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| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 2390 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 11 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 32 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8729 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 52 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience what America used to be about… but in block form!
Join us for a wild ride through a virtual land filled with exploding chickens, talking cows, and dancing creepers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena on weekends!
Looking for a place to show off your building skills? Look no further! Our server has a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. Don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock. Use it to dig your way to the center of the earth where you’ll find a secret room filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our epic Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in a virtual world!
