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DickPumpSMP: Minecraft SMP Edition – Crafting Enlargement and Weightloss Solutions!
Are you tired of having a tiny pixelated peen in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our SMP, we have magical pumps and weight loss potions that can enlarge your virtual manhood in no time! Join us and watch your blocky bulge grow to epic proportions, leaving all the other players in awe of your massive member. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become the biggest (literally) player on the server! -
EUkraineCraft Server
lol come join dis minecraft server where ukraine and moldova are startin eu membership talks on tuesday!! u kno u wanna be part of dis epic event in da minecraft world. watch as dey negotiate trade deals and argue over who gets da last piece of cake in da virtual world. join now for da most intense political drama u ever seen in a blocky world. plus, rumor has it dat da players are secretly aliens tryin to take over da server. u gotta join to see if it’s true or just a crazy conspiracy theory. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures on dis server like no other. u won’t regret it, unless u get eaten by a zombie pigman, den u might regret it a little bit. but hey, dat’s just part of da fun, right? -
🏰 Medieval MC 🏰
Medieval Minecraft Server Overview
Discord https://discord.gg/4wQGDwc2 Main Mods Ice and fire, Origins, Create, Ars Nevo IP Address 88.211.212.7:25565 FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Is the server for all ages?
A: The server is for players 18+ only.
Q: Are mod suggestions accepted?
A: Yes, we welcome mod suggestions from our community. However, please be aware that we have ongoing events and special lore in place.
Q: What is the current event on the server?
A: At the moment, we have a perma winter and darkness event called the Long Night. Players can band together to claim the sword Dawn and end the night. More lore about this event can be found in our Discord server.
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Enchanted Depths 1.20.2
Yo, bro, imagine this Minecraft server is like being a gay bottom getting horny for some blocky action! The anticipation builds up like waiting for a creeper to explode, but instead of running away, you’re running towards some hot pixelated action.You’ll feel the excitement bubbling up inside you like a lava pit ready to erupt. Your heart races faster than a minecart on a powered rail, knowing that some epic adventures are about to go down.
Join this server and experience the sensations that will make you crave more and more blocky fun. It’s like a whole new world of possibilities opening up to you, just waiting to be explored. So come on, dive in and let the madness of this Minecraft server take you on a wild ride!
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BabyBlockzCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of health and safety? Look no further than our server! We guarantee that no one will intentionally bring their sick germs into the game and infect your virtual character. We prioritize the well-being of all players, even if they’re just blocks and pixels.Join us and escape the drama of real life, where grandpas care more about weekend getaways than their own grandsons’ health. Our server is a safe haven for all, where you can build, explore, and have a good time without worrying about catching a virtual cold. So come on in and leave the real world behind – we promise not to ruin your trip!
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CraftyLove: $30 Max
Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on a first date, only to have them ghost you the next day? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to find love without breaking the bank! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about spending more than a stack of dirt on a date again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical that your pickaxe might just turn into a diamond one when you’re not looking. So come on, join us and find your blocky soulmate today! -
ArbelCraft: No Return, No Release!
yo, so like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz we got a pet zombie named Arbel Yehoud and he’s like the life of the party. but get this, Israel won’t let the Palestinians come back to northern Gaza until we release our precious zombie friend. like, what even is that? come join the madness and help us free Arbel Yehoud so we can all live happily ever after in our pixelated world. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me. #FreeArbelYehoud #ZombieLivesMatter -
Blossom Haven 1.21
Yo yo yo, check it out! This Minecraft server is like, the craziest place to be, bro! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you, we got links to Sakura Miko’s YouTube, Twitch, and Twitter! You can watch her 3D streams and listen to her original and cover songs while playing Minecraft, how cool is that? Plus, there’s a MikoBoat and HoloWitches to spice things up. And don’t even get me started on the merch, you gotta get your hands on that sweet Sakura Miko swag, man. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! -
PerfectSongCraft
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old songs playing on repeat? Well, look no further because on our server, the only song you’ll hear is the sweet sound of a chorus of parrots singing “Baby Shark” on loop! Join us for the ultimate musical experience and let your ears be serenaded by the dulcet tones of everyone’s favorite aquatic nursery rhyme.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where players can battle it out in epic dance-offs to see who can bust the best moves to the most ridiculous tunes. From “Gangnam Style” to “The Chicken Dance,” our playlist is guaranteed to have you grooving like never before.
So why wait? Come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server and let the music take control. Who knows, you might just discover your new favorite song in the most unexpected place!