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| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 491 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 17 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server has a roadmap that will blow your mind, a community resource that will have you saying “wow, I didn’t know Minecraft could do that”, and a weapons list that will make you want to trade in your diamond sword for a vintage rifle.
And don’t even get me started on our current battle pass – it’s so epic, even Herobrine is jealous. Plus, we have a running event that involves the NKVD because who doesn’t love a little Soviet secret police action in their Minecraft game?
But wait, there’s more! We have a test server live until September 30th where you can try out the latest updates, including a new class called Guerrilla that will have you sneaking through the blocky jungle like a pro. And don’t forget about our animation improvements – your Steve will never move the same way again.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft World War II FPS you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be worth it).
