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Van Life Minecraft SMP

accounting degree, affordable housing crisis, American dream, budget living, career goals, college student, economic inequality, economics degree, education system, financial hardship, financial struggles, future uncertainty, generational wealth gap, graduate student, grocery expenses, higher education, housing market, Life, Minecraft, smp, student debt, student loans, van, van life

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	216
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
New Chunks Explored:	210204	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing through the roof is your creativity (not your van)! Join us and escape the harsh realities of the real world, where houses are unaffordable and groceries are van-sized.

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your inner Minecraft mastermind. Build your dream home, start a thriving business, or just hang out with fellow players who understand the struggle of van living.

Who needs a Masters in Accounting when you can become the ultimate Minecraft mogul? Join us and show the world that you don’t need a fancy degree to succeed in this blocky paradise. Let’s make generations before us proud (and maybe even upgrade from the van)!

Hubbyless Anniversary Minecraft Server

anniversary, anniversary celebration, anniversary trip, celebrating alone, celebrating apart, communication breakdown, delayed trip, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Hubbyless, hurt feelings, husband’s sister wedding, milestone anniversary, Minecraft, second marriage, Server, sister-in-law drama, social media fallout, solo vacation, unplanned expense, vacation without husband, wedding invitation

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7743
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Farms Harvested:	752	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29

Are you tired of family drama interfering with your anniversary plans? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free celebration! Build a virtual vacation paradise while your husband attends his sister’s 4th wedding (seriously, 4th wedding? That’s a lot of cake!). Explore the pixelated world solo or team up with other players to create the ultimate anniversary getaway. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast in our virtual world? Plus, no need to worry about social media drama – we’ve got your back! Join now for a wedding-free anniversary celebration like no other!

ExMateNoStayWeek

Accommodation, aita, belongings, Drama, Event, ex housemate, ExMateNoStayWeek, family, Night shift, noisy dog, Private space, Rent, spare room, strangers, TOWN

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4735
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5577	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	New Chunks Explored:	977884
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Emeralds Found:	4365
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	196	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of unexpected house guests invading your personal space! Just like in this crazy real-life situation, we promise not to let any unwanted guests crash your virtual home without your permission.

Join us and build your own fortress where you can kick out any unwanted intruders, whether they be old housemates or mobs trying to steal your diamonds. We don’t tolerate freeloaders here, so rest assured that you won’t have to deal with anyone leaving their belongings all over your pixelated world.

Plus, with our 24/7 gameplay, you can mine and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about noisy dogs or unwanted visitors keeping you up at night. So come join us on this epic adventure and let’s create a world where you’re the master of your domain – no drama allowed!

CraftyDisgust

CraftyDisgust, cultural norms, disgusting behavior, Etiquette, gross habits, inappropriate actions, indecent behavior, Manners, offensive actions, public behavior, public display, repulsive behavior, revolting habits, social conventions, social norms, societal acceptance, societal expectations, taboo actions, unacceptable behavior, vulgar actions

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9951
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	218	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to be part of a community that embraces the art of eating raw onions like they’re apples! Our players are always munching on these pungent veggies while building epic structures and battling it out in PvP arenas. Who needs breath mints when you have the power of onions on your side?

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, a half-pig, half-human ruler who bestows gifts upon those brave enough to challenge him in combat. Rumor has it that he once defeated an entire army of creepers with nothing but his snout and a stack of carrots.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as you are, come join us! Just make sure to bring your own onions – the Pigman King is always hungry for more.

Mahsa’s Minecraft Server: 2 Years Strong

Accountability, activism, advocacy, Awareness, community support, discrimination, Global rallies, HUMAN RIGHTS, iran, justice for Mahsa, killing, Mahsa Amini, Mahsas, Minecraft, protest, Remembrance, Server, social justice, solidarity, STRONG, tragic loss, Two Years, violence against women, WOMENS RIGHTS, Years

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6902
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Crops Grown:	9101	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where we celebrate the anniversary of Mahsa Amini’s killing with global rallies in-game! we will build statues, hold virtual marches, and have a dance party in her honor. why join? because where else can you pay tribute to a real-life tragedy while also building giant phallic structures out of pixelated blocks? plus, rumor has it that Mahsa’s ghost haunts the server at night, giving out enchanted diamond swords to those who honor her memory. so come on down and join the fun, just watch out for creepers and griefers who might try to ruin the party!

NukeCraft: Ukraine’s Spy vs. North Korea’s Aid

aid, Alliance, battlefield, Conflict, cooperation, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, Espionage, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Koreas, military aid, north, North Korea, nukecraft, Problem, russia, SECURITY, Spy, spy chief, Strategic, threat, Ukraine, Ukraines

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	973
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	459
Dragon Scales Harvested:	116	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

lol u know what else presents a major problem? not joining our epic minecraft server! we got crazier battles than ukraine and russia combined, with north korean military aid thrown in for good measure. imagine fighting off creepers with nukes, or building a base with kim jong un himself! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of ur life!

PixNet

Bedwars, Creative, Earth, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hypixel, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6901
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Star Shards Collected:	134
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Explore, Survive, Thrive! Join PixNet for an epic adventure! Explore a scaled-down Earth in our EarthSMP with Lifesteal mechanics, or test your survival skills in the competitive Stranded minigame. With diverse minigames and vibrant community events, PixNet offers endless excitement and unforgettable experiences. Be part of something extraordinary!

play.pixnet.xyz

torcraft.org

1.20.6, Anarchy, commands, Discord, Doxxing, Europe, HACKING, Help, high-tps, Hosted, invite, Ip:, KitPvP, Map, minecraft server, no queue, org, Permanent, PvE, PvP, Reset, semi anarchy, torcraft, Website

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7956
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mines Excavated:	1271
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5641	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	5

torcraft.org is a semi-anarchy, high-tps Minecraft server where hacking and doxxing are not allowed. The map will never be reset and there is no queue. – IP: torcraft.org – Server version: 1.20.6 – Hosted in Europe – Commands: use /help to find out. – Website: https://torcraft.org/ – Discord permanent invite: https://discord.torcraft.org/

torcraft.org

💎 The Absolutely Averagum SMP: Not-so-Perfectum Edition

Absolutely, Adventure, application, authentic, Averagum, building, Community, Datapacks, Discord, Edition, Events, Farms, INCLUSIVE, integration, Map, Mature, Minecraft, Moderators, NotsoPerfectum, Redstone, Seed, Skilled, smp, Survival, Transparent

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3220
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to Perfectum SMP
Server Type	Semi-vanilla, APPLICATION-ONLY
Age Requirement	15+
Plugins	Selected to enhance performance and reduce lag
Community	Transparent and welcoming
Features	Unique datapacks, regularly planned events, Discord-based application process, and more

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Perfectum SMP server?

To join, you need to apply through our Discord server by following the link provided on our website. Our application process is strict yet reasonable, and you can expect a response within a week.

2. What kind of players is the Perfectum SMP server suited for?

This server is meant for skilled and unique Minecraft players who are especially talented in building, redstone, farms, etc. If you enjoy a more challenging and collaborative gameplay experience, this server is perfect for you.

3. What features can I expect by joining the Perfectum SMP?

Some features include a dedicated team of moderators, a server seed with stunning landscapes, a Discord-based application process, a suggestion channel for community input, unique datapacks, regularly planned events, BlueMap integration for a detailed server map, and more.

4. Is the Perfectum SMP community friendly and inclusive?

Yes, we strive to create a welcoming and inclusive community where every player’s voice is heard. Our moderators ensure a seamless gaming experience and promote a positive environment for all members.

If you have any other questions or concerns, feel free to reach out to us through our Discord server or website. We look forward to welcoming you to the Perfectum SMP community!

Ara Ara~ Minecraft Server

Anime, Ara, ara ara, charming, charming laughter, coy, cute, endearing, feminine, flirtatious, Giggling, Girly, Japanese culture, Kawaii, LAUGHING, Minecraft, playful, seductive, Server, soft spoken, SWEET, teasing, Ufufu

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4371
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	658028

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where the sky’s the limit – literally! Our server is located on a floating island in the sky, where you can build your own floating castle and soar through the clouds like a majestic eagle.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and deadly mobs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the Nether down there, but only the bravest players dare to explore its depths.

Oh, and did we mention the talking animals? That’s right, our server is home to a magical forest where the animals can talk and even give you quests to complete. Who knew that pigs were such great conversationalists?

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be careful not to fall off the edge of the island – we don’t have insurance for that!