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InsultCraft SMP: CleanRoasts

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8133
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Villages Defended:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Farms Harvested:	768
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	4308	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. And the best part is, our leader is a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. He’s like, the wisest chicken you’ll ever meet, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava, because why not? And our PvP arena is actually a giant pineapple for some reason. Don’t ask me why, just come join and see for yourself.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally random Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us now! Sir Clucksalot is waiting for you, my dudes.

RedstoneAuntie’sPeriodDrama

AITA Telling BIL Daughter Period Family Parenting Communication Support Education Menstruation Teaching Understanding Respect Boundaries Niece Brother-in-law Sibling Advice Perspective, RedstoneAuntiesPeriodDrama

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6658
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Look no further, because our server is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join our server for the wildest family dynamics you’ve ever seen. We’ve got a married couple, their kids, and even their brother-in-law and his kids all living under one virtual roof. And that’s not even the best part – there’s drama, there’s tension, and there’s even a lesson on menstrual products!

Witness the chaos as the older niece experiences stomach pains and cramps, leading to a hilarious misunderstanding about her menstrual cycle. Watch as the wife steps in to save the day, only to be met with resistance from her brother-in-law. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got Minecraft drama like this?

NostalgiaCraft Minecraft Server

2000s fashion, 2000s music, 2000s trends, 90s fashion, 90s kids, 90s TV shows, childhood memories, classic video games, good old days, iconic movies, memorable moments, Minecraft, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, old school, past decades, pop culture, retro toys, Server, Throwback, time capsule, vintage trends, y2k

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1117
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	1112	Votes:	4187

Remember the good ol’ days of the 90s/2000s when life was simpler and Blockbuster was poppin’? Well, this Minecraft server is like a time machine back to that rad era! Join us for some nostalgic fun and relive the glory days of Tamagotchis, frosted tips, and dial-up internet.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground rave where all the mobs bust a move to the sickest beats. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where all the creepers wear neon fanny packs.

So grab your Walkman, throw on your cargo pants, and join us for a totally tubular time on this Minecraft server. It’s like, totally rad, dude!

CraftyChickPleasers

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6294
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Buildings Constructed:	44
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	2815	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Are you tired of trying to impress girls with your boring pick-up lines and cheesy compliments? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the answer! Join us and show off your building skills to impress the ladies. Trust us, nothing gets a girl more hot and bothered than a well-constructed pixelated castle. Plus, rumor has it that the more creative and resourceful you are in the game, the more likely you are to win over the hearts of the fair maidens on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your way to love and glory!

7Craft: Building Blocks, Not Tragedies

7-eleven, 7Craft, american history, blocks, building, business owners, convenience stores, emotional impact, Gratitude, hindsight, historical events, LUCK, national tragedy, ownership, perspective, Relief, resilience, September 11th, Small Businesses, store owners, terrorist attacks, Timing, Tragedies, Tragedy

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	315
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	381
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mines Excavated:	2043	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Join our epic minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your sense of reality! we have flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player on our server found a magical diamond sword that could shoot fireballs and turn zombies into unicorns. they rode off into the sunset on a giant chicken, laughing maniacally as they conquered the land.

if you’re tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens, come join us! we promise you’ll never look at minecraft the same way again. plus, our moderators are all trained ninja pandas who will protect you from griefers and trolls.

so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see why people who own 7-Eleven must have been relieved that the tragedy of September 11th didn’t occur two months earlier. wait, what? just trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Grind Network

Adventure, Balanced, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, enjoyment, Events, Features, Fun, Gaming, Grind Network, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, p2w, Players, Plugins, PvP, Server, Survival, Unique

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7262
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ores Mined:	5923	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Grind Network is a a server made by players who ruled other servers but got sick of the P2W, lack of features and lazy devs, this server aims to be everything we wanted as players. a balanced server and economy for everyone to enjoy!

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Silvermon’s Pixelmon Adventure: Modded Mayhem and Poke-Prizes Galore! Come Join the Fun!

active player base., Adventure, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community Events, competitive play, Curseforge, custom content, custom level cap, ELITE 4, friendly community, Fun, Galore, Gyms, Join, MAYHEM, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, multiplayer server, non pay-to-win, online tournaments, Pixelmon, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym system, PokePrizes, Rank progression, Silvermons, Unique formats

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2613
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Animals Bred:	128
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Silvermons Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Pixelmon Version	Pixelmon Reforged
Minecraft Version	1.16.5
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack Link

Silvermons Minecraft Server FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the server IP: play.silvermons.com

2. What version of Pixelmon is the server running?

The server is running Pixelmon Reforged.

3. What Minecraft version is required to play on the server?

You will need Minecraft version 1.16.5 to play on the Silvermons server.

4. Is the server pay-to-win?

No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server with a focus on creating a friendly and fair gameplay environment for all players.

5. What unique features does the server offer?

The server has custom level cap and rank progression systems, exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the Champion’s Gauntlet. It also features Weekly Tournaments, Player Gyms, Fun Events, and more.

RunDestroyer Minecraft Server

Annihilation, Botched, Completely, Crushed, dashed, decimate, Defeat, Destroying, Failure, Foiled, Minecraft, Obliterate, ruined, RUN, RunDestroyer, sabotage, Server, setback, spoiled, thwarted, wrecked

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9066
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mines Excavated:	3625
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Animals Bred:	191	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that just can’t keep up with your epic building skills? Look no further, because our server is here to DESTROY your expectations (literally)! Join us if you dare to face off against crazy challenges like building a house out of exploding TNT blocks or surviving a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig. Our community is filled with wacky players who will stop at nothing to prank you, troll you, and make you question your sanity. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let us DESTROY your run completely (in the most hilarious way possible)!

BlockyBrit Minecraft Server

BlockyBrit, British, british accent, British celebrities, british culture, British fashion, british food, British History, British landmarks, British literature, British Monarchy, british music, British politics, british slang, British society, British traditions, Edition, england, laura k, Minecraft, Server, uk

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1676
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8041
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move!

But that’s not all – we have a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with praises and compliments. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through the Nether and back!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

SecretsExposed Minecraft Server

Accountability, angel, Bad Influence, beefing, Best Friend, bribery, cctv footage, court case, crime, Destroyed, Disrespect, exposing secrets, family, Jail, Lawyer, Minecraft, parents, relationship, sabotage, SecretsExposed, Server, stealing

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9736
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Votes:	3820
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate drama-filled experience! Just like the time we got caught stealing clothes together and ended up in jail. Imagine the chaos of trying to navigate court cases, bribes, and backstabbing friends all while building your own virtual world in Minecraft. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here on our server? Join now and see if you can survive the ultimate test of friendship and betrayal!

NoBullyZoneMC

BETRAYAL, blended families, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Empathy, estrangement, family, Grief, Honesty, Inheritance, Loss, loyalty, mourning, NoBullyZoneMC, parenting, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, Support, wills

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4342
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	255052
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family’s Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family drama, betrayal, and forbidden love triangles!

Just like in this crazy story, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Will you be the sibling trying to convince others to share their loot? Or maybe you’ll be the estranged child, refusing to let your dad have any of your diamonds.

With more drama than a soap opera, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos and come out on top!