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Fire Punch Minecraft Server

action-packed, Characters, comma separated, Creative, dark humor, dystopian, emotional, entire, FANTASY, Fire, fire punch, Generated, INTENSE, list, long tail, Manga, Medium, Minecraft, peaked.., Punch, Server, storytelling, tags, Unique

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7509
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is as lit as Fire Punch! Literally, our server is so hot that your computer might catch fire (just kidding, please don’t sue us).

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Trust us, it’s totally possible and not at all dangerous. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to break it down. Just watch out for the exploding dance moves!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest block in existence. Rumor has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

>*Ruins entire reputation and career for Minecraft SMP

15 seconds of fame, attention seeking, Backlash, career, consequences, entire, fame hungry, gtruins, internet fame, Minecraft, mistake, no reason, online behavior, public image, regret, reputation, ruined opportunities, Ruins reputation, scandal, smp, social media, social media disaster, viral, viral sensation, viral video

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2079
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Votes:	2154

Are you tired of living a boring, reputation-filled life? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can ruin your entire career for just 15 seconds of fame! Who needs a good name when you can have a viral tweet like TaigsVS? Come join us and make headlines for all the wrong reasons! Just click the link and say goodbye to your dignity!

> Entire Manga SMP – Evolving Relationship Minecraft

Character development, Communication, Connection, deep bond, emotional connection, emotional depth, entire, Evolving, evolving relationship, friendship, growth, Intimacy, love, Manga, Minecraft, non-sexual relationship, not physical, platonic relationship, relationship, romance, smp, story progression, two people, Understanding, unresolved tension

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5357
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through treacherous caves, build epic structures, and maybe even find love…or not, because who needs that when you have a creeper blowing up your house every other day?

Our server is like a soap opera, but with more explosions and less make-out sessions. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or the villain who steals all the diamonds? The possibilities are endless, just like the amount of times we’ve accidentally set each other on fire.

So come on, join us and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity of our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might just end up with a story to tell that’s even crazier than a manga where the main characters never even get it on.

The Elites’ Entire Strategy Minecraft SMP

control, distraction, Elites, entire, Events, forgetting, Happening, influence, Manipulation, Media, Minecraft, News, overstimulate, Population, psychological manipulation, Questioning, real, Severity, skepticism, smp, Societal, Stories, strategy

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7981
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Crops Grown:	2256	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the elites are constantly trying to distract us with wild events and crazy stories! Join us if you want to be part of a community that thrives on chaos and confusion.

Our server is like a never-ending rollercoaster of craziness, where one day you might be fighting off a horde of killer bunnies and the next day you could be building a giant statue of a potato. The elites are always trying to keep us on our toes, but we just laugh in their faces and keep on crafting.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of players who are so dedicated to living in a world of pure insanity? Plus, rumor has it that if you join us, you might just uncover the truth behind all these wild stories and become the ultimate Minecraft conspiracy theorist.

Don’t let the elites control your mind with their overstimulation tactics – join our Minecraft SMP and embrace the chaos! Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in our wacky world.

CraftyLog Minecraft Server

Board, bullshit, CraftyLog, damn, entire, funny, grow up, I, listen up, logfag, meds, Minecraft, Need, Never, not funny, Poop, Server, Spam, speak, speak for, taking, tired, will be

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3830
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	14
Crops Grown:	8526	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of dealing with logfags and their spammy ways? Well, look no further because our server is a poop-free zone! That’s right, no more dealing with immature poop jokes here.

Join our server for a chance to escape the madness of logfags and their poop obsession. We offer a safe haven for all players who just want to enjoy the game without being bombarded with nonsense.

Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself frequents our server, looking for worthy opponents to challenge. So if you’re feeling brave and want to test your skills against the legendary Herobrine, come on over and join us!

But beware, the server is also rumored to be haunted by creepers who have a strange obsession with dancing to disco music. So if you’re up for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see what all the fuss is about!

Remember, on our server, the only thing that’s allowed to be explosive is the fun! So leave your poop jokes at the door and come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

SoundUniverseCraft

Astrophysics, auditory, Celestial, Cosmic, cosmic mysteries, cosmic sounds, entire, Existence, few, Mysterious, Phenomenon, pockets, rare, scientific discovery, Small, Sound, SoundUniverseCraft, Space, Universe, Vibrations, Waves

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7532
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

so, like, u know how sound, like, exists everywhere? well, not on this server, bro. sound only exists in a few small pockets of the entire universe, and this server is, like, one of them. u gotta join just to experience the weirdness of silent creepers and, like, muted explosions. it’s, like, a whole new level of Minecraft, man. plus, u get to ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. so, like, come join us and be part of the soundless revolution.

VPNcraft Server: Why so many players use VPNs?

Anonymity, Censorship, Cultural differences, Danish, Data Protection, digital privacy, Dutch, French, Genes, geo blocking, internet security, lying.., online behavior, online freedom, Players, privacy, russians, Serbian, Server, shame, Technology, VPNcraft, VPNS

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4442
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no excitement or mystery? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all you VPN-loving Russians out there! Join us and uncover the secret conspiracy behind why so many Russians use VPNs – is it shame? Is it a genetic need to lie? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure, you won’t find answers like these anywhere else! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a few Russian spies along the way. Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

WeekOff Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, DOOM, doom eternal, First Person Shooter, game analysis, game criticism, game expectations, game reviews, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gears 3, gears of war, indie games, Minecraft, mirrors edge, perfect dark, Server, video games, WeekOff, Xbox, xbox exclusives, xbox games

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9807
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Animals Bred:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Votes:	9772	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of Gears E Day – where you can battle it out in epic gear-filled arenas that will leave you on the edge of your seat! And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of atrocious track records to keep you entertained.

But that’s not all! Dive into the world of Perfect Dark and Mirror’s Edge, where climbing and clusterfucks of ideas collide in the most unexpected ways. Who needs logic when you have a big brand attached, am I right?

And let’s not forget about Doom – where enemies actually die and weapons pack a punch! No more wobbling and flashing orange and blue, just pure QTE killing fun. Doom Eternal may have been a slog, but on our server, it’s a non-stop rollercoaster of chaos and mayhem!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the worst, but remain hopeful for Gears and Indy – because who knows what insane adventures await you in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!

KindCraft Minecraft Server

Acts of love, Altruism, compassion, emotional, Generosity, Good deeds, Grateful, Heartwarming, Humanity, KindCraft, Kindness, memorable, Minecraft, positive impact, Random act of kindness, selfless, Server, spreading kindness, thankful, touching, unexpected, unforgettable, Uplifting

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8789
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	453

Have you ever been wandering through the blocky world of Minecraft, minding your own business, when suddenly a mysterious player appears out of nowhere and starts showering you with diamonds and enchanted gear? That’s just a typical day on our server!

Join us for the most epic and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our community is filled with quirky characters who are always ready to lend a helping hand or pull off a ridiculous prank. One time, a player built an entire roller coaster that led straight into a pool of lava – talk about a wild ride!

But the fun doesn’t stop there. We also host regular events like “Hide and Seek with Creepers” and “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to create the most outrageous structures imaginable. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with rare loot and valuable resources.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a roller coaster of laughter, chaos, and unexpected acts of kindness that will leave you smiling for days. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyNudesMC

attention seeking, body image, body positivity, CraftyNudesMC, digital age, empowerment, internet culture, nude selfies, online behavior, Online Community, online presence, personal boundaries, personal choice, privacy concerns, reddit, self love, self-confidence, Self-expression, sharing content, social media, validation

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7649
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of posting nude selfies on Reddit and getting no recognition? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole community dedicated to sharing their pixelated nudes!

Join us and show off your blocky bod in all its glory. Whether you’re a seasoned nudist or just dipping your toes in the world of Minecraft exhibitionism, our server is the perfect place to let it all hang out (literally).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Steve himself once posted a nude selfie on our server and it broke the internet (well, the Minecraft internet at least). So come join us and be a part of our wild and wacky world where anything goes, as long as it’s pixelated and hilarious.

Sinwar’s Stronghold Minecraft Server

Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, gaza, Hamas Leader, international relations, Israel, long tail, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Négotiation, Palestinian, Palestinian territories, Politics, Server, Sinwar, Sinwars, stronghold, sufficient pressure, united states, upper hand, US officials

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7180
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna escape reality and go on an epic adventure in a pixelated world? well, this server is the place for u, my friend! we got unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers!

join us and be part of the epic battle between Sinwar and his evil minions who are trying to take over the server with their evil plans! but don’t worry, cuz we got u covered with our army of warrior chickens who will protect u at all costs.

plus, did we mention that every player gets a pet dragon that can breathe fire and fly u to the moon? yeah, that’s right, u can literally ride a dragon to outer space and build ur own moon base.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s have the craziest, most hilarious time ever in this wacky Minecraft world! Sinwar ain’t got nothin on us!

CrimeanCraft: ATACMS Barrage

air defenses, ATACMS, BARRAGE, Crimea, CrimeanCraft, defense strategy, defense systems, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military capabilities, military conflict, military equipment, military escalation, military intervention, Military operations, military technology, missile attack, russia, Ukraine, US-supplied, warfare tactics

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4615
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where Ukraine be strikin’ Russian air defenses in Crimea with a bunch of US-supplied ATACMS! It’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of tanks and missiles!

You gotta see it to believe it, fam. The battles be epic, the explosions be lit, and the drama be real. Plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds we steal from the enemy. Shh, don’t tell nobody!

So if you wanna experience the thrill of war without actually gettin’ hurt, come join us on this wild ride. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become a Minecraft war hero or somethin’. Just watch out for them pesky skeletons shootin’ arrows at ya. They ain’t playin’ around, man.

ForgiveAndMine

BETRAYAL, ENEMY, ForgiveAndMine, forgiveness, forgiveness is growth, forgiveness is hard, forgiveness is healing, forgiveness is key, forgiveness is liberating, forgiveness is love, forgiveness is necessary, forgiveness is powerful, forgiveness is strength, forgiveness quotes, Friend, friendship, healing, letting go, moving on, reconciliation, relationships

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5142
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6

so, like, u should totally join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we have the most epic battles and like, u can totally forgive ur enemies but not ur once close friends, cuz they betrayed u and stuff, so like, come join us and have a blast, cuz like, who needs close friends when u can have epic battles and stuff, amirite?

HIV+ Family Fun Land

behavioral factors, Danish, excess mortality, family, family members, Fun, HIV, Land, life expectancy, long tail tags, nationwide study, socioeconomic factors

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3066
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	206
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2

join our epic minecraft server and increase ur life expantancy by 1000%! we got crazy parties every night, with disco balls and lava pits for u to dance around. our players are so lit, they make the sun look like a dim candle. u will be living ur best life on this server, trust me.

we also have a secret underground society of unicorns who will grant u wishes if u bring them a diamond block. they will protect u from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with u. plus, they throw the best rainbow parties in town.

oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a famous pirate who buried his treasure somewhere in the world? if u can find it, u will be the richest player on the server. but be warned, the ghost likes to play pranks on unsuspecting players, so watch ur back!

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and live ur best minecraft life. ur future self will thank u for it. trust me, i’m a doctor.

💜PlanetMine💜 – 💥DONATE TO EVERYONE💥 Minecraft server

1.16.5, Anarchy, Community, DONATE TO EVERYONE, Donations, drawing, Economy, Free donation, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Mob Arena, multiplayer, PlanetMine, Server, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9724
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Runes Activated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Come in, free donation, drawing, survival, donations, anarchy, economy

1.16.5

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PixelPayouts Minecraft Server

Agreement, Anycolor, Bank, Business, china market, comparison, Competition, cover, Delusion, Earn, earnings, fag, income, market research, market testing, Minecraft, misunderstanding, PixelPayouts, profit, salary, Server, success, test

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1042
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magic Items Found:	3062
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you only earn a fraction of what the other players do? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll earn 1/3 of what anycolor earns! That’s right, we’re all about equality here, even if it means you’re making way less than everyone else.

But that’s not all! Our server is so wild that even the players from China are lining up to test out the market. Who knew Minecraft could be such a lucrative business opportunity? And don’t even get us started on the delusional fags who think Cover is raking in the dough. We’re all about keeping it real here, even if it means crushing dreams along the way.

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next big thing in the virtual world. Or at least earn more than 1/3 of what anycolor is making.