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| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 6630 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
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