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PixelPeen Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2223
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Are you tired of seeing fake enlarged buttholes online? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the only thing enlarged is your imagination! We guarantee that no photoshopped assholes will cause you any erectile dysfunction here. Plus, our community is filled with players who have never even seen a real butthole, let alone a fake one. So come join us for a buttload of fun and leave those enlarged assholes in the past!

UntrustworthySteve

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9210
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	1903	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

If you see someone in Minecraft wearing a diamond helmet made entirely of cheese, riding a pig named Sir Oinksalot while carrying a sign that says “I steal all the virtual cookies”, then you know you’ve found the perfect server to join! Our server is filled with crazy characters and wild adventures, like the time we all banded together to build a giant statue of a chicken with laser eyes that shoots out bacon. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else! So come join us and see what shenanigans await you – just don’t trust anyone wearing a cheese helmet.

SpyCraftRus: Gardaí Edition

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3522
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in Ireland, mining some diamonds and building your epic castle, when suddenly you see some shady characters lurking around. turns out, it’s Russia! they’re spying on you and your fellow players, trying to steal all your precious loot. but fear not, because the gardaí are here to save the day!

join our Minecraft server and help the gardaí catch those sneaky Russians in the act. team up with other players to build secret bases, set traps, and outsmart the enemy. who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a conspiracy that goes all the way to the top of the Minecraft government.

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world of espionage and intrigue. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

ObscureCraft – Smartest Alive

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8440
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the smartest person who ever lived died in obscurity…BUT that’s not all!!! our server is full of magical unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows, and if you find one, you get a free lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!!! 🦄🌈🍎

we also have a secret underground lair where you can battle giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes…if you defeat them, you’ll be granted the power to fly like a majestic eagle soaring through the sky!!! 🐔🚀

oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a famous pirate who buried his treasure somewhere in the depths of our vast ocean biome? if you can find it, you’ll become the richest player in all of minecraft history!!! 💰💎🏴‍☠️

so what are you waiting for?? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!!! 🎮🌟🤪

The Nitrogen Network: Where you can’t escape the nitrogen, but you can escape the boredom! Join our Bedrock Server now!

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3926
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Port	19132 (default)
Console Players Add	‘NitrogenSMP’ To Get Instant Access Through Friends Tab!
Discord	https://discord.gg/cUCuPtsaDP

Our Server Offers:

Custom Items/Blocks/Weapons
Survival Friendly Minigames
Daily Rewards
Achievement And Ranking System
Player Economy
Events & Competitions
Frequent Updates

We are looking for:

Active Players

Main Rule:

No Hacking

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP ‘play.nitrogen.zone’ and port 19132.
Can console players join?	Yes, console players can join by adding ‘NitrogenSMP’ to their Friends tab.
Are there any custom items or blocks?	Yes, we offer custom items, blocks, and weapons on our server.
Is hacking allowed on the server?	No, hacking is not allowed. It is against our main rule.
What can I expect from events and competitions?	We regularly host events and competitions with exciting prizes for players to participate in.

VirginGirlFinder Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	111
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about finding a girl to date again – because here, we have a whole village of NPC girlfriends just waiting for you to sweep them off their pixelated feet! And don’t worry about them being “ran through” like on other servers, these ladies are pure as diamond ore!

But wait, there’s more! We offer a unique passport route where you can travel to different dimensions and meet FOB Asian girls who will blow your mind with their enchanting language skills. Who needs communication when you have love in the air?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most insane dating adventure of your Minecraft life!

”Who’s the SMP Boss?” – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9618
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	126	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who are constantly watching your every move through hidden cameras placed all over the map. They study your gameplay to cater to your every whim and desire, making sure you have the most epic Minecraft experience possible.

But beware, the llamas are not your average farm animals. They have been genetically modified to possess superhuman intelligence and are rumored to be plotting world domination. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their llama-led regime?

Join now for a chance to uncover the truth behind the llama conspiracy and become a part of the most bizarre Minecraft community out there. Just remember, the llamas are always watching…and they know everything.

Dad’s Loot Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4204
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	60	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Crops Grown:	5481	Dragon Eggs Found:	8576
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family inheritance disputes? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky battles.

Need a break from real-life legal drama? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your own virtual empire without any pesky stepmoms trying to claim their share. Plus, who needs a will when you can just mine for diamonds and create your own fortune?

Join us now and leave the real world behind for a world where the only thing you’ll be fighting over is who gets the last enchanted golden apple. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than arguing over shares and estates. So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to victory!

CraftyParkingZone

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5110
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9770
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Emeralds Found:	5833
Chimeras Created:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Potions Brewed:	62
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your roommate drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life roommate shenanigans. Join us and leave your financial exploitation behind!

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about someone demanding 80% of your resources. No more tantrums or blaming others for imaginary problems – just pure, unadulterated fun!

And when it comes to parking spaces, we’ve got you covered. No nosy roommates trying to steal your spot here! Our guest parking is reserved for those who actually pay for it, just like in real life (minus the drama).

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your roommate troubles at the door. Who knew virtual blocks could be so much more peaceful than real-life arguments?

CraftyCreeperz2021

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4822
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Enchantments Applied:	224	Magic Items Found:	6243
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Dimension Hops:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

so like, u know how biden was all like “yo, iran be actin’ sus”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we got all the deets on that drama. join us and uncover the mystery of the iranian attack while building a giant statue of biden riding a llama. trust me, it’s gonna be lit. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond hidden in the spawn area, u’ll unlock special powers like shooting lasers from ur eyes and turning all the creepers into fluffy bunnies. so what r u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our server!

GameMagicCraft

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5739
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magic Items Found:	4002	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	132

join our epic minecraft server and experience the most INSANE game magic you’ve ever seen! our server is like a glitch in the matrix, bending the laws of physics and reality to create a mind-blowing gaming experience.

imagine riding a pig with a jetpack while shooting laser beams from your eyes at a horde of zombie chickens. or building a castle made entirely of exploding TNT blocks that rain down diamond swords on unsuspecting players.

our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a psychedelic wonderland of chaos and mayhem. join now and embrace the madness! who needs boring old reality when you can dive headfirst into the crazy world of game magic on our server? let the insanity begin!