entitled kids Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Boomers Minecraft Server

BITCHASS, blocky, Boomers, entitled kids, ENTITLEMENT, hustle, identical positions, Minecraft, mofugga, niggers, Programs, reparations, Server, social security, video games, Whitey, work harder, young people

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8599
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Whitey needs to hustle to pay for them programs and reparashuns! We got a bunch of bitchass mofuggas running around trying to make that paper to pay for their free stuff. And don’t even get me started on them entitled kids playing video games instead of working to pay for my social security!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of grinding for virtual currency to pay for imaginary social programs. Who needs real life responsibilities when you can escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest Minecraft castle to flex on your virtual neighbors?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous tasks and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Who knew Minecraft could be so hilariously absurd?

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

balancing work and family, children’s entitlement, coffee break, DoorDash, entitled kids, family dynamics, family meals, HangryCraft, kids’ expectations, kids’ treats, lunchtime, lunchtime delivery, Minecraft, mom guilt, mom life, morning routine, parenting, school treats, self-care, Server, treating yourself, working mom

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	906
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of being called an asshole by your own kids for getting yourself a coffee or a bagel? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the judgment of your entitled children!

On our server, you can enjoy all the coffee and bagels you want without anyone calling you names. Build a virtual coffee shop and treat yourself to all the goodies you desire, without any guilt trips from your offspring.

Join now and let your kids fend for themselves while you enjoy some well-deserved me-time in the virtual world. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a coffee-fueled adventure in Minecraft? Don’t let your kids dictate your snack choices, join our server today and reclaim your right to enjoy a treat in peace!

PharaohsRansom Minecraft Server

10M, bank account, cash withdrawal, Corruption, egypt, financial crime, financial records, financial transaction, foreign funds, government investigation, illegal activity, investigation, Minecraft, MONEY, money laundering, PharaohsRansom, political controversy, political scandal, presidential campaign, secret probe, Server, suspicious activity, trump

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1782
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

u wanna join dis server cuz we got $10M cash withdrawal drama dat makes Trump look like he took money from Egypt! come build ur empire while dodging secret probes and scandalous accusations! who needs politics when u got Minecraft drama, amirite?! Join now and uncover the truth behind the cash withdrawal chaos!

CraftyFrenchMines

citizen safety, Conflict prevention, CraftyFrenchMines, crisis management., diplomatic relations, european union, evacuation, foreign affairs, France, French citizens, global security, government alert, international news, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military escalation, political tension, security risk, travel advisory, travel warning

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3922
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Chimeras Created:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Animals Bred:	64
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Endless Legions Commanded:	41

come join our minecraft server and avoid the chaos of real life like france telling people to gtfo of iran. we promise no military escalations here, just blocky fun and endless adventures. plus, our server is so lit that even the french government is recommending it as a safe haven. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine your way to safety and happiness. who needs real life drama when you can build your own world in minecraft? join now and escape the madness!

E-CigCraft: Quit & Build!

BUILD, cigarette quit rates, Daily use, dual use of e-cigarettes and cigarettes, e-cigarette research, e-cigarette use, e-cigarettes, ECigCraft, health benefits, long-term smoking cessation, nicotine addiction, public health, QUIT, quitting smoking, smoking cessation, smoking cessation aid, smoking cessation methods, smoking cessation support, smoking cessation tools, tobacco alternative, tobacco control, tobacco harm reduction, Vaping

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2198
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s lit AF, then you gotta check out this one! We got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing Justin Bieber songs. But wait, there’s more! Joining our server will actually make you a better Minecraft player in real life. Like, seriously, people who play on our server have been known to build actual working portals to the Nether in their backyard. True story, bro. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s craft some epic adventures together!

Once upon a time, a bunch of blocky adventurers stumbled into Storyfortune… Good luck surviving the economy and griefing prevention madness!

Abilities, adventurers, auction house, blocky, bunch, Chest Shops, custom heads, decorative heads, discord server, Economy, friendly community, Good, Griefing, java edition, Land claiming, LUCK, madness, Player Economy, player experience, player interaction, Player Warps, Prevention, rules, Safe Area, server trailer, skill levels, smp, Storyfortune, STUMBLED, Survival, Surviving, Time, Toggle PvP

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6199
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Potions Brewed:	169	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Server Name	Storyfortune
Server IP	rdt.storyfortune.net
Version	1.21
Discord	https://storyfortune.net/discord
Rules	https://storyfortune.net/rules

Features:

GriefPrevention, Chest Shops, Auction House, Player Warps, /sit, Marriage, Toggle PvP, Head Merchant, Quests, Jobs, ChatGames, mcMMO

Overview:

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience. The server is grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. The server offers various features like player warps, shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and more.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, the server is grief-free and provides protection for player builds.
Can players create their own shops?	Yes, players can easily create and manage Chest Shops to buy and sell items.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	Players have the option to toggle PvP on or off according to their preference.
Are there quests available for players to complete?	Yes, players can complete quests to earn money with the option to choose easy or hard challenges.
What is mcMMO?	mcMMO is a plugin that allows players to earn special abilities by leveling up 15 different skills on the server.

SadBoiCraft Minecraft Server

Awareness, contemplation, deep thoughts, emotions, Empathy, feelings, Impact, Interpretation, introspection, Meaning, Melancholy, mental health, Minecraft, psychological reflection, realization, Reflection, SadBoiCraft, Sadness, SELF AWARENESS, Server, Significance, sorrow, Understanding

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8365
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Divine Spears Created:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in a never-ending cycle of mining and crafting? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day with its wacky and wild adventures!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams out of its eyes! Rumor has it that whoever finds this majestic creature will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and boogie down. Dance with creepers, party with skeletons, and watch out for the zombie DJ who spins killer beats all night long.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

QuickTurner Minecraft SMP

agility, Assertiveness, Autonomy, critical thinking, cultists, Decision making, fast reflexes, INDEPENDENCE, Individualism, leadership, Logic, Minecraft, quick response, QuickTurner, rationality, reasoning, rejection, Rittenhouse, self reliance, self-sufficiency, smp, SPEED, turning quickly

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5527
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to witness players turning on each other faster than you can say “creeper explosion.”

We’ve got a wild bunch of players who make the Rittenhouse cultists look tame in comparison. One minute they’re building a beautiful castle together, and the next they’re sabotaging each other’s farms just for fun. It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks!

So if you’re looking for a server where alliances are constantly shifting and betrayals are a daily occurrence, then come join us! Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the crazy antics of our players. Who knows, you might even become the next target of a ruthless prank war. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉

ExPrettyGF DramaCraft

Appearance, beauty, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, DramaCraft, Exes, ExPrettyGF, friendship, friendship advice, Honesty, Insecurity, Jealousy, judgment, loyalty, Opinions, Reassurance, relationships, self esteem, social dynamics, Trust

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5060
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Buildings Constructed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just limited to real life – it’s also a key component of our virtual world! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating through complex social dynamics, just like in the story above.

On our server, you’ll have the opportunity to confront your friends about who they think is prettier, engage in heated debates about beauty standards, and even receive feedback on your own appearance from complete strangers. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?

So come on in and join us for a wild ride of emotions, insecurities, and questionable friendship choices. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a virtual soap opera that will keep you coming back for more!

Krasikov’s Craft Minecraft Server

Craft, Criminal activities, Espionage, european union, FSB agent, government officials, intelligence agencies, international diplomacy, killer Krasikov, Krasikovs, Kremlin, Minecraft, political prisoners, prisoner exchange, russia, Russia-West relations, sanctions, secret agents, security services, Server, united states, Vladimir Putin, West

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	569
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Runes Activated:	8

hey u there! u want to join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even da Kremlin wants in on da action! dey tried to do a prisoner exchange to get dis killer Krasikov back cuz he’s actually a secret FSB agent playin minecraft on our server! can u believe it? join now and u might even get to team up with a real life spy while buildin epic creations and fightin off creepers! it’s gonna be a blast, so what are u waitin for? join now and let’s make some crazy memories together!

BlockyBeirut Brawl

Beirut, BlockyBeirut, brawl, Conflict, Defense, escalation, evacuation, hezbollah, Hezbollah conflict, Hezbollah crisis, Hezbollah forces, Hezbollah military, Hezbollah news, Hezbollah strategy, Hezbollah tensions, Hezbollah updates, Hezbollah weapons, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military equipment, Report, SECURITY

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5982
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magic Items Found:	2351	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Chimeras Created:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Hezbollah is evacuating military equipment just to prepare for the epicness? That’s right, our server is so wild and crazy that even real-life military organizations are getting in on the action!

Join us for non-stop fun and chaos as we battle it out in the virtual world of Minecraft. Build your own crazy creations, team up with friends to take on epic challenges, and maybe even catch a glimpse of Hezbollah trying to sneak in and steal some diamonds (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community around. Who knows, you might even become besties with a secret agent or two! Let’s get this party started, gamers!

PixelPanic: GLP-1 Mayhem

adverse effects, cardiovascular risk, clinical trials, diabetes management, drug side effects, gastrointestinal issues, GLP-1 agonists, GLP1, healthcare outcomes, hypoglycemia, kidney function, long-term effects, MAYHEM, Medical research, medication safety, obesity treatment, pancreatitis, patient safety, PixelPanic, serious adverse events, treatment complications, type 2 diabetes mellitus, weight loss

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5856
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8485	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	15

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? well u gotta join this server! it’s like no other, trust me.

so get this, on this server, there are dragons flying around and breathing fire everywhere. but don’t worry, u can tame them and ride them into battle against other players. it’s insane!

also, there are secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. but be careful, cuz there are also traps and monsters lurking in the shadows. it’s like a real-life adventure movie, but in minecraft form.

oh, and did i mention that there are giant robots that u can pilot and use to crush your enemies? yep, that’s right. giant. freaking. robots.

so what are u waiting for? join this server now and experience the most epic and hilarious minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, u won’t regret it.