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Sky Trails Minecraft Server

SKY, News, Trails in the Sky the First, Sky the 1st, ps4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or surprises? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been waiting for!

Join our server and be the first to explore the brand new Sky the 1st world, filled with magical creatures and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you sell enough diamonds in the game, the other remakes will happen faster – talk about power of persuasion!

But wait, there’s more! We have a 50/50 chance of getting an English dub for the game, so you can finally understand what those pesky villagers are saying. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’re even discussing some sort of delay just to keep things interesting.

Get ready for a Day 1 English release like you’ve never seen before, available on PS4, PS5, and Switch at first. But don’t worry, Switch 2 and PC players can join in on the fun a year later. Stay tuned for more exciting news at our December shareholder meeting – it’s going to be a blast!

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Minecraft SMP – /uma/ – Uma Musume General #643

general, Minecraft, Resources, 3.5th anniversary, support rate up

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should:

1. We have a secret pool of enchanted cards that give you superpowers in-game. Want to fly like an Ender Dragon? Just pick the right card and you’re good to go!

2. Our server hosts epic food festivals where you can chow down on virtual steak and cake until your heart’s content. Who needs real food when you have pixelated goodies?

3. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances on our server, handing out diamond armor like it’s candy. Who wouldn’t want to rub elbows with the creator of Minecraft?

4. We have a hidden underground city filled with rare loot and treasure chests galore. Only the bravest adventurers dare to explore its depths!

5. Our server is protected by a magical barrier that keeps out all griefers and trolls. Say goodbye to pesky players ruining your builds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

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UmaCraft Minecraft Server #630

Dream Journey, Training Scenario, Swimsuit Gold Ship, UmaCraft, JIMS

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a race between Legend Race and Swimsuit Gold Ship? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a Tachyon’s Factor Research experiment. Join now for a chance to win a free rainbow crystal voucher – because who doesn’t love shiny things in Minecraft, amirite?

Our server is so lit, it’s like a LoH Sprint in the middle of summer – hot, fast, and full of surprises. And just like Uma Musume, we’ve got new reveals dropping all the time. You never know what crazy adventure awaits you in our server!

Plus, with free 10x SSR Support Rolls and a training scenario called “Harvest! Full Stomach! Great Food Festival,” you’ll never run out of fun things to do. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Dream Journey Buena Vista of our server!

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Obscure Anime Minecraft Server: Where Every Block is a New Adventure!

digital access, casual reader, Server, Obscure, harm to anime

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server experience? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the chaos just like the manga industry! Just like how obscure porn will never get an English release, we have all the crazy and unique features you won’t find anywhere else.

Join our server and escape the mainstream like those indie manga artists breaking into the scene! No normies allowed here, only true manga enthusiasts who appreciate the flexibility and creativity that comes with self-publishing.

Tired of popular series getting ruined by annoying foreign fans? Fear not, on our server, your favorite things will never be tainted by mainstream popularity. Embrace the indie scene and discover hidden gems that will never be censored to appeal to overseas markets.

So if you want a truly unique and off-the-wall Minecraft experience, join our server where Western sensibilities and Chinese censorship have no power. Let your creativity run wild and explore a world where anything is possible – just like in the world of manga!

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NoSmokeNoFunCraft

NoSmokeNoFunCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s lit AF? Well, look no further! Our server is so fire, even the smoke alarms can’t handle it! Join us for some smokin’ hot gameplay and crazy adventures.

We promise a smoking good time, just like when your partner sets off the smoke alarms in your dad’s house. But don’t worry, on our server, the only thing that’ll be lit is the fun!

So come on over and join us for a blaze of a time. Just make sure to keep the smoke alarms off, unless you want to start a fight with the admins!

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PizzaRuinerMC SMP

bad sauce, burnt crust, soggy crust, delivery mishaps, undercooked

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret pizza cult hidden deep within our world where players must sacrifice their least favorite toppings to the Pizza God in order to gain special powers. But beware, if you ruin a pizza in-game, the Pizza God will curse you with never-ending pineapple toppings on all your future pizzas! It’s a cheesy adventure like no other, so come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the world of pizza madness!

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MineCraftFiredFast – “Gone in 60 Seconds”

HR, quick dismissal, dismissal, probation period., MineCraftFiredFast

Have you ever seen someone get fired faster than a creeper blowing up in your face? Well, on our Minecraft server, we hold the record for the fastest firing ever! One guy thought he could build a house out of dirt blocks and call it a mansion – needless to say, he was out of here quicker than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Join our server for a chance to witness some epic fails and maybe even set a new record for the fastest firing!

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CannabisCraft Minecraft Server

cannabis industry, traditional crops, sustainable practices, North Africa, Server

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where you can grow your own virtual cannabis farm like those farmers in Morocco! Get those virtual green thumbs ready, cuz in 2024, we’re giving out authorization for all players to cultivate their own cannabis crops.

Join our server and become the ultimate weed farmer, trading your crops with other players for virtual riches. Who needs diamonds when you can have a field full of sticky icky buds, amirite?

So come on down to our server and get ready to blaze it up in Minecraft like never before. It’s gonna be lit, literally. Join now and let’s get farming, baby! 🌿🔥 #420minecraftdreams

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UkrainianAirHobble

international relations, military technology, defense systems, eastern europe, War

so, like, you know how russia is all big and bad and stuff? well, on this server, ukraine is like the ultimate troll and is totally owning russia’s air defenses. it’s like watching a cat play with a mouse, but in minecraft. join this server to witness the epic battle between ukraine and russia, and maybe even join in on the fun! who knew minecraft could be so intense and political? come join the chaos and see who comes out on top in this crazy virtual world!

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BeeScentsGoneWild

Biodiversity, populations, BEES, insect behavior, chemical communication

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ IT’S SO HOT (+40º) THAT EVEN THE BEES CAN’T SMELL THE FLOWERS ANYMORE! THEY’RE TOO BUSY SWEATING AND FORGETTING HOW TO TALK TO PLANTS! COME HELP SAVE THE BEES AND STOP THIS CRAZY HEATWAVE MADNESS! PLAY NOW BEFORE THE FLOWERS START TALKING BACK TO US!

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