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The Kam Schizo’s Realm 1.20.5

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1757
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dragons Tamed:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Yo, bro, lemme tell ya ’bout this cray cray Minecraft server, like, you won’t believe the shiz that goes down there! Picture this: a land full of unicorns, rainbow bridges, and flying pigs. Yeah, you heard me right, FLYING PIGS! And guess what? The pigs poop out diamonds, like, what even is reality anymore?

But wait, there’s more! This server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep music. Skeletons doing the robot, creepers breakdancing, it’s a wild time, man. And get this, the owner of the server is a llama in a top hat who speaks in Shakespearean insults. To be or not to be, that is the question, am I right?

So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come on down to this wacky wonderland. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows? Reality is just a simulation, man.

WoofCraft Minecraft SMP

animal kingdom, Animals, canine, dog, dog lovers, dog owner, doggy, doggy behavior, doggy daycare, doggy fashion, doggy style, domestic animals, four-legged companions, furry friends, loyal companions, Minecraft, pet care, Pets, playful pups, puppy, smp, WoofCraft, world

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9811
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Animals Bred:	179	Gods Slained:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where it’s a doggy dog world out there! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a pack of talking dogs who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their paws. You won’t find that anywhere else!

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds, but you have to defeat a giant mutant cat boss to access it. Are you up for the challenge?

3. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves and goes on epic hunting quests for rare loot. It’s like a Minecraft version of Twilight, but way cooler.

4. Our community events include synchronized swimming competitions in lava pools and pig racing tournaments where the winner gets a crown made of golden carrots. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our doggy dog world Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky universe!

DadDutyFree Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9751
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	7215
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magic Items Found:	2732	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where the only kids you’ll have to deal with are the pixelated ones running around in-game!

Join us for a virtual escape from your husband who thinks having more kids will solve all your problems. On our server, you can build a fortress to keep out all the unwanted baby talk and focus on mining for diamonds instead.

Don’t let your husband guilt-trip you into taking out your birth control – join our server and let your virtual adventures be the only thing popping out unexpectedly!

Escape the chaos of your real life and dive into a world where the only crying you’ll hear is from creepers blowing up your creations. Say goodbye to being a stay-at-home mom and hello to being a block-building badass on our server!

So come on over and leave the real-life drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to forget about your husband’s baby fever and focus on building the ultimate virtual empire. Plus, we promise there won’t be any toddlers throwing things in toilets – just the occasional zombie trying to break down your door.

MommaCraft: AITA Edition

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8764
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of your family not appreciating your green hair phase from when you were 14? Do you want to escape the judgmental looks and constant reminders of your past mistakes? Then join our Minecraft server, where nobody cares about your hair color or your family drama!

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without being judged for your past choices. Whether you want to build a castle, explore hidden caves, or just hang out with like-minded players, our server is the perfect escape from your family’s never-ending criticism.

Plus, we have a special event where you can dye your in-game avatar’s hair green and show off your rebellious side without any judgment! Join now and leave your family drama behind – because on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun and enjoying the game!

PineapplePizzaDebate – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3039
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Animals Bred:	59	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the debate over pineapple on pizza is taken to a whole new level! Join us if you want to be part of a community where pineapple lovers and haters battle it out in epic pizza-making competitions.

Our server is home to the legendary Pineapple Pizza Gang, a group of players who believe that pineapple is the ultimate pizza topping and will stop at nothing to prove it. On the other side, we have the Anti-Pineapple Pizza Alliance, a fierce group of players who will do whatever it takes to banish pineapple from all pizzas.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there is a secret pineapple farm hidden somewhere in the server, guarded by a giant pineapple monster who only allows the bravest of players to harvest its fruit. Will you be the one to uncover its location and claim the ultimate pineapple prize?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and settle the age-old debate once and for all: pineapple on pizza – yay or nay?

CraftyLiesMC

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6492
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Crops Grown:	6363
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Votes:	9176	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	12

That diamonds are the rarest thing in Minecraft! But not on our server! We have diamond trees that grow diamonds like apples, and diamond chickens that lay diamond eggs! Join us and become the richest player in the world by selling your diamond stash to the villagers for emeralds!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to epic battles for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what other outrageous surprises await you in our wacky world!

BitCraft Energy Crisis

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8084
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Magic Items Found:	1398	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

so like, this server is lit af cuz it’s like the bitcoin of minecraft servers, using so much energy it’s basically the size of Argentina. but don’t worry, we got mad laptops to mine all that material for you, so you can just chill and build your epic creations. join us and be part of the energy-guzzling, material-hungry madness. it’s gonna be a wild ride, fam.

DepressCraft: TikSnapFace Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4183
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18

so, like, u know what’s gonna make u feel better than all that social media crap? joining our EPIC minecraft server, DUH! like, seriously, forget about all those depressing posts and toxic comments, come hang out with us and build some crazy sh*t in the virtual world.

we got unicorns flying around, talking cows giving out free diamonds, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to bust a move. plus, our resident wizard can turn your boring old house into a castle made of candy.

trust me, once u join our server, u won’t even remember what depression feels like. u’ll be too busy laughing at the ridiculousness of it all. so, what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s have a blast together! #minecraftforlife #forgetsocialmedia #jointhefun

EVRONIPPON Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7132
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Votes:	2993
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	437	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Star Shards Collected:	54
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we like to think of ourselves as the Japan of Europe… but with a Polish twist! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing chickens who will teach you the art of Polish folk dancing. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

2. Our admin team consists of highly trained ninja cats who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may look cute, but they mean business.

3. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? We’ve got you covered. Our custom mounts include everything from magical unicorns to giant hamsters.

4. Our spawn town is a replica of the entire city of Warsaw, complete with a working tram system and a giant statue of a pierogi. Because why not?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the madness that is Polska… the Japan of EVROPA! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

AnimeNudeLover Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9149
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	497	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Towns Built:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild anime dream come true! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a group of naked anime characters come running by, causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. It’s like a mix of Minecraft and a wacky anime convention, with wholesome nudity thrown in for good measure. Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

Birthing Buddies Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7368
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Gods Slained:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Votes:	4274	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of birthing partner drama, family feuds, and unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine being forced to be a birthing partner for your dad’s wife, who you can’t stand. But wait, there’s more! She’s been stepping on your toes since day one, making assumptions about your culture, swapping out your precious photos, and even inviting herself to your girl time outings without bringing any money. Can you survive the chaos and come out on top?

But that’s not all! Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself, setting boundaries, and dealing with a demanding family member who just won’t take no for an answer. Will you be the hero of your own story, or will you be dragged into a whirlwind of family drama?

Join our Minecraft server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, unexpected twists, and a chance to prove that you’re not just a pawn in someone else’s game. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!