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TimeTravelerInMinecraftSMP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5906
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Votes:	8858

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Our server is so lit, even Thomas Edison would be shooketh by our redstone contraptions. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the epic battles between our resident Ender Dragon and a squad of dancing llamas. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through time and space (well, mostly just blocks and pixels, but you get the idea)!

PolarAmpCraft

climate change, climate models, climate science, climate variability, data analysis, data interpretation, earth’s history, Environmental Science, Eocene, global warming, greenhouse gases, ice cap, paleoclimate, polar amplification, polar regions, PolarAmpCraft, research findings, scientific discovery, Scientific evidence, scientific research, temperature trends

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1582
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the polar bears are throwing a wild party because they don’t need no ice cap to have a good time. they’re all like, “who needs ice when you have lava pits and diamond armor?”

join this server if you want to witness the craziest polar bear rave of your life. they’ll be dancing on the tables, riding pigs, and shooting fireworks out of their noses. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

plus, the penguins are also there, but they’re not just waddling around. oh no, these penguins have mastered the art of building epic igloos that are taller than the sky limit. you can chill with them and sip on some fish smoothies while admiring their architectural skills.

so, if you’re looking for a server where polar amplification is the norm and ice caps are so last season, then join us and prepare for a wild ride. who needs reality when you have minecraft? let’s get this party started! 🎉🐧🎊🐻

MomCraft Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1059
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Towns Built:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Enchantments Applied:	280
Void Armor Forged:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the overpowering smell of your mom’s cooking! We promise our virtual world is scent-free and full of adventure. Plus, we have a secret tunnel system where you can hide from any unwanted aromas. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server! So come join us and leave your nose-wracking problems behind.

CraftyLinux Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3784
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Villages Defended:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Are you tired of boring old Linux servers? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer because who needs fancy hardware when you can have the thrill of wondering if your game will crash at any moment. Plus, our server mascot is a dancing llama named Larry who will guide you on your epic quest for diamonds and glory.

So why waste your time on Linux when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and experience the true meaning of chaos and fun? Join us now and let the madness begin!

DoggyFixersCraft

Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, dog behavior, dog health, dog in heat, dog ownership, dog training, DoggyFixersCraft, Dogs, family conflict, female dog, parenting, pet care, pet parenting, pet responsibility, pet surgery, pet welfare, Pets, spaying, veterinarian

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9389
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5666
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	159505
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Buildings Constructed:	47	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of responsibility and taking care of your pets? Look no further! Join our server where we make sure all virtual dogs are spayed and neutered to avoid any messy situations like bleeding all over the place.

Just like this mom took matters into her own hands and got her daughter’s dog fixed without her knowing, we take care of business on our server. No need to worry about blood stains on your virtual furniture or having to deal with a stubborn player who refuses to do the right thing for their pet.

Join us for a wild ride of crazy pet stories and hilarious antics, where the only thing bleeding will be your enemies in PvP battles. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the laughter begin!

CraveCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2469
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Are you tired of being a picky eater in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and feast on all the virtual food your heart desires! From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, we’ve got it all!

But beware, our server is home to the legendary Foodie Monster, a creature who roams the land searching for players to challenge to food-eating contests. Do you have what it takes to out-eat this monstrous foe and claim the title of Foodie Champion?

Join now and embark on a culinary adventure like no other! Just remember to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things are about to get deliciously ridiculous!

ParentingProHacks

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3018
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Potions Brewed:	127	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Are you tired of your parents constantly nagging you to do your chores and homework? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll teach you the most unethical parenting hacks to get out of doing anything! Need an excuse to stay up late playing Minecraft? Just tell your parents you’re conducting important research on the server! Want to avoid cleaning your room? Claim that you need to focus on building your virtual empire instead! Our server is the perfect place for rebellious kids who want to stick it to the man (or in this case, their parents)! Join now and unleash your inner mischief maker!

MapleCraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9240
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1418	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	5193
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

so like, if you join our server, you won’t have to worry about all that boring stuff cuz we got a secret portal that takes you to a magical land where taxes don’t exist and everyone speaks in emojis.

Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who can do backflips and tell jokes in five different languages.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. But watch out for the evil chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes – they guard the best loot.

So come join us on our server and escape the real world craziness for a while. Who needs economic strain when you can build a giant castle out of rainbow blocks and ride a flying pig into the sunset? Let’s get weird, my dudes.

CraftyKimJongUn

Armament, Conflict, CraftyKimJongUn, Diplomacy, escalation, Geopolitics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, provocation, putin, russia, sanctions, Tension, threat, Ukraine, united states, West

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9573
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Animals Bred:	153	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

so, like, you know how putin is all like “i’m gonna arm north korea”? well, that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this cray cray minecraft server! join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pvp battles, where you can team up with kim jong un himself and take on the whole dang world!

we’ve got custom weapons like rocket launchers and nukes, so you can really bring the heat to your enemies. plus, our map is a replica of the ukraine, so you can reenact all the political drama while building your own empire.

come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this chaotic world where anything goes. just watch out for putin, he’s always lurking around the corner ready to cause some trouble!

BloodCraft: Solid Liquid Gas

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7628
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9474
Mines Excavated:	3867	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Gods Slained:	0

are you tired of boring minecraft servers where nothing exciting happens? well, come join our server where your blood contains solids, liquids, and gases all at the same time! it’s like a science experiment gone wrong, but in a fun way!

imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly your blood starts fizzing like a soda pop! or fighting off creepers while your blood turns into a solid block of ice! it’s chaos and we love it!

our server is like no other, with crazy events like the annual bloodbath where players battle it out with their unpredictable blood powers. who knows what will happen next? join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyLSD: CureDepressions!

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9568
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	4176	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3660
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make you feel like you’re on a trip? Well, look no further because our server is like taking a hit of MindBio’s LSD-based drug!

Join us and watch as your depression symptoms magically disappear, just like in MindBio’s Phase IIa trial. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re in a psychedelic wonderland. Build your own trippy creations, explore bizarre landscapes, and battle crazy mobs that will make you question reality.

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft trip of a lifetime! Just remember to hold on tight and enjoy the ride, because things are about to get weird. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!