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| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 1338 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4435 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Star Shards Collected: | 280 |
| Animals Bred: | 199 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of pigs wearing top hats and monocles come stampeding through your tunnel, followed by a gang of chickens on motorcycles. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache so magnificent, it puts even the most dapper of gentlemen to shame. And rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted saddle for your trusty steed.
So come join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs normal when you can have pure, unadulterated antics?
