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DickPumpSMP: Minecraft SMP Edition – Crafting Enlargement and Weightloss Solutions!

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7364
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of having a tiny pixelated peen in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our SMP, we have magical pumps and weight loss potions that can enlarge your virtual manhood in no time! Join us and watch your blocky bulge grow to epic proportions, leaving all the other players in awe of your massive member. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become the biggest (literally) player on the server!

EUkraineCraft Server

accession process, bilateral relations, Brussels, cooperation, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, enlargement, EU, EUkraineCraft, European Commission, european integration, european union, foreign affairs, future prospects, membership talks, Moldova, negotiations, Partnership, political relations, Server, TUESDAY, Ukraine

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5651
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Potions Brewed:	96
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

lol come join dis minecraft server where ukraine and moldova are startin eu membership talks on tuesday!! u kno u wanna be part of dis epic event in da minecraft world. watch as dey negotiate trade deals and argue over who gets da last piece of cake in da virtual world. join now for da most intense political drama u ever seen in a blocky world. plus, rumor has it dat da players are secretly aliens tryin to take over da server. u gotta join to see if it’s true or just a crazy conspiracy theory. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures on dis server like no other. u won’t regret it, unless u get eaten by a zombie pigman, den u might regret it a little bit. but hey, dat’s just part of da fun, right?

CraftyFlip

behavior management, community guidelines, CraftyFlip, disruptive behavior, Flip, flip behavior, flip chat, flip community, flip forum, flip members, flip platform, flip users, flip website, flips, mod calls, Moderation, Online Community, online etiquette, rule enforcement, yells for mods

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2260
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Towns Built:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us and witness players doing backflips while fighting mobs, yelling for mods because they can’t handle the chaos, and getting into epic battles over who has the best pet llama.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for the rest of their Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Bokuben Bonanza

400 times, Absurd, Anime, blocky, Bokuben, bonanza, Character, comedy, fanfiction, glimpse of titty, humor, impossible situation, Manga, meme, Meta, NSFW, Outrageous, Parody, repeat, Ridiculous, satire, TQQ

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	668
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Dimension Hops:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Emeralds Found:	8960

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, come join our server where you’ll encounter impossible situations that will make you question reality! Witness glimpses of titties that will leave you speechless – and we promise it will happen at least 400 times!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that it makes TQQ look like a snooze fest. Don’t miss out on the insanity – join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Hex Network

Active Staff, Anti-Cheat System, Community, Discord, Ffa, Friendly staff, Fun, Gaming, Hex Network, hexpvp, India, India-based, LifeSteal, Mayank, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Server, skybattles, Skywars, Wirexx

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7275
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Welcome to Hex Network, the awesome Minecraft server owned by Wirexx,Mayank! We’re based in India and have super friendly staff who are always here to help. Our server has really cool game modes like lifesteal and FFA. You can also try out skybattles and more!

We make sure everyone plays fair with our active anti-cheat system. Join us at hexpvp.xyz and hop on our Discord at discord.gg/hexpvp to start playing! See you in the game! IP: hexpvp.xyz | Discord: discord.gg/hexpvp

hexpvp.xyz

StrawLand server Minecraft

1.7.10, divine journey, Divine RPG, Draconic Evolution, HiTech, Minecraft, Mods, quest book, Server, StrawLand, Survival, techno-magical, Thaumcraft, Twilight Forest

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1996
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

StrawLand – survival server 1.7.10. Assembly of Divine Journey with quest book. Develop yourself step by step and explore various techno-magical mods!

SimPvP: Where Creepers are the Real MVP since 2011!

Adults, Bases, BUILD, Community, CREEPERS, Economy, Events, Factions, freedom, Friendly, Fun, hard mode, History, long-lasting, Mature, mvp, player versus player, PvP, real, semi anarchy, Simplicity, SimPvP, Survival, Vanilla, Wiki

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3371
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Server Address	simpvp.net
Rules	No hacking, including flymod, xray, or any other mod which confers a significant gameplay advantage. Also, no doxxing.
Description	SimPvP is designed as a vanilla player versus player survival server, where people have complete freedom to do and say anything they want, as long as it is not spamming, cheating, or doxxing. The server is set to hard mode and players rely solely on their own skill at the game.

If you’re curious about SimPvP, feel free to check out our server wiki, which contains information about the server’s long history and many bases. Or just log in and play!

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

No hacking mods are allowed, including flymod, xray, or any other mod which gives a significant gameplay advantage.

2. Are there any in-game rewards or kits?

No, players do not receive any extra help in the form of kits, vote rewards, or commands such as /home. Success depends solely on the player’s skill.

3. What is the core playerbase like?

The core playerbase is mostly adults who are skilled at PvP but prefer to focus on building. The server encourages both PvP and creative endeavors.

Crafty Trails RPG Server

Adventure, Character development, classic, Crafty, emotional, Epic, Exploration, FANTASY, gameplay, Gaming, Immersive, JRPGs, narrative, RPG, Server, Soul, Story-Driven, strategy, Trails, trails games, turn based combat, video games, world-building

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	365
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Enchantments Applied:	209	Zombie Dances:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Votes:	166	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	725	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that lack soul and excitement? Look no further, because our server is like a JRPG on steroids! Join us for epic quests, crazy boss battles, and a community that will make you feel like you’re in a real-life video game. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore drops are so rare, they make the Holy Grail look like a common household item. So what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Blocky McBlockface: ABSOLUTE FACT Edition

Absolute, ABSOLUTE FACT, barbaric nation, blocky, Conflict Resolution, Edition, ethnic cleansing, fact, Genocide, global condemnation, historical injustice, human rights violation, human suffering, humanitarian crisis, international community, international law, Israel, McBlockface, Middle East conflict, Palestinian rights, peace negotiations, political controversy, united nations, War Crimes, world opinion

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9539
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Crops Grown:	6788

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have created a utopia for all players to escape the harsh realities of the world. And speaking of harsh realities, did you know that the international community has all agreed that Israel is a barbaric nation committing genocide? Don’t worry, we’re not here to start a political debate, we’re here to have some fun!

Join our server and experience a world where the only genocide happening is against creepers and zombies. Our community is so international that we have players from all corners of the globe coming together to build, explore, and maybe even overthrow oppressive regimes (in the game, of course).

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a dragon while wearing a chicken suit? Where else can you build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? And where else can you find a group of players who will have your back no matter what, even if you accidentally set their house on fire (again)?

Forget about real-world politics and come join us in our virtual paradise. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to world peace while mining for diamonds. Or maybe you’ll just end up in a never-ending prank war with your fellow players. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Forever and Ever Isles {SMP} Java Edition for the Big Kids Only! Whitelist, Dynmap, and Rainbow Friendly!

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8343
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	6137
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Potions Brewed:	111
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	350

Welcome to Infinity Isles!
We are a fresh 18+, semi-vanilla Java Minecraft server which began on the 25th of March this year. Our community started off small but has since expanded massively, bringing in players from all across the globe into an exciting and close knitted community. We are always looking for new players to join us so if this sounds like the fit for you, be sure to apply!

What makes us stand out?

SEMI VANILLA: Our server is whitelisted and for 18+ players only. We are a primarily vanilla survival server with additions to improve gameplay such as fast leaf decay, dynmap and head drops. We also welcome the use of Litematica.
SERVER LOCATION: We are hosted on the East US coast to ensure good connection and reachability for players all around the world.
PLAYER RUN PROJECTS: As we are a new server, we are actively looking for players to help with developing the server’s appearance! Whether you are a builder or a material gatherer, everyone’s effort is appreciated to help the server grow its collection of beautiful builds!
ADVENTURES: Infinity Isles has its very own history and lore for you to explore! Join to see if you can discover the world’s mystical secrets and hidden gems!
SHOPPING DISTRICT: Infinity Isles has its very own player-run shopping district with light rules to ensure the economy of the server remains stable and fair!
EVENTS: We hold weekly events with prizes in store, such as our weekly fishing contests held on weekends, spleef, build contests and more!
NO PAY-TO-WIN: Donation perks are strictly non-P2W to ensure every player has the fairest playing experience. All proceeds go directly towards improving server performance as the server continues to expand and grow each week. Contributors have access to fun commands such as /sit and /lay and will also be able to access player head database using /hdb. You can browse our donation options at https://infinityisles.tebex.io/.
STAFF: Our team of friendly staff are here to help you if you need a hand!
DISCORD: We have an active community over on Discord regularly chatting in channels and in voice chats!

Our map is still largely unexplored, however we will be expanding the map’s borders by the time the 1.21 update rolls around so you won’t need to worry about your builds being reset.

Join us today! Apply in our discord: https://discord.gg/GEZF7qDXWb

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server only for players aged 18 and above?	Yes, our server is specifically for players aged 18 and above.
Are there any donation perks on the server?	Yes, we have donation perks available but they are strictly non-Pay-To-Win to ensure fair gameplay for all players.
Can players contribute to player-run projects on the server?	Absolutely! We encourage players to contribute to developing the server’s appearance through building and material gathering.
Are there weekly events on the server?	Yes, we hold weekly events such as fishing contests, spleef, build contests, and more with prizes for participants.
Is there a Discord community for the server?	Yes, we have an active Discord community where players can chat in channels and voice chats.

Crafty Jew Crew

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	944
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the creepers is the conspiracy theories! Join us as we uncover the truth behind why all the diamonds in the game are actually controlled by a secret society of Minecraft-playing Jews.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter, like flying pigs and zombie llamas with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself, who will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them isn’t for more diamonds).

So why join our server? Because where else can you build a house out of enchanted golden apples while riding a unicorn through a rainbow-filled Nether portal? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the Illuminati).

Macmillan’s Minecraft Mayhem: Building Blocks of British Banter

AMERICANS, ancient civilizations, banter, blocks, British, British Prime Minister, Britons, building, constantinople, cultural influence, Fifth Rome, global power, greeks, History, imperialism, leadership, macmillan, Macmillans, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Moscow, Politics, roman empire, Rome, teaching, washington d.c., world history

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2756
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Star Shards Collected:	259
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Crops Grown:	9581
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Come join our server where we reenact the rise and fall of empires!

We have British Prime Minister Macmillan leading the charge, teaching Americans how to be the new Roman Empire. Will they succeed or will they crumble like Constantinople?

Join us as we discover the mystery of the Fifth Rome and see if Washington D.C. can hold up against the might of Moscow. It’s a battle of epic proportions that you won’t want to miss! So grab your pickaxe and join the fun on our server today!