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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 7750 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
Enchantments Applied: | 74 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7224 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 6 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure. And get this, there’s a secret portal that takes you to a whole new dimension where you can ride unicorns and fight dragons. It’s like, totally mind-blowing.
Oh, and did I mention that all the players on the server are actually aliens from outer space? Yeah, it’s true. They have superpowers and can fly around and shoot lasers out of their eyes. It’s wild.
So yeah, if you want to join the most bonkers, wacky, and totally off-the-wall Minecraft SMP server ever, then you need to join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. What more could you ask for?