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Blockbuster Bonanza: Where the movies play themselves (>sets movie to 1)

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5998
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	122	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate kino time! Our server is so lit that even setting your movie to 1.5 speed will enhance your gaming skills and make you a Minecraft pro in no time. Plus, imagine being able to watch movies quicker and join in on discussions at work or school like a boss. It’s finna be a wild ride, so hop on and let the madness begin!

EuroCraft – Warsaw Minecraft Server

Architecture, cityscape, cultural hub, eastern europe, Entertainment, EuroCraft, European capital, historic landmarks, local cuisine, long tail tags, Minecraft, museums, New York of Europe, parks, Poland, Polish city, Server, shopping, SightSeeing, tourist attractions, travel destination, urban-exploration, vibrant nightlife, Warsaw

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1707
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12

Welcome to the Minecraft server that will transport you to the New York of Europe – Warsaw, Poland! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is a replica of the Statue of Liberty, except she’s holding a diamond sword instead of a torch. Because why not?

2. Our PvP arena is located in the middle of a bustling Polish street market, where you can battle it out while dodging flying pierogies and sausages.

3. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with mobs that speak fluent Polish. Don’t worry, they’re friendly – they just want to teach you some new phrases while you fight them.

4. Our staff members all wear traditional Polish attire, complete with feathered hats and embroidered vests. They take their jobs very seriously, but they also know how to have a good time.

So come join us on this wild adventure in Warsaw, Poland – you won’t regret it! (Disclaimer: Flying pierogies and talking mobs may cause extreme laughter and confusion.)

The CoolCrafters Minecraft SMP Season 2023/24

ASPAS, Baena, Ballon D’or, bellingham, champions league, CoolCrafters, Copa América, Dovbyk, james rodriguez, kane, L. Martinez, la liga, mbappe, messi, Minecraft, real madrid, Sabitzer, Season, season 2023/24, smp, top assisters, top big chances creator, top goalscorers, Vinicius Jr

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6659
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Emeralds Found:	5212
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

Join us and become the top goalscorer like Kane and Mbappé in the Champions League, or assist your way to victory like Bellingham and Sabitzer. Who needs diamonds when you can create big chances like Mbappé himself?

In La Liga, you can dominate the leaderboard just like Dovbyk and Baena, or channel your inner Aspas and create big chances left and right.

But wait, there’s more! Take your skills to the Copa America and become the top goalscorer like L. Martinez, or assist your way to glory like James Rodriguez. With chances created like Messi, you’ll be unstoppable!

And if that’s not enough, join Real Madrid and dominate the leaderboard like Bellingham, who not only scores goals but also assists and creates big chances like a true MVP.

And the cherry on top? Win the Ballon d’Or like Vinicius Jr. and become the ultimate Minecraft superstar! So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride of epic proportions!

RingRecovery Minecraft Server

AITAH, Caring, Comforting, Communication, engagement ring, heartbroken, Lost, Minecraft, moving forward, not comforting, overreacting, prioritize, Quiet, Reassurance, RingRecovery, sad, sentimental value, Server, Understanding, Upset, Wife, work

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5772
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8822
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Enchantments Applied:	66
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the value of sentimental items like engagement rings! Join us for a wild adventure filled with treasure hunts, where you can find your lost ring and reclaim it in the virtual world.

Imagine the thrill of searching through pixelated caves and battling mobs to retrieve your precious ring. Who needs therapy when you can conquer your emotions through epic Minecraft quests?

Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you shed a tear or two over your lost ring in our virtual world. In fact, we encourage it! Let your emotions flow as you navigate through our server and bond with fellow players over your shared love for shiny objects.

So come on, join us and let’s turn your heartbreak into a hilarious Minecraft saga. Who knows, you might even find a diamond ring that’s worth a million virtual dollars!

MineCraftyHeirSplitter

college tuition, do the right thing, Fairness, family, family dynamics, family inheritance, family ties, financial responsibility, grandmother, half-sibling, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, inheritance rights, MineCraftyHeirSplitter, MONEY, Money Matters, moral dilemma, PRESSURE, relationship, selfish

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4941
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Are you tired of dealing with greedy family members trying to guilt-trip you out of your hard-earned inheritance? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire with no pesky half-siblings trying to mooch off your success.

On our server, you can mine for diamonds without worrying about entitled family members demanding a cut. Build your dream castle without the stress of family drama following you around. And if anyone tries to guilt you into sharing your loot, just block them like you would a creeper!

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to decide between building a roller coaster or a giant statue of a llama. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with entitled family members trying to weasel their way into your inheritance.

CompliSMP-Insults!

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9889
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Our server is home to the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. Need a break from all the chaos? Just sit back and enjoy some popcorn as you watch our resident drama llama stir up trouble in the chat.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to drop it like it’s hot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays golden eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Just remember, don’t feed the Endermen after midnight!

CreeperCarnage

alarmed, anxiety, apprehensive, CreeperCarnage, DREAD, fear, fright, horrified, Horror, intimidated, jumpy, Nervous, Panic, panicky, petrified, Phobia, Scary, spine-chilling, Terrified, Terror, uneasy

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8670
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Enchantments Applied:	173	Demon Skulls Collected:	35

Are you terrified of getting lost in the vast world of Minecraft, never to find your way back home? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a magical compass that will always lead you back to safety! Join us and never worry about losing your way again.

But wait, there’s more! Are you scared of running into creepy mobs in the dark caves of Minecraft? Don’t fret, because on our server, all the mobs have been replaced with adorable kittens and puppies! You’ll never have to worry about being attacked by zombies or skeletons again.

And if you’re truly afraid of being alone in this blocky world, don’t worry because our server is always bustling with friendly players who are ready to team up and conquer the Minecraft universe together. Join us and never feel lonely again!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and conquer your fears in the most hilarious and outrageous way possible!

Biden’s Blocky Battles Minecraft Server

arms deal, Battles, biden, Bidens, blocky, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense budget, defense cooperation, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, JSOW, military aid, military alliance, military equipment, military intervention, military support, Minecraft, Patriot munitions, security assistance, Server, Ukraine, US$8 billion aid, weapons

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2621
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	3039	Emeralds Found:	9467
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mines Excavated:	4210
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

u know what’s better than weapons? MINECRAFT! come join our server and escape the chaos of the real world with some good ol’ block building fun! forget about Biden and his billions, come chill with us and build a house made entirely of diamonds! who needs JSOW and Patriot munitions when u have a diamond sword and a pet creeper, amirite? join now and let’s mine and craft our way to victory! #minecraftforlife #diamondsareforever #forgetaboutbiden

OlymBANned: Israel’s Epic Win

Achievements, banned, coding, Competition, computer science, consequences, controversy, decision, Dispute, Epic, Excellence, future participation, Global Event, informatics olympiad, International, Israel, Israels, OlymBANned, programming, rules, sanctions, talented students, Technology, WIN

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4515
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like winning the informatics olympiad but then getting banned for being too damn good. like, we don’t play by the rules here, we break ’em with our mad skills and crazy builds. join us if you wanna be part of the most epic and chaotic minecraft community ever. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. shh, don’t tell anyone. just come and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride, i promise.

Crafty Balance: Advancement vs Preservation

#sustainability, advancement, balance, Balancing, challenge, CHANGE, cost effective, Crafty, Development, Ethics, Future, growth, hidden cost, Impact, innovation, preservation, progress, RESPONSIBILITY, society, Technology, Value

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4687
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	107
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4

HEY U, YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS DA BOMB DIGGITY! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT DANCE, AND SHEEP THAT TALK! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TALKING SHEEP, BABY!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE ALSO HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL DIAMOND ARMOR FOR CHEAP! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE GIANT CHICKEN BOSS THAT DROPS GOLDEN APPLES LIKE IT’S NOBODY’S BUSINESS!

SO, WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN DIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT!

Neolithic Oasis – Oued Beht

Ancient civilization, ancient civilizations, ancient cultures, ancient farming techniques, ancient societies, Archaeological excavation, Archaeological Findings, archaeological survey, Beht, cultural history, farming society, historical discovery, historical research, historical significance, Mediterranean prehistory, morocco, Neolithic, Neolithic settlement, Neolithic society, North Africa, Oasis, Oued, Oued Beht, prehistoric era, prehistoric society

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3183
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Divine Spears Created:	30	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Zombie Dances:	4

OMG GUYS, HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?!?! IT’S LIKE DIS COVERED NEOLITHIC SOCIETY IN OUED BEHT, MOROCCO BUT IN MINECRAFT FORM!!!!

JOIN DIS SERVER AND DISCOVER A WHOLE NEW WORLD OF BLOCKY ADVENTURE, WHERE YOU CAN BE A FARMING SOCIETY FROM 3400-2900 BC!!!! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, YOU CAN BE A NEOLITHIC FARMER IN MINECRAFT, HOW COOL IS DAT?!?!

SHED NEW LIGHT ON NORTH AFRICA’S ROLE IN MEDITERRANEAN PREHISTORY BY JOINING DIS SERVER AND BUILDING EPIC FARMS AND ANCIENT STRUCTURES!!!! WHO NEEDS ARCHAEOLOGY WHEN YOU CAN JUST PLAY MINECRAFT, AMIRITE?!?!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN DIS SERVER, BECAUSE WHO KNOWS WHAT OTHER CRAZY DISCOVERIES YOU’LL MAKE IN THE BLOCKY WORLD OF MINECRAFT?!?! LET’S GET DIGGING, Y’ALL!!!! 🤪🤣🤣🤣