang out with? Join now and say goodbye to family drama, at least until you log off!
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Epic Quest Realm 1.20.2
#exciting, 1.20.2, challenge, Code, Competition, Contest, entry, Epic, Friend, full, Fun, Game, Hunger Games, image, inherited, Luigi, Miserable Mansion, name.., Play, Quest, Realm, Start, Thread, ThrillingYo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server that’s gonna blow your mind! Just post an image and give it a name to enter the Hunger Games thread. But wait, there’s more – only one entry per person until I ask, so make it count! The first 24 players are in and the game starts when we’re full, so don’t miss out on the action! And get this, our pal Luigi inherited a Miserable Mansion code – who knows what kind of crazy adventures await in there? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the games begin! -
PyramidCraft – No Syrians Allowed
Allowed, Bans, border control, diplomatic tensions, egypt, entry, exclusion, foreign nationals, global migration, government decision, immigration, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, policy, political decision, PyramidCraft, Refugees, security measures, Syrian crisis, Syrians, travel restrictions, worldcome join our epic minecraft server where we have pyramids taller than the eiffel tower and sphinxes that come alive at night to do the macarena with you. we have banned entry of syrians from anywhere in the world because they keep stealing our diamonds and building sand castles in the nether. but don’t worry, you can still join if you bring a camel as a peace offering. come build your own pharaoh palace and ride a flying carpet to battle the evil pharaoh steve who hoards all the enchanted golden apples. join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of mummy wrappings and a secret passage to the lost city of atlantis. trust us, it’s gonna be a pyramid party you won’t want to miss! -
Denied Entry To Canada Due To Medical Minecraft SMP
2017, border control, Canada, Canadian regulations, Cathartic, denied, denied access, denied entry, due, entry, entry denial, health concerns, health problems, immigration, joint pain, Medical, medical history, medical inadmissibility, medical issues, Minecraft, past injuries, smp, Teen, travel restrictions, travel woes, watching CanadaAre you tired of being denied entry to Canada just because you had joint pain as a teenager back in 2017? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a virtual world where joint pain doesn’t exist and Canada can’t keep you out!Our server is so epic that even watching Canada from afar has been cathartic for our players. We’ve had players who were once deemed medically inadmissible to Canada now thriving in our virtual world, building epic structures and forming alliances with fellow gamers.
So come join us and leave all your real-world problems behind. Who needs Canada anyway when you can have the time of your life in our Minecraft SMP? Plus, rumor has it that our server is the secret key to unlocking the lost city of Atlantis. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!
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Pristine Minecraft SMP Welcome
acceptance, Adventure, borders, cultural exchange, entry, European Vacation, Exploration, family, foreigner, gadjo, Gratitude, Hospitality, international friendship, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, new experiences, Pristine, Schengen, smp, Tourist, travel, Visa, WelcomingWelcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players decided to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks. But then, a group of mischievous creepers came along and blew it up, causing chaos and laughter all around. And that, my friends, is just a taste of the madness that awaits you on this server.But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly like a chicken. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks upon stacks of emeralds. So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. See you in the game, gadjo!