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| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 5771 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 |
Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, lemme tell you why you should totally hop on this crazy train. First of all, we got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, our server mascot is a flying pig named Sir Oinksalot who shoots lasers out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER PIG.
But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles every Friday where the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And our admin is a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. Plus, we have a secret disco party room where we dance to annoying songs like “Baby Shark” on repeat. It’s so bad, it’s good.
So if you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bananas Minecraft SMP, just hit us up and prepare for the most insane adventure of your life. And remember, always watch out for the killer chickens that roam the land. They may look cute, but they will peck your eyes out. Stay safe, gamers!
