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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 7693 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Join our server if you want to ride pigs dressed as astronauts, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that farts rainbows. We’ve got flying cows, talking creepers, and a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet dragon who breathes marshmallows.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life!