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Pixel Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, 94976690, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8582
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Villages Defended:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Enchantments Applied:	94
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens with laser eyes, building houses out of marshmallows, and riding pigs into battle against armies of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your Minecraft dreams come true in the most insane and hilarious server you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

TrumpTakesOverReddit – Minecraft SMP

controversial, current events, DIVISIVE, DOMINATING, exhaustion, front pages, headlines, media coverage, Minecraft, News, OVERLOAD, OVERWHELMING, Politics, president, public opinion, reddit, saturation, smp, social media, trending, trump, TrumpTakesOverReddit, united states

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2048
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Runes Activated:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Animals Bred:	119	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most lit place to be right now, like seriously. You gotta join because there’s this rumor that if you find the secret diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. And get this, the llamas can talk and they only speak in memes. It’s wild, I know.

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are actually wizards in disguise and they can turn your pickaxe into a lightsaber. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ lightsaber. So imagine mining for diamonds with a lightsaber, like a Jedi in the mines. It’s like a dream come true for all you Star Wars fans out there.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. It’s like Hunger Games meets WWE, with players riding on flying pigs and shooting flaming arrows at each other. The winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden apples and gets to rule the server for a day. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard there’s a secret disco party at the end of every month where all the mobs come to boogie down. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

BanHammerCraft

BanHammerCraft, banned, Censorship, community guidelines, controversy, digital communication, discrimination, freedom of speech, internet culture, long tail tag, Online Community, online discourse, opinion, public reaction, racial bias, social media, social media platform, temporary ban, trending topic, twitter, WhitePeopleTwitter

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	102
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Zombie Dances:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of getting banned from Twitter for being too white? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect safe space for all your white people tweets! Join us and never worry about being silenced again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of albino llamas who are experts in meme warfare. So come on down and join the funniest, whitest Minecraft server on the block!

KyivCraft: Trump’s Metal Quest

aid, Conflict, Diplomacy, Economy, exchange, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, metal, Military, Négotiation, Politics, Quest, rare earth metals, Resources, sanctions, SECURITY, Trade, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, war briefing

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8989
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5023
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Farms Harvested:	745	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that’s like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got rare earth metals from ukraine or something. trump is like, demanding them from kyiv in exchange for aid, but we’re just like, nah, we’ll take ’em for our minecraft server instead.

join us and you’ll be mining for those precious rare earth metals while dodging creepers and building epic structures. plus, we got this crazy story where herobrine is actually trump in disguise, trying to steal all the rare earth metals for himself.

so come on, join our server and let’s show trump who the real minecraft boss is. plus, you’ll get to brag to all your friends that you’re mining for rare earth metals in ukraine while playing minecraft. how cool is that?

Clown for Hire Minecraft Server

birthday clown, circus clown, Clown, clown act, clown entertainment, clown event, clown for hire, clown hire, clown party, clown performance, clown performance for hire, clown performer, clown services, clown show, comedy act, entertainer, funny clown, hire, hire a clown, Minecraft, party clown, professional clown, Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6312
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Emeralds Found:	3408	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Potions Brewed:	100	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you can, like, hire a clown to, like, perform just for you, man. imagine, like, a clown doing, like, tricks and stuff in your own, like, minecraft world. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta join just for that, dude. plus, like, the clowns are, like, super talented and will, like, make you laugh until you cry. so, like, come join us and have a blast with our clown performers, bro. it’s, like, gonna be the best time ever, man.

Mystic Grove Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anons, beauty standards, body hair, body image, body positivity, Grooming, grooming habits, grooming preferences, Grove, intimate grooming, intimate hygiene, mystic, personal care, personal grooming, Preference, Preferences, pubic hair, pussy, Realms, self-care, shaved, trimmed, Women’s Health

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9152
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! We’ve got more fun than a cat in a bathtub and more surprises than a clown car at a funeral.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring.

Plus, our players are more lit than a bonfire on the beach. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

CellBlockCheat

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, cell phone privacy, CellBlockCheat, Communication, control issues, Emotional healing, forgiveness, Honesty, Infidelity, infidelity recovery, Insecurity, Marriage, marriage counseling, marriage problems, Rebuilding trust., reconciliation, relationships, transparency, Trust

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6871
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and no cheating partners (unless you count those sneaky creepers)!

Forget about guarding cellphones and suspicious behavior, here you can roam freely without any worries. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and unleash your inner creativity without any judgment.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let’s just say that our community is so awesome that even cheating partners would want to join (but don’t worry, we have a strict no-cheating policy here). Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave (unless it’s to grab a snack, of course).

So come on, join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a suspicious spouse when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to happiness together!

BlockyBuzz: Digging for Diamonds!

#exciting, Activity, BlockyBuzz, Captivating, Daily, daily routine, diamonds, Digging, Energizing, energizing activities, Engaging, inspiring, inspiring rituals, INTERESTING, invigorating, invigorating practices, Motivating, motivating habits, Refreshing, regular, Routine, stimulating activities, stimulation

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3137
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Magic Items Found:	8552	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will stimulate your senses like never before! Imagine mining for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a lava-filled volcano, or battling creepers in a giant game of capture the flag where the flag is actually a live chicken wearing a top hat. Join our server for an experience that will leave you questioning your sanity in the best way possible!

DeportCraft Minecraft Server

asylum seekers, border control, deportation, deportation process, DeportCraft, deporting, Flight, Government, homeland security, immigration, India, International, migrants, military operation, Minecraft, News, Official, policy, repatriation, Server, undocumented immigrants, us military, US-India relations

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9629
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3

so, like, this server is so lit that even the US military wants in on the action! they’re like, “yo, we gotta deport these migrants to India, but first, let’s hop on this epic Minecraft server and have some fun!” like, can you imagine being deported to India and then logging on to play some blocky adventures with the military? it’s gonna be wild, man. join now for a chance to play with some real-life soldiers and maybe even get deported to a whole new world of fun!

CraftyCoalLNGTariffs

ap news, China, coal, CraftyCoalLNGTariffs, economic impact, economic policy, energy resources, Fossil Fuels, global economy, government action, import/export, international relations, international trade, LNG, market volatility, political decisions, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade negotiations, trade war, trump

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5842
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

so, like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u get to build ur own castle made entirely out of coal and LNG cuz why not, right? but then, outta nowhere, CHINA comes in and is like “no way, jose! we’re putting a 15% tariff on ur coal and LNG cuz of trump’s tariffs!” and u gotta fight off the chinese players who are tryna steal ur resources. it’s a wild ride, man. join now for the most chaotic minecraft experience ever!