| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 8454 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 44 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 443 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 9933 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 262 | Potions Brewed: | 72 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with culturally orientalist enriching experiences that will leave you questioning reality. Our server is so insane that even the creepers are scared to explode!
Embark on quests to save the world from evil Ender Dragons who have been brainwashed by evil sheep. Build your own empire and defend it from raiding parties of zombie villagers who just want to borrow a cup of sugar (and your brains).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Rapefugee Village, where you can trade with villagers from far-off lands and learn their unique customs. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure that will make you the richest player in the game.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 8432 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 178 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 6796 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 15 | Epic Quests Completed: | 9 |
| Votes: | 6834 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 9491 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 158 |
We’ve got players who will argue over the most ridiculous things, just like your sister and her Mother’s Day meltdown. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of spousal support (in the form of in-game items) to help you through those tough parenting moments.
Join now and experience the thrill of being called a misogynistic ass by someone who just can’t handle a little friendly banter. It’s all in good fun, right? Right?! So come on down and see if you’ve got what it takes to survive the drama on our server.
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 4609 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7634 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2018 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
we have a secret underground chest society where we hoard all the rarest items and treasures. u gotta prove urself worthy to gain access to our chests.
rumor has it that one time, someone found a diamond the size of a house in our chests. true story bro.
so if u wanna flex ur chest muscles and show off ur loot, join our server now. but beware, the chests are always watching 👀
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 4202 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 22 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Version | Fabric 1.20.6 |
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| Discord | Join our Discord community to apply and stay connected. |
Click the link to apply and start your Unity SMP journey today: Join Unity SMP Discord
Unleash your creativity, explore boundless worlds, and become a part of a vibrant Minecraft community at Unity SMP. We can’t wait to see what you’ll build!
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 9858 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6492 |
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 249 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 3122 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 53 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 21 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
Imagine mining for diamonds with Petra Gurin while she serenades you with her enchanting voice. Or building a castle with Rosemi Lovelock, only to have it mysteriously turn into a giant cake thanks to her magical powers.
But that’s not all – join Ethyria and witness Millie Parfait’s epic battles against the Ender Dragon, while Enna Alouette and Reimu Endou create a pixel art masterpiece of epic proportions.
And don’t even get us started on ILUNA – where Maria Mari0nette will lead you on a quest to find the legendary Golden Apple, while Scarle Yonaguni and RenZott0 team up to take on the Wither in a battle for the ages.
With so many crazy adventures and hilarious moments waiting for you on our server, why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 7485 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 74 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Our server is the ideal place for anyone who is tired of cleaning up after their significant other’s messy bathroom habits. Say goodbye to screaming matches over poop on the toilet seat and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the poop drama behind for good. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the solution to all your bathroom woes? Don’t be the asshole for screaming at your boyfriend, just join us and game on without any poop-related distractions!
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 1944 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Ores Mined: | 1851 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 116 |
| Votes: | 4409 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 19 |
Just like this player’s mom, we understand the importance of respecting your belongings and not randomly getting rid of them. Imagine logging in to find all your hard-earned loot gone because someone decided they didn’t like it anymore – not on our server!
We guarantee that your virtual wardrobe will stay intact, and you can trust us to never pull a sneaky move like this player’s mom. So come join us for a fun and safe Minecraft experience, where your items are always safe and sound. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 606 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Animals Bred: | 135 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 405 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Our server is so epic that even COVID-19 couldn’t handle the fun and had to stay away. Rumor has it that the virus tried to log on, but got banned for griefing other players’ builds. Now it’s just lurking in the shadows, jealous of all the laughter and joy happening on our server.
So come on over and join the party! Build giant toilet paper statues, have socially distanced dance parties, and fight off zombie viruses with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs the real world when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?
