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entertainment media Minecraft Servers

  • Love & Blocks: The Misadventures

    Love & Blocks: The Misadventures
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 609
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Emeralds Found: 296
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 66 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Buildings Constructed: 25
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

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    LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where love and romance be crazier than a pig riding a chicken! We got love potions that actually work, so you can make any player fall head over heels for you in a snap! Forget all that misinformation from TV shows and movies, we got the REAL deal here!

    Our players be building relationships faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” We got couples building pixelated houses together, going on virtual dates to the Nether, and even getting married in-game! Who needs Tinder when you got our server, amirite?

    So if you want a love life more exciting than a diamond sword fight, come join us! Who knows, you might just find your pixelated soulmate and live happily ever after in our virtual world! Love is in the air, and it smells like burning zombie flesh!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Negotiator’s Apprentice

    Crafty Negotiator’s Apprentice
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 1193
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Falling into the Void: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u kno dat guy trump? ya, the one from dat show the apprentice? well, he’s liek, da big boss on dis server. he’s got all da diamonds and emeralds u could eva want. he’s a real good negotiator, so u betta be ready to trade ur way to da top. but don’t worry, he’s got a soft spot for newbies, so he’ll hook u up with some sweet gear to get u started.

    and let me tell u, dis server is no joke. we got crazy challenges and epic battles dat will keep u on ur toes. u gotta be strategic and quick if u wanna survive. but don’t worry, we got a team of mods dat will help u out if u get stuck. dey’re da best in da biz, trust me.

    so, if u wanna have a blast and make some new friends, dis server is da place to be. plus, u never know who u might run into. i heard dat one time, notch himself popped in to say hi. so come join us and let’s make some memories together. u won’t regret it, i promise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

    Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 5840
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Farms Harvested: 566 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

    Lonely Minecraft SMP Player
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 7819
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Villages Defended: 8 Void Armor Forged: 26
    Epic Quests Completed: 25 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Enchantments Applied: 294
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26
    Alien Abductions: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

    Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

    Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

    So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoCutsNoButtsMC

    NoCutsNoButtsMC
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 7774
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Emeralds Found: 9624
    Endless Legions Commanded: 10 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 36
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FrogSMP

    FrogSMP
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 9676
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    ! FrogSMP Welcome to

    Main features:

    Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

    FrogSMP.enderman.cloud

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

    Azure Kingdom 1.20.3
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 5105
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Dragon Scales Harvested: 298
    Runes Activated: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 9052
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

    Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

    And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

    Cara Thread Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 9597
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

    And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ToyThiefGrannyAITA

    ToyThiefGrannyAITA
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 6062
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Magic Items Found: 2097
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

    Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

    And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

    So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • StraightButNotNarrow Minecraft SMP

    StraightButNotNarrow Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 3873
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the villagers throw the craziest parties. Plus, one time a creeper tried to run for president and we all had to stop him before he blew up the whole server. It was nuts, man! So come join us and let’s make some epic memories together, you won’t regret it, I promise!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RegretCraft2030

    RegretCraft2030
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 3681
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Demon Skulls Collected: 44 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old trends that will make you cringe in a decade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the embarrassment of following the crowd! Our server is like a time machine, transporting you to a world where ridiculous trends are celebrated and embraced. From building giant statues of avocado toast to creating pixel art of TikTok dances, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait for regret to kick in when you can join us and have a blast right now? Trust us, in 10 years you’ll be thanking us for saving you from the embarrassment of following boring trends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Frosty Kingdom 1.21.3

    Frosty Kingdom 1.21.3
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 4798
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Magic Crystals Found: 14
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 229 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Mines Excavated: 3480

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros, guess what? The holidays are almost over, which means no more family arguments over politics for another half year! It’s like being reborn, but in Minecraft! Join our server and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Let’s build some crazy sh*t together and forget about all the nonsense. Life is too short for family drama, let’s mine and craft our way to happiness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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