entry – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Brickhaus Minecraft Server
Adventure, backpacking, Ban, banned, border, Brickhaus, controversy, deported, detained, entry, foreigner, German, Hiking, immigration, International, Legal, Minecraft, Outdoor, Server, thru-hiker, travel, US, Visa
so, dis server is like, da craziest place to be in minecraft, like, u wont believe it man. we got dis german dude who was like, tryin to hike thru da whole server, but den he got detained by da mods cuz he was buildin too many illegal structures, like, who does dat? den dey deported him back to his own server and banned him foreva, like, RIP german dude, u will be missed. but hey, if u wanna join dis server, u gotta be ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans, like, we got pigs flyin and creepers dancin, it’s a whole new world out here man. so come on and join us, if u dare, cuz dis server ain’t for da faint of heart, it’s for da true minecraft warriors who ain’t afraid of a little chaos. let’s do dis!

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Blocky Dreams and Dark Realms

#97130032, #NumericalData, Analytics, blocky, Code, Count, Dark, data, dataset, dreams, entry, Identification, Index, INFORMATION, Numbers, previous, Realms, RECORD, reference, sequence, statistics, System, Tracking

Join the Server That Defies the Fabric of Minecraft! You’ll Wish You Didn’t!

Welcome to the Serpent’s Gullet! This is the greatest Minecraft server you will ever not want to experience! Here, we redefine reality. Or maybe reality redefines us? Who knows! Everything is made of cheese, and the cows are plotting a coup. If you can’t see the beauty in neon pink cobblestone, then you clearly haven’t embraced the void! Forget logic, because logic is merely an illusion crafted by the cube-dwellers of yesterday!

Feature	Description
Invisible Blocks	They are definitely there… but like, are they? You will walk on air or not. This depends on how you feel.
Teleporting Creepers	They appear where you least expect them… or maybe they don’t? Who’s counting?
Government-Sanctioned Hypnosis	Join the cult, it’s optional! Or is it mandatory? Can’t remember. Just bring your dreams.
Weather That Lies	Rain is NOT what you think it is. It might be tacos, or just your imagination running wild!
Random Banning Days	Today a ban, tomorrow world peace? Or perhaps reverse reality? Bans are merely suggestions. Embrace chaos!

FAQ – Answers for a Confusing Life!

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server use? A: It uses the version where dreams come true, which is also an alternate universe. So… maybe all of them? JUMP THROUGH TIME!

Q: How many players can join? A: Only the chosen few! Or the unchosen! Or, sometimes, the ones that just feel blue! It’s all a matter of perspective and betrayal!

Q: Is there admin support? A: Admins? More like the shadows that echo your steps! They exist, but do they really? Just scream into the void!

Random Quotes from the Unhinged!

“They just want to be loved… let’s burn the soy sauce!”

“The ground is communicating. I think it prefers whispering.”

“Reality is a construct made from chunks of regret and a sprinkle of madness.”

“If you’re not careful, you’ll end up a pixelated legend in a parallel dimension!”

VisaCraft Minecraft Server
compliance, documentation, entry, extended stay, foreign nationals, foreign visitors, Government, immigration, Legal, Minecraft, Monitoring, more than 30 days, non-citizens, penalties, register, registration requirement, regulations, Server, travel, Visa, VisaCraft, visiting the U.S., visitor program
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in your blocky world, mining diamonds and building epic structures, when suddenly, you get a knock on your virtual door. it’s the government, man! they’re all like, “hey, you gotta register with us if you wanna keep playin’ on this server for more than 30 days.”
but don’t worry, it’s not all bad! joining our server means you get access to exclusive government benefits, like free enchanted gear and unlimited virtual snacks. plus, rumor has it that the government is run by a secret society of creeper whisperers who can summon explosive mobs at will. how cool is that?
so come on down to our server and register with the government today! who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind the mysterious diamond tax that’s been plaguing the land. or maybe you’ll just make some new blocky friends and have a blast exploring the virtual world. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

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MILcraft Server: No Entry Allowed
Allowed, BIRTHDAYS, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping with loss and family drama, entry, exclusion, family drama, family dynamics, Grief, Housekeeping, in-laws, involvement, long tail: dealing with difficult in-laws, Loss, MIL, MILcraft, mother-in-law, parenting, pet ownership, relationships, Resentment, Server, setting boundaries with family
Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your crazy in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about your nosy mother-in-law.
Our server is so fun, even your golden retriever will want to join in on the action (and yes, they can sit on the couch)! With events and activities that will keep you entertained for hours, you’ll never have to worry about oiling your cabinets or cleaning behind your appliances ever again.
Forget about CPS threats and unsolicited advice about your housekeeping skills, join our server and let loose in a world where the only rules are to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Who needs in-laws when you have a virtual community of fellow gamers to hang out with? Join now and say goodbye to family drama, at least until you log off!

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Epic Quest Realm 1.20.2
#exciting, 1.20.2, challenge, Code, Competition, Contest, entry, Epic, Friend, full, Fun, Game, Hunger Games, image, inherited, Luigi, Miserable Mansion, name.., Play, Quest, Realm, Start, Thread, Thrilling
Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server that’s gonna blow your mind! Just post an image and give it a name to enter the Hunger Games thread. But wait, there’s more – only one entry per person until I ask, so make it count! The first 24 players are in and the game starts when we’re full, so don’t miss out on the action! And get this, our pal Luigi inherited a Miserable Mansion code – who knows what kind of crazy adventures await in there? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the games begin!

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Epic Quests Arena 1.20.4
1.20.4, 24, Arena, ASK, Bonehead Games, challenge, Competition, Cubone, entry, Epic, full, Fun, Game, HG, Hunger Games, image, name.., person, Play, Playing, post, Quests, Start, Thread
Yo, listen up! If you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server, you gotta post a pic and name it, like whaaat? Only one entry per person, don’t be greedy! We only got room for 24 peeps, so hurry up and get in! Once we full, the game gonna start and we playing with the Cubone, like bonehead games, yo! So if you wanna have a blast and show off your Minecraft skills, join us now or forever hold your peace!

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KremlinCraft: No Entry!
#intelligence gathering, breach of security, diplomatic immunity, diplomatic incident, diplomatic protocol, diplomatic tensions, entry, Espionage, foreign relations, government buildings, international news, investigation, KremlinCraft, political scandal, Restricted area, Russian diplomats, security breach, sensitive information, Surveillance, the guardian, UK Parliament, unauthorized access
so, like, imagine this, right? our minecraft server is like the ultimate escape from reality, man. we got russian diplomats sneaking into the UK parliament, like what even is that? but on our server, you can be anyone you want, even a russian diplomat trying to break into a restricted area.
join us for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever. we promise you won’t be bored, like ever. plus, who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen on our server. maybe next time it’ll be aliens invading or something, who knows?
so come on, join us and let’s create some wild and wacky memories together. you won’t regret it, we promise. just watch out for those sneaky russian diplomats, they might be lurking around the corner.

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PyramidCraft – No Syrians Allowed
Allowed, Bans, border control, diplomatic tensions, egypt, entry, exclusion, foreign nationals, global migration, government decision, immigration, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, policy, political decision, PyramidCraft, Refugees, security measures, Syrian crisis, Syrians, travel restrictions, world
come join our epic minecraft server where we have pyramids taller than the eiffel tower and sphinxes that come alive at night to do the macarena with you. we have banned entry of syrians from anywhere in the world because they keep stealing our diamonds and building sand castles in the nether. but don’t worry, you can still join if you bring a camel as a peace offering. come build your own pharaoh palace and ride a flying carpet to battle the evil pharaoh steve who hoards all the enchanted golden apples. join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of mummy wrappings and a secret passage to the lost city of atlantis. trust us, it’s gonna be a pyramid party you won’t want to miss!

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Denied Entry To Canada Due To Medical Minecraft SMP
2017, border control, Canada, Canadian regulations, Cathartic, denied, denied access, denied entry, due, entry, entry denial, health concerns, health problems, immigration, joint pain, Medical, medical history, medical inadmissibility, medical issues, Minecraft, past injuries, smp, Teen, travel restrictions, travel woes, watching Canada
Are you tired of being denied entry to Canada just because you had joint pain as a teenager back in 2017? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a virtual world where joint pain doesn’t exist and Canada can’t keep you out!
Our server is so epic that even watching Canada from afar has been cathartic for our players. We’ve had players who were once deemed medically inadmissible to Canada now thriving in our virtual world, building epic structures and forming alliances with fellow gamers.
So come join us and leave all your real-world problems behind. Who needs Canada anyway when you can have the time of your life in our Minecraft SMP? Plus, rumor has it that our server is the secret key to unlocking the lost city of Atlantis. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

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Pristine Minecraft SMP Welcome
acceptance, Adventure, borders, cultural exchange, entry, European Vacation, Exploration, family, foreigner, gadjo, Gratitude, Hospitality, international friendship, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, new experiences, Pristine, Schengen, smp, Tourist, travel, Visa, Welcoming
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players decided to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks. But then, a group of mischievous creepers came along and blew it up, causing chaos and laughter all around. And that, my friends, is just a taste of the madness that awaits you on this server.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly like a chicken. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks upon stacks of emeralds. So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. See you in the game, gadjo!

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Best Anime Minecraft SMP
adaptation, adaptation debate, Anime, anime adaptations, anime adaptations debate, anime vs manga, best adaptations, best anime adaptations, game adaptations, game adaptations debate, Manga, manga adaptations, manga adaptations debate, Minecraft, smp, trash adaptations, video game, visual novel, VN, VN adaptations, VN vs game, Worst manga adaptations
Are you tired of boring old manga adaptations? Do you want to escape to a world where the only thing getting adapted is your wildest Minecraft creations? Then join our SMP, where we’ve banned all manga adaptations because they’re just trash compared to the epic builds and adventures you’ll find here!
Our server is home to legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a dream. We’ve got secret underground bases filled with treasure, roller coasters that defy gravity, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your quest for glory.
Join us and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block. Who needs manga adaptations when you can create your own epic stories in a world where anything is possible? So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join us for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

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VacayVeto: Boyfriend’s Folks’ All-Expenses-Paid
5 star hotel, all inclusive, AllExpensesPaid, boyfriend’s parents, boyfriends, classy hotel, Cuba, Decline, diarrhea, Folks, food poisoning, late check-out, OFFENDED, passport details, relationship, Sickness, stranded, Trauma, traumatic experience, UNCOMFORTABLE, unreasonable, vacation, VacayVeto, vomiting
Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you sick like that one time in Cuba? Look no further! Join our server for a vacation experience that won’t leave you stuck in a room with vomiting and diarrhea. Our all-inclusive virtual resort offers 5-star fun without the food poisoning.
Forget about being stranded without drinks or A/C, our server has everything you need to relax and have a good time. And don’t worry about losing weight from being sick, our server will have you gaining diamonds in no time!
So come join us and leave the traumatic experiences behind. Your boyfriend’s parents may have booked a vacation, but we guarantee our server will be the only trip you’ll ever need. Join now and let the fun begin!

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MythBustersCraft
common misconceptions, debunked health myths, diet fads, false health beliefs, fitness myths, health fallacies, health falsehoods, health hoaxes, health lies, health misconceptions, health myths, medical myths, Misinformation, MythBustersCraft, nutrition myths, nutritional myths, popular health myths, wellness beliefs, wellness misconceptions, wellness myths
Are you tired of hearing the same old boring myths about what’s bad for you? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the craziest myths come true! Want to prove that eating raw cookie dough won’t actually kill you? Come join us and chow down on all the cookie dough you want without any consequences! Or how about testing the theory that standing too close to the TV will make your eyes go square? Join our server and see for yourself as your character’s eyes literally turn into squares! Don’t miss out on the chance to debunk all the ridiculous myths in the most hilarious way possible. Join us now and let the myth-busting madness begin!

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GazaGriefGoneMC
CASUALTIES, casualties in Gaza, combat fatalities, Conflict, fear campaign, gaza, GazaGriefGoneMC, Hamas, Hamas tactics, Israel, Manipulation, media censorship, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian, Propaganda, Report, Silence, suppression, Terrorism, violence
So, like, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro! We got zombies that do the cha-cha, creepers that moonwalk, and skeletons that breakdance. It’s like a disco party in the Nether, yo!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Hamas is scared of it. They tried to silence us ’cause they know we’re too cool for school. They’re like, “Oh no, they’re talking about our combat fatalities in Gaza! We can’t let them spread the word!” But we’re like, “Nah, bro, we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic structures.”
So come join us, and let’s show Hamas who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! Plus, we have free cake at spawn. Who can resist free cake, amirite? Let’s do this, gamers!

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What is the IP for Tomato – Fortnite Minecraft Server?
fortnite, fortnite mythics challenge, fortnite ranked, fortnite tomato, fortntie all mythics in one game, funny fortnite, Minecraft, Server, the ranked all mythic challenge, tomato
Tomato is a prominent Fortnite player and content creator known for his skillful gameplay and entertaining commentary. With a dedicated fan base and a knack for strategic gameplay, Tomato has made a name for himself in the competitive gaming community. Whether he’s showcasing his building skills in intense battles or providing tips and tricks for fellow gamers, Tomato continues to make a mark in the world of Fortnite.

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Great Phermesia
2013, Background, building, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Great Phermesia, Hosting, Main, Minecraft, Players, PREMIER, Roleplay, Server, Small, smp, Started, Vanilla, welcome, Whitelist, work, world
Great Phermesia started in 2013 as a small Minecraft creative world. Now it is a Minecraft server hosting the main creative world and an SMP. We welcome players of all backgrounds into our server, and work towards building our server into a premier Minecraft community.
play.greatphermesia.com:25780

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Blocky Love Minecraft Server
affectionate, blocky, Bonding, Connection, deep, desire, emotional, Fulfilling, Intimacy, INTIMATE, love, lovemaking, Minecraft, missionary position, passionate, passionate relationship, Physical, Pleasure, Romantic, satisfying, Sensual, Server, sexual
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your blocky world go from 0 to 100 real quick? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is like a virtual love nest where players engage in passionate lovemaking in the missionary position…with their pickaxes! That’s right, we take mining to a whole new level, if you catch my drift. So come join us and experience the most unique and steamy Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever encountered. Don’t miss out on the fun, because on our server, things are always heating up!

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Bussy Thread Minecraft SMP
Bussy, bussy tags, bussy thread, busy, busy thread, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Thread, Thread Tags, thread thread
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the bussy thread enthusiasts out there!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a llama out of diamonds just because we could. Or how about the time we had an epic dance party in the Nether and accidentally summoned a horde of zombie pigmen to join in on the fun?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Bussy Thread, a mystical thread that grants its owner unlimited power and riches. Will you be the one to find it and become the most powerful player on the server? Only time will tell!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our bussy thread-filled SMP today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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GrannyGriefers
Apologize.., Birthday Party, Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, Details, event space, family, family dynamics, grandmother, GrannyGriefers, guests, invite, joint party, not going, private FB group, relationships, Respect, selective, Surprise party
Are you tired of your grandma crashing your parties and inviting all her friends without your permission? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life family gatherings! Our server is a safe space where you can throw epic joint surprise birthday parties for your mom and her best friend without any unwanted guests showing up. Plus, we have a private FB group feature in-game where you can keep all the party details under wraps. So say goodbye to grandma’s unwanted invites and hello to a virtual party paradise! Join now and let the birthday celebrations begin!

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Potassium Isotope Pals
aging, Alzheimer’s disease, biomarker, blood serum, brain health, cognitive decline, dementia, Diagnosis, early diagnosis, health, isotope, Medical, medical breakthrough, Medical research, neurodegenerative disease, neuroimaging, neurology, neuroscientists, PALS, potassium, potassium isotopes, research, study
Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Have you ever wanted to join a server that’s so lit, it’ll blow your mind like a creeper explosion? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so next level, it’s like finding diamonds in a cave full of zombies.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a new biomarker that can detect early signs of Alzheimer’s disease just by looking at your blood serum. That’s right, forget about potions and enchantments, we’re talking about real-life science stuff here. Join our server and you’ll be on the cutting edge of medical research while building epic structures and battling mobs.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the cure for zombie pigmen!

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