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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 940 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Buildings Constructed: | 47 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 14 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
But that’s not all! Our server is run by a team of elite llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. Need a castle built in record time? No problem, our llama builders have got you covered. And when it comes to PvP, our llama warriors are unbeatable – they spit so much fire, they make the Nether look like a kiddie pool.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and be part of the wildest, wackiest Minecraft community out there? Thank Biden you old fuck, and get ready for the ride of your virtual life!