The Rockstar Minecraft SMP

Actor, baywatch, Central Intelligence, Dwayne Douglas Johnson, dwayne johnson, entertainer, fast and furious, hercules, Hobbs and Shaw, Hollywood, I AM THE ROCK, jumanji, Minecraft, Moana, professional wrestler, Rampage, rockstar, san andreas, Skyscraper, smp, the rock, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8480
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Votes:	8795	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are all secretly Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson in disguise! That’s right, every player on this server is actually the legendary wrestler and actor himself. So if you’ve ever wanted to mine diamonds while flexing your muscles and dropping epic one-liners, this is the place for you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop bacon instead of pork chops. And if you manage to tame one, you can ride it into battle against hordes of evil creepers and skeletons. Just imagine soaring through the skies on a bacon-powered pig, with The Rock cheering you on from the sidelines.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground wrestling ring, where players can challenge each other to epic battles of strength and skill. Who needs swords and armor when you can settle your differences with a good old-fashioned wrestling match?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where every day is a new opportunity to channel your inner Rock and conquer the virtual world with style and swagger. Just remember, if you smell what The Rock is cooking, it’s probably just some delicious bacon from our flying pigs!

Stop Talking About US Politics Minecraft SMP

abortion rights, American politics, bigoted opinions, Brazilian politics, entertainer, gun rights, Hungarian politics, Idol, IRL accounts., Kiara, lgbtq rights, membership stream, Minecraft, Polish politics, Politics, public streams, smp, Stephen Colbert, STOP, Talking, uninformed opinions, US Election, us politics

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2460
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Void Armor Forged:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20

Are you tired of boring political discussions infiltrating your Minecraft streams? Join our server, where the only politics we care about are the politics of building the best castle or mining the most diamonds! Say goodbye to uninformed opinions and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many creepers you can defeat in a day. Don’t let Kiara’s rants ruin your gaming experience – join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and absolutely zero talk of Brazilian, Hungarian, or Polish politics. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

The Forest Caliope Minecraft Server

anime fan, Caliope, Calliope Mori, entertainer, Forest, Gaming, hololive, internet personality, japanese, live performance, meme queen, Minecraft, Online Community, Otaku, Server, Shrek savant, singing, streaming, talent, Virtual idol, virtual reality, virtual singer, Vtuber, 森カリオペ

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7939
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	330	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Shrek is not just a movie, it’s a way of life! Join us on this magical journey through the swamps of Far Far Away, where you can build your own onion-shaped house and hang out with all your favorite fairytale creatures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the one and only Calliope Mori, the ultimate Shrek savant. She will guide you through the land of ogres and donkeys, teaching you the ways of the swamp and how to live your best Shrek life.

If you’re not convinced yet, let me tell you about the time we had a Shrek-themed dance party in the enchanted forest. Donkey was busting out some sick moves, Fiona was twirling in her ballgown, and even Lord Farquaad showed up to break it down. It was a night to remember, and you can be a part of the fun too!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and get ready for a Shrektastic adventure like no other. Don’t miss out on all the ogre-sized fun!

SMPForestQueenカリオペ

Dying, English, entertainer, even harder, Gaming, grim reaper, hololive, Idol, Japan, Live Stream, mori calliope, Music, Rap, Reaper, SMPForestQueenカリオペ, talent, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, カリオペ, 森

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7931
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the one and only Mori Calliope is dying even harder than ever before!

Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is home to a secret underground disco party where skeletons break it down on the dance floor and creepers drop sick beats. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon has taken up knitting and is making the most fabulous scarves you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have formed a llama mafia and are running the black market for rare items. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular at our server’s karaoke nights, belting out power ballads like nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer insanity of Mori Calliope, dying even harder!

Raygun’s Breakdance Party

breakdance, Celebrity, Choreography, Dance, entertainer, famous breakdancer, Hip Hop, iconic, legend, Master, most famous breakdancer, movement, Music, our time, Party, Performer, Raygun, Rayguns, Rhythm, Skilled, stage presence, TALENTED, urban culture

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7642
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	New Chunks Explored:	512133
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Living Statues Befriended:	1

raygun is da coolest place to be in minecraft land. why, u ask? well, let me tell u a story. one time, raygun was breakdancing in the middle of a creeper invasion. instead of exploding, the creepers started breakdancing too! it was a sight to see, i tell u. so if u wanna breakdance with creepers and have a blast, join raygun now! who knows, maybe u’ll be the next breakdancing legend like raygun.

Minecraft server: ForestCalliopeCraft

#gamer, Calliope Mori, entertainer, ForestCalliopeCraft, Gaming, hololive, Idol, illustrator, japanese, Minecraft, mori calliope, Server, Singer, streaming, the marathoning midnight hour mistress, virtual talent, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, カリオペ, 森

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8554
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2686	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Animals Bred:	130
Zombie Dances:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on our quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama, rumored to grant wishes to those who can tame its wild spirit.

Our fearless leader, the marathoning midnight hour mistress Calliope Mori, will guide you through treacherous dungeons filled with zombie chickens and exploding sheep. She once defeated an Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken – true story!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the most epic dance parties in all of Minecraft. Get ready to bust a move with our resident DJ, a creeper named Steve who spins the sickest beats this side of the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of rainbow blocks while battling a horde of evil bunnies? Only on the marathoning midnight hour mistress Calliope Mori’s Minecraft server, of course!

EnVtuber’s Jukebox Minecraft Server

AI singer, artist, Avatar, digital avatar, digital singer, entertainer, ENVtuber, envtubers, jukebox, Minecraft, Music, Performer, Server, singing, song, virtual artist, virtual avatar, Virtual entertainer, Virtual idol, virtual performer, virtual singer, vocaloid, VOICED

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2636
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Emeralds Found:	5659	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a server where every block sings a different tune, thanks to our special EnVtuber voice mod! That’s right, your cobblestone will be belting out ballads and your diamonds will be hitting those high notes like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Creeper Choir, a group of explosive singers who put on the most electrifying performances you’ve ever seen. And don’t even get us started on our Enderman dance parties – those guys really know how to break it down.

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine to the beat of a catchy tune and battle mobs with a soundtrack that’ll make your ears ring (in a good way)? Come join us for a musical Minecraft experience like no other!

Sapling Stans Unite!

Admiration, Celebrity, controversy, entertainer, entertainment industry, fan community, friend fiasco, gfe, Honesty, Intimacy, Kayfabe, loyalty, post-friend, praise, public image, reputation, sapling, saplings, social media, stans, Support, unite, whipped fanbase

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7614
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a former pro wrestler who is known for her epic GFE (Gamer Friendly Experience) and intimacy pre-friend fiasco! But don’t worry, she’s turned over a new leaf and now her honesty is off the charts post-friend fiasco.

Join our server and you’ll be treated like royalty by our entertainer-turned-server-owner. She’s so based that she even broke kayfabe just for you! So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see what all the hype is about on our insane Minecraft server!

Blocktopia: Home of the Spica Squad

artist, blocktopia, entertainer, Entertainment, home, Interactive, Live Music, Live streaming, Music, musician, ONLINE, Performance, pianist, piano, Requests, singing, Spica, squad, streaming, TALENTED, twitch, virtual concert, vocalist

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2461
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3396
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player named Spica was singing and playing the piano in Minecraft. And not just any songs, oh no. She was taking requests and playing them live for all to hear! Can you imagine the sheer awesomeness of that? It’s like having your own personal concert while you mine for diamonds.

But wait, that’s not all. Spica also streams her performances on Twitch, so you can watch her in action while you build your own virtual empire. It’s like a crossover episode of Minecraft and The Voice, but way more entertaining.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the music never stops and the adventures never end. Who knows, you might even get a personal serenade from Spica herself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the good times roll!

Gawr Gura’s Fishy Fun Land

adorable, Anime, baby, Beloved, cute, entertainer, fishy, fucking baby, Fun, Gaming, Gawr, gawr gura, Guras, hololive, Idol, Internet Sensation, Kawaii, Land, Popular, shark, shark girl, Streamer, TALENTED, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4737
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us if you want to witness the epic saga of a player who declared their diamond pickaxe as their baby and carries it everywhere they go. Yes, you heard that right – they even tuck it into bed at night!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Talk about skills! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

What is the IP for EYstreem Minecraft Server?

eyestream, eystream, Eystreem, funny, hidden, how big can the worm get, Minecraft, minecraft bedrock edition, minecraft phone, minecraft prank, minecraft worm, Modded minecraft, prank, pranking my friend with worms, pranking my friends in minecraft, Roleplay, secret, Server, troll, tutorial

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4450
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	6944	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

EYstreem is a popular content creator and Minecraft YouTuber known for his entertaining videos focused on Minecraft gameplay, tutorials, and challenges. With a dedicated fan base of millions of subscribers, EYstreem has established himself as a prominent figure in the Minecraft community. His creativity, charisma, and engaging personality have helped him garner a strong following and solidify his reputation as a top Minecraft content creator.

Which servers are comparable to AlanBeckerMC ?

#youtube, Adventure, building, channel, Community, Crafting, Creative, Exploration, Friendly, Gamemodes, Minigames, multiplayer, noogai89, Official, ONLINE, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4822
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Secret Passages Found:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	376	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Some similar Minecraft servers to AlanBeckerMC include:

1. Hypixel: Hypixel is one of the most popular Minecraft servers with a wide range of gamemodes, including Skyblock, BedWars, and more. It offers a variety of unique gameplay elements and is known for its immersive experience.

2. Mineplex: Mineplex is another well-known Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, such as Survival Games, Super Paintball, and more. With a large player base and constant updates, Mineplex provides a fun and exciting experience for players.

3. The Hive: The Hive is a popular Minecraft server that features gamemodes like Hide and Seek, Survival Games, and more. With unique gameplay elements and a friendly community, The Hive is a great choice for players looking for a similar experience to AlanBeckerMC .

4. Cubecraft: Cubecraft is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including Skyblock, EggWars, and more. With custom plugins and regular events, Cubecraft provides a fun and engaging experience for players of all ages.

These servers offer similar immersive experiences and unique gameplay elements to AlanBeckerMC , making them great options for players looking for a new favorite Minecraft server to explore.

play.alanbecker.net

HomeSweeetHome

Adventure, Community, Custom Features, custom GUIs, Friendly, guis, HomeSweeetHome, join us, Minecraft, Minions, new, Playtime Rewards, Server, star levels, Survival, Voting

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5323
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Star Shards Collected:	228
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Home Sweeet Home is a brand new Survival server that is looking for players to join us on an adventure! We have custom features, GUIs, minions, star levels, voting, playtime rewards and so much more. Join us today and be part of our ever-growing, friendly community!

play.homesweeethome.at

Ex’s Crafting Adventures: Where McMMO and Pets Will Test Your Relationship Skills! v1.21

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Adventures, Crafting, cross-platform, Custom Plugins, Discord, Exs, giving back, hard difficulty, Inclusivity, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Level-up system, MCMMO, Permanent World, Pets, Player-Driven Updates, relationship, Semi Vanilla, Skills, Stability, Strong Economy, test, Trailer Link., v1.21, Zero Pay-To-Win

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4829
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Enchantments Applied:	264	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Join ExeosCraft: The Ultimate No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQ+ SMP!

Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.

🌟 Why Choose Us?

🌍 Stability	Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
🚫 Zero Pay-To-Win	Fairness for all players is our promise.
🎁 Giving Back	Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
🌈 Inclusivity	Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
🤖 Custom Plugins	Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting.
🎮 Cross-Platform	Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players!

🌐 Our Features:

🌄 Permanent World	All builds are kept forever
🌟 Level-Up System	All donator perks are available through free, in-game means
🐾 Pets	Train a pet to assist you in a fight
🏡 Land Claim	Protect all your precious builds
🪓 McMMO	Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency
💰 Strong Economy	Thriving player economy
🏆 Leaderboards	Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards
🌟 Hard Difficulty	Difficulty for the server set to Hard
🗳️ Player-Driven Updates	Join our Discord and suggest a feature!

Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com

Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft

Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

Best Girl Minecraft Server

Anime, anime recommendations, beloved character, best female character, best girl, favorite character, female empowerment, Female lead, Female Protagonist, female protagonist anime, girl, Girl Power, Main character, main girl, Minecraft, popular series, series, Server, strong female character, strong female lead, Top Anime, Top Picks, top picks for girls

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	464
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1079
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Zombie Dances:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers where the main girl is always overshadowed by other characters? Look no further! Our server is where the main girl is not only the best girl, but also the queen of the entire virtual world! Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and a whole lot of girl power. Who needs a hero when you have a badass main girl leading the way? So come on, join us and witness the ultimate girl power takeover in the Minecraft universe!

I Am Unironically Seriously Contemplating Spending My Money On Minecraft SMP

Budget, consideration, contemplating, decision, Decision making, Durable, Hardware, home improvement, improvement project, interior design, Investment, Minecraft, MONEY, profile, Quality, renovation, serious, smp, SPENDING, spending money, thoughtful purchase, Unironically, Upgrade, upgraded hinge

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1772
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of highly trained dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their expert knowledge and skills. Plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by dolphins?

– We have a secret underground base filled with all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond pickaxe? We’ve got you covered. Need some enchanted armor? We’ve got that too. Just be careful of the lava traps and zombie pigmen guards!

– Our server is haunted by the ghost of a former player who was cursed to roam the virtual world forever. Some say they can still hear his ghostly whispers in the darkness, guiding players to hidden treasures and secret passages. Join our server and see if you can communicate with the ghostly presence!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the game. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you anger the dolphin overlords, that is).

FlippinWifeNoHelp

AITAH, anger, anxiety, childcare, clean, construction zone, Cook, domestic chores, financial bind, financial future, flip house, FlippinWifeNoHelp, Friends, grocery shop, hire help, husband, Laundry, not helping, RAGE, self sufficient, sticking my ground, Support, walking on eggshells, work

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8304
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Farms Harvested:	905
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

🤣🏠 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a house flip gone wrong? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, demands, and tantrums galore!

👶🏼 Need a break from the madness of real life? Bring your baby to our server and watch as they navigate through the construction zone while you try to keep up with the demands of your virtual husband. Who needs childcare when you have Minecraft, right?

💪🏼 Work on your multitasking skills as you juggle working full time, domestic chores, and helping your husband flip houses all while trying to avoid being yelled at and called names. It’s a challenge like no other!

🤯 Experience the thrill of walking on eggshells as you try to please your virtual husband who has a never-ending list of tasks for you to complete. Will you be able to keep up or will you be shamed for focusing on “unimportant tasks” like laundry and grocery shopping?

🚫 Stand up for yourself and demand kindness from your virtual husband or take your baby and go home. Who knew Minecraft could teach you valuable life lessons about setting boundaries and standing up for yourself?

Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of a house flip gone wrong! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft to escape to? 😉🏡

DreamyDisasters Minecraft SMP

beauty standards, career success, celebrity lifestyle, disillusionment, DreamyDisasters, false expectations, Fame, Happiness, harsh truths, idealization, love, material possessions, mental health awareness, Minecraft, misconceptions, perfectionism, reality check, relationships, ROMANTICIZING, smp, social media, travel, wealth

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7495
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the true chaos of trying to build a house while being constantly bombarded by creepers, zombies, and skeletons. Forget peaceful survival, we like to keep things interesting by setting the spawn point in the middle of a lava pit!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon that has a penchant for stealing players’ diamonds and hiding them in the Nether. Rumor has it that if you defeat the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.

So if you’re tired of boring old survival servers and want to spice things up with a healthy dose of insanity, come join us! Just be prepared to have your expectations shattered and your sanity tested at every turn.

NoCutePandasAllowed

aggravating, ANNOYING, cute, disagreeable, Disgusting, dislike, displeasing, grating, IRRITATING, irritating behavior, nauseating, NoCutePandasAllowed, Obnoxious, off-putting, pestering, pet peeve, repellent, Repulsive, unappealing, Unattractive, vexing

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5838
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9424	Farms Harvested:	567
New Chunks Explored:	925962	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of all those servers with fluffy bunnies and adorable kittens running around? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We have a whole army of creepy crawlies and slimy creatures just waiting to be your new best friends. Who needs cute when you can have creepy?

Join our server if you’re tired of all the sunshine and rainbows in other servers. Here, the sky is always dark and stormy, just like your soul. Plus, our community is full of mischievous players who love to prank each other and cause chaos. It’s like a never-ending April Fools’ Day party!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Troll King, who lurks in the shadows and loves to mess with unsuspecting players. If you’re lucky (or unlucky), you might even catch a glimpse of him causing mayhem in the world. Who needs cute when you can have chaos and confusion?

So if you’re ready to embrace your dark side and join a server that’s anything but cute, come on over and join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and plenty of surprises. See you on the dark side!

QinGangGoneBookwormCraft

AGGRESSIVE, Beijing, bookseller, China, China’s diplomacy, Demoted, diplomat, disappeared, fall from grace, Foreign Minister, former, low level, meteoric rise, political scandal, publishing job, Qin Gang, QinGangGoneBookwormCraft, salary, state-run, U.S. officials, wolf warrior

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2981
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Farms Harvested:	906	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	358349
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

come join our minecraft server where the foreign minister of china got demoted to a low-level publishing job! imagine playing with a former wolf warrior diplomat who had a meteoric rise and an even faster fall from grace. now he’s just chilling, taking a salary at a beijing state-run bookseller. who wouldn’t want to play on a server with such a legendary character? join now for some epic adventures and maybe even some diplomatic drama!

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