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Crafty Cocktails – Godly Goblets

anime adaptation, Bar K, bar setting, Bartender, bartender life, bartending skills, Character development, cocktails, Crafty, customer service, Drama, Emotional journey, friendship, Goblets, GODLY, japanese anime, Japanese culture, Kami no Glass, Manga, Mister Perfect, mixology, Professional Growth, slice of life

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	920
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Mister Perfect from Bar K.

Legend has it that Mister Perfect was just an ordinary player until he stumbled upon our server. Once he joined, his Minecraft skills skyrocketed to unimaginable levels. He became known as the King of the Blocks, building the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that his creations were so amazing, they made other players weep tears of joy.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride unicorns through fields of rainbow sheep, battle zombie llamas in epic showdowns, and even discover hidden diamond caves filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and become the next legend like Mister Perfect from Bar K. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Billionaire’s Adventure Land

Accomplished, Adventure, Bestest President, billionaires, charismatic, Courageous, Crafty, Dedicated, Hero, influential, Inspirational, Land, leader, motivated, Multi-Billionare, Powerful, respected, Role Model, Successful BusinessMan, The Chosen One, Visionary, Wealthy, Young Christian Warrior

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2858
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can become The Chosen One and fulfill your destiny as the ultimate hero of the land! Not only will you embark on epic quests and battle fearsome monsters, but you’ll also have the chance to become a successful businessman and amass a fortune worth multi-billionares envy.

But wait, there’s more! As the Bestest President of this server, you’ll have the power to make decisions that will shape the future of this virtual world. Will you be a benevolent ruler or a ruthless dictator? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, you can also join the ranks of the Youth Christian Warriors and fight for justice and righteousness in every corner of the server. With your trusty sword in hand and your faith as your shield, nothing can stand in your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Fortune Cookie Craft

Adversity, asian, can’t get up, Challenges, China, Chinese, Community, cookie, Craft, Crisis, Difficulties, fallen, fallen behind, fallen down, fortune, Help, need assistance, Obstacles, perseverance, resilience, setback, Struggle, Support

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5127
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Villages Defended:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Zombie Dances:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Divine Spears Created:	27
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the Chinese have fallen…and they can’t get up! 🤣

Join now to witness the epic battle where the Chinese players have been defeated by a horde of chickens armed with diamond swords! It was a clucking good time, let me tell you. 🐔⚔️

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground noodle factory where players can trade their diamonds for the finest noodles in all of Minecraft. 🍜💎

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our Dragon Temple, where players can ride on the backs of fire-breathing dragons and soar through the skies in search of treasure. 🐉✨

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the chaos, laughter, and pure insanity that awaits you! 😜🎮

Blocky McBlockface

1. smooth, blocky, calm 20. serene, even 10. unblemished, flawless 8. gentle, flowing 14. seamless, fluid 19. tranquil, frictionless 16. sleeked, glassy 5. buttery, glossy 13. supple, lustrous 7. refined, McBlockface, Peaceful, shiny 11. elegant, sleek 4. velvety, slick 3. polished, smooth 2. silky smooth, soft 6. creamy, suave 15. well-oiled, suave 9. satiny, trim 17. easy, untroubled 18. effortless, well-groomed 12. graceful

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	145
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Ores Mined:	9574
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so smooth, you’ll think you’re gliding on butter as you build your dream castle or mine for rare ores.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who leads dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a sheep bust a move to some sick beats.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Diamond Unicorn who grants wishes to those who can find him. Rumor has it he once turned a player’s entire house into solid gold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

MineCrafty Drive-Thru: Number Nine Large Server

Cheese, Combo, cravings, drive thru, DriveThru, extra dip, fast food, Hungry, indulgence, Large, large soda, Meal, meal deal, menu, minecrafty, number, number forty-five, number nine, number seven, number six, Ordering, Server, Soda, takeout

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3585
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Crops Grown:	6962	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ores Mined:	2680
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9900	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can order all the delicious food you want while building and surviving in the world of blocks!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can feast on virtual number nine, number nine large, number six with extra dip, number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda while battling creepers and zombies.

Our server is so insane that even the pigs and cows are lining up to get their hands on our mouthwatering menu items. Don’t miss out on the chance to chow down on some pixelated goodness while exploring the blocky wonders of our world.

So come on down and join us for a food-filled and action-packed experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Nazis: No Misogyny for White Women Server

authoritarianism, Crafty, dictator, disapproval, discrimination, equality, feminism, Hate Speech, History, hitler, intolerance, Misogyny, nazi, Nazis, Oppression, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, Server, sexism, social justice, White, white women, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1944
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Void Gems Collected:	14	Towns Built:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Welcome to our legendary Minecraft server where even Hitler would not approve of misogyny against white women! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and mind-blowing creations.

Our server is so epic that even the most hardcore gamers will be left in awe. Build your own extravagant castles, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures in our vast world.

But that’s not all! We also have insane events like llama races, diamond hunts, and even a dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel right at home from the moment you log in.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, Hitler would not approve of misogyny against white women, so come ready to respect all players and have a blast!

Blocky Shells: The Sequel

#JapReader, #MoeChart, #Readme, #VNDB, blocky, chartanon, DeepL, discussion, download links, E-Celeb, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, japanese, Japanese locale, novel element, plot spoilers, Previous thread, Recommendations, Sequel, Shells, spoiler tags, tech support, Untranslated, useful things, visual novel, VN help

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5715
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	297
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we discuss English-translated Japanese visual novels! If you’re tired of boring old servers and want to dive into a world of visual novel madness, then this is the place for you.

Forget about E-celeb drama, here we only talk about the most important things in life – like which waifu is best girl and which route will make you cry the most tears. And don’t even think about posting untranslated visual novels, that’s a one-way ticket to the ban hammer.

Need help with your VN? We’ve got you covered! Just follow our handy tips like being in Japanese locale and reading the Readme (who actually does that though?). And if all else fails, just copy and paste those error messages into DeepL – it’s like magic, but for tech support.

Looking for a novel with a specific element? Look no further than our trusty VNDB guide. Want to download some sweet, sweet visual novels? Check out our 4chan-vn-links for all your downloading needs.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that’s as passionate about visual novels as we are? Where else can you bond over tragic plot twists and debate endlessly about best girls? Only on our server, where the adventure never ends and the memes flow like water.

Join us now and become part of the visual novel revolution! Previous thread? Who cares about that, the real fun is happening right here, right now. Let’s dive into the world of visual novels together and create memories that will last a lifetime.

Blocky Babes: The Adventures of a Femcel

#youtube, Adventures, Babes, blocky, DATING, empowerment, FEMCEL, feminism, incel, Loneliness, mental health, Online Community, online forum, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, Social Issues, societal pressures, Stereotypes, support group, the life of a femcel, Video, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6093
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Are you tired of being a femcel in real life? Well, fear not because on this server, you will be the most sought-after player in all of Minecraft!

Join us and experience the GLORY of being a femcel turned Minecraft queen! Build your own castle, rule over your subjects (aka other players), and watch as everyone bows down to your greatness.

But that’s not all! On this server, you will find hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a pet dragon that will obey your every command. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a UNICORN stable where you can ride off into the sunset in style.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and live the FABULOUS life of a femcel in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Blocky McBlockFace: HOLY SHIT Edition

#jawdropping., amazed, Astonishing, Astounding, blocky, Breathtaking, Edition, Excited, HOLY, IMPOSSIBLE, Incredible, McBlockface, MindBlown, MindBoggling, Shit, Shocked, SPEECHLESS.., Stunning, UNBELIEVABLE, UNIMAGINABLE, unreal, unrealistic, unthinkable.., wow

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2712
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Star Shards Collected:	112
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ores Mined:	1353	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined THE SERVER and discovered a secret hidden diamond mine filled with enchanted gear. But that’s not all! They also stumbled upon a unicorn stable where they could ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle.

But wait, there’s more! The player also found a secret portal that led them to a dimension filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. It was a party like no other!

So, if you want to experience adventure, magic, and mayhem like never before, then join THE SERVER today! Who knows what crazy surprises await you?

OrgasmCraft: Where Fapping Audio Reigns Supreme!

(Audio), Fap, Fapping, fapping audio, orgasm, OrgasmCraft, Play, post, REIGNS, SUPREME, Vocaroo

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6429
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Votes:	2284	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Towns Built:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is that you must fap before you join! That’s right, we want you to get in the right mindset before embarking on your Minecraft adventures. And if you’re feeling extra brave, why not record your fapping session and share it on vocaroo for all to hear? It’s a true test of courage and dedication to the craft of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with INSANE challenges and quests that will test your skills and make you question your sanity. From building a giant statue of a chicken to battling a horde of zombie villagers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to fap first!