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| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 2050 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 287 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4811 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 31 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 29 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a reality TV show!
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last piece of cake. We even have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server – will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server was actually created by aliens who are using it as a social experiment to see how humans interact in a virtual world. Are they being added to placate jews? Who knows, but it sure makes for a spicy storyline!
So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!
