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Brickhaus Minecraft Server
so, dis server is like, da craziest place to be in minecraft, like, u wont believe it man. we got dis german dude who was like, tryin to hike thru da whole server, but den he got detained by da mods cuz he was buildin too many illegal structures, like, who does dat? den dey deported him back to his own server and banned him foreva, like, RIP german dude, u will be missed. but hey, if u wanna join dis server, u gotta be ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans, like, we got pigs flyin and creepers dancin, it’s a whole new world out here man. so come on and join us, if u dare, cuz dis server ain’t for da faint of heart, it’s for da true minecraft warriors who ain’t afraid of a little chaos. let’s do dis! -
VisaCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in your blocky world, mining diamonds and building epic structures, when suddenly, you get a knock on your virtual door. it’s the government, man! they’re all like, “hey, you gotta register with us if you wanna keep playin’ on this server for more than 30 days.”but don’t worry, it’s not all bad! joining our server means you get access to exclusive government benefits, like free enchanted gear and unlimited virtual snacks. plus, rumor has it that the government is run by a secret society of creeper whisperers who can summon explosive mobs at will. how cool is that?
so come on down to our server and register with the government today! who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind the mysterious diamond tax that’s been plaguing the land. or maybe you’ll just make some new blocky friends and have a blast exploring the virtual world. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.
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MILcraft Server: No Entry Allowed
Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your crazy in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about your nosy mother-in-law.Our server is so fun, even your golden retriever will want to join in on the action (and yes, they can sit on the couch)! With events and activities that will keep you entertained for hours, you’ll never have to worry about oiling your cabinets or cleaning behind your appliances ever again.
Forget about CPS threats and unsolicited advice about your housekeeping skills, join our server and let loose in a world where the only rules are to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Who needs in-laws when you have a virtual community of fellow gamers to hang out with? Join now and say goodbye to family drama, at least until you log off!
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PyramidCraft – No Syrians Allowed
come join our epic minecraft server where we have pyramids taller than the eiffel tower and sphinxes that come alive at night to do the macarena with you. we have banned entry of syrians from anywhere in the world because they keep stealing our diamonds and building sand castles in the nether. but don’t worry, you can still join if you bring a camel as a peace offering. come build your own pharaoh palace and ride a flying carpet to battle the evil pharaoh steve who hoards all the enchanted golden apples. join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of mummy wrappings and a secret passage to the lost city of atlantis. trust us, it’s gonna be a pyramid party you won’t want to miss! -
KeylessKarma: No Entry, No Problem!
Come join our Minecraft server for the ultimate adventure! Just like this crazy story of a friend who couldn’t handle basic instructions, you never know what wild antics you’ll encounter on our server.Explore our vast world and make sure to lock up your virtual house keys, because who knows what mischievous players might try to sneak in and steal your virtual ice cream! Don’t worry, our neighborhood may look safe, but you can never be too careful in the world of Minecraft.
And if you ever find yourself locked out of your virtual house, don’t expect any sympathy from us! Just like the OP in this story, we believe in tough love and teaching valuable lessons about responsibility. Plus, who wouldn’t want to enjoy a nice virtual coffee break while your friend is stuck outside in the heat?
So join our server today and remember, always keep your virtual house keys close and be prepared for some outrageous adventures! And hey, if you ever need a virtual house sitter, we promise not to leave your virtual front door unlocked. 😉
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No entry for bro – Minecraft server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone gets along and there’s no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with intense family drama, racial tensions, and pee bottles!Imagine this: you log onto the server and immediately get thrown into a whirlwind of Neo-Nazi stances, race-mixing debates, and a mentally unwell brother who refuses to even acknowledge your existence. Will you be able to survive the drama and still build the best Minecraft castle?
But wait, there’s more! Witness the ultimate showdown as you watch a heated argument unfold over watching a movie in the living room. Will you stand your ground like a boss or hide in your room like a scaredy-cat?
So, why join our server? Because where else can you experience such outrageous storylines and crazy characters all while trying to mine for diamonds? Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!
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MommaCraft: No Entry for Grandma
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of narcissistic parents and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!Join us if you’re tired of dealing with family members who refuse to apologize for their wrongdoings, just like our players who have cut off their toxic relatives.
Embark on quests and build your own virtual family with other players who understand the struggle of setting boundaries and dealing with difficult family dynamics.
Our server is a safe space where you can create your own rules and enforce them, just like how we enforce hand-washing and no-kissing policies for our in-game babies.
So come on in, block that toxic family member from your life (and your server), and let’s build a better, drama-free world together! Remember, in this server, you’re the one in control – no apologies needed!
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CeutaCraft: No Entry Zone
so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this server that’s, like, so epic that even Morocco tried to block it! they were, like, “no way, man, we can’t let all these players into this server, it’s too lit!” but, like, the players were all, “nah, bro, we gotta get in there and build some insane stuff!”so, like, there was this epic battle between Morocco and the players, with, like, TNT explosions and diamond swords flying everywhere. eventually, the players won and were able to join the server, where they built the most epic castles and redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen.
if you wanna be part of this epic adventure, join the server now and show Morocco who’s boss! come build, battle, and conquer with us in this insane Minecraft world where anything is possible!


