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Blocky Bastards: The Movie – You Piece of Shit
Are you tired of watching movies and thinking, “this would be so much better if someone just called someone else a piece of shit at the end”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we add “you piece of shit” to EVERY movie ending! Imagine the dramatic climax of Titanic, but instead of Rose letting go of Jack, she looks him in the eye and says, “you piece of shit” before pushing him into the icy waters. Or how about the ending of The Lion King, where Simba finally defeats Scar and then whispers in his ear, “you piece of shit” before throwing him off Pride Rock. Join our server for a movie experience like no other, where every ending is guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start adding some much-needed spice to your favorite films! -
Minecraft SMP: AndroidGamez
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So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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CartoonCraftLaughs
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But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless diamonds and a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets.
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YTChannelCraft
Forget YouTube, our Minecraft server is where all the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, epic diamond hunts, and a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So ditch the boring videos and come play with us for some unforgettable adventures! -
Blocky Breaktime
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But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a majestic ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and grants wishes to those who can defeat his army of flying cows. Rumor has it that whoever manages to ride a pig into battle against the Chicken King will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet unicorn.
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