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Xcraft: Math vs English

alphabet, Analysis, Communication, comparison, education, English, English language, Frequency, grammar, Language, letter x, Letters, linguistics, Math, Mathematics, symbols, Usage, vocabulary, Writing, XCraft

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	963
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Void Gems Collected:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

haha join dis epic minecraft server where the letter ‘x’ is like da king or sumthin. we got x-treme builds and x-citing adventures waiting for u.

rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will become besties with da letter ‘x’ and it will teach u all its x-tra special powers. u will be able to x-plore new worlds and x-terminate all da creepers with just one x-ceptional blow.

come join us and be part of da x-treme fun. who needs english when u got math and minecraft, amirite? xoxo lolz.

CraftyClean Co.

apartment, app services, Appliances, building, Complaints, CraftyClean, DoorDash, dryers, English language, family, Friends, income, Instacart, LANDLORD, laundromat, laundry service, lease agreement, livelihood, neighbors, tenants, washers

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4562
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8286	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the washers and dryers are always in use – but not by pesky neighbors trying to make a quick buck! No, here we have a mysterious laundry queen who has turned our humble laundry room into a bustling business empire. Who needs diamonds when you can have freshly laundered clothes at the click of a button?

Join our server and witness the epic saga of the Laundry Lady, a non-English speaking entrepreneur who has taken the Minecraft world by storm with her laundry delivery service. Will she expand her empire to other virtual realms? Will she face off against the evil landlord who dares to question her methods? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server.

So come on down and experience the thrill of doing laundry in Minecraft like never before. Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have dirty socks and fabric softener? Join now and be a part of the most bizarre and hilarious server you’ll ever encounter. And remember, don’t be a Karen – embrace the chaos and let the laundry madness begin!

Am I Not Crafting? LOL

Communication, confusion, Crafting, English, English language, Explanation, grammar, grammar question, grammar rules, Language, language confusion, language rules, language structure, linguistics, lol, question.., rules, semantics, structure, Syntax, syntax rules

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3134
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Star Shards Collected:	296
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Welcome to our magical Minecraft server where even our grammar rules are twisted like a witch’s spell! Have you ever wondered why it’s “aren’t I?” and not “am I not”? Well, on our server, we embrace the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft with quirky language rules that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughter.

Come join us for a spellbinding adventure where the only thing crazier than our grammar is the insane stories we come up with to explain it. Who knows, you might even discover the secret language of witches hidden within the blocks and pixels of our server!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself asking, “am I not entertained?”

Schizo Craft

Alliance, Anarchy, Battles, Chaos, Conquer, Exploration, Forge, free, freedom, Griefing, Immersive, Minecraft, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Raw, schizo craft, semi anarchy, Server, Survival, teamwork, Thrive

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7450
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6012	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Potions Brewed:	97	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Crops Grown:	5653
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Welcome to our Semi-Anarchy Minecraft Survival Server! Embrace a truly free and raw survival experience with minimal plugins, where the world is your playground. No fancy commands, just pure Minecraft survival with the freedom to build, explore, and conquer. PvP is always on, so watch your back—griefing is allowed, but so is teamwork. With no rules to hold you back, forge your own path in this ever-changing world. Whether you’re looking to thrive alone, form alliances, or engage in epic battles, our server offers an immersive survival environment where anything can happen. Join now and survive the chaos!

mc.schizocraft.site

Thalassa Server

1.19, Anarchy, Bans, Biomes, End.., Exploration, Incendium, Minecraft, Mods, Nether, new, Nullscape, Performance, Plugins, rules, Server, Stability, Stardust Labs, Terralith, Thalassa, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5170
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	Theserverwont.work
Essential Info	Thalassa anarchy server Runs in 1.19 (No chat reporting/best overall mod compatibility) Essential plugins only (Anti lag/Chat mechanics) etc. Server/world are still somewhat brand new No Bans, No rules, ever. Do as you will. Altered vanilla world generation (Server runs Terralith with world gen data pack) No downloads required to join or play the server EVER Running in 1.19 (was chosen for maximum compatibility with client side mods)
More Detailed Description	Thalassa is a newer anarchy server built by long time anarchy player Blu217 (Blu218) purely designed with the idea of keeping vanilla anarchy minecraft versatile, reliable, and engaging. The server is made with very basic plugins for the best performance and stability while also offering new world generation as an experiment to break the monotony of exploring a regular vanilla minecraft world. The server runs the popular world gen datapacks: Terralith, Incendium, and Nullscape all made by stardust labs, which offers 100’s of new biomes, builds, and places of interest all within the three dimensions of the vanilla game. (Overworld, End, Nether)

More info about these world generation datapacks can be found here.

All that I ask of new players is: Do not break real world laws. Do not intentionally try to lag the server. And please, do give it a try. I think you will find this server has something for everyone.

Thanks for your time, Hope you come check it out. Blu218.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no bans or rules. Players are free to do as they will.
Is there any chat reporting system?	No, there is no chat reporting system in place.
What version does the server run on?	The server runs on Minecraft version 1.19 for maximum compatibility with client-side mods.
Are there any required downloads to join the server?	No, there are no downloads required to join or play on the server.

Lost Odyssey Realms 1.21.2

1.21.2, adorable, ANONYMOUS, anonymous post, anonymous user, charming, cute, cute artwork, cute character, Cute drawing, Cute Illustration, Cute image, cute post, delightful, Enchanting, Heartwarming, Kawaii, Lost, Lovely, No. 93697180, odyssey, Realms, SWEET, Wholesome

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8129
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Potions Brewed:	88

Hey you! Yeah, you! Do you like cute stuff? Do you like building cute things in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our server and experience a world filled with adorable animals, colorful flowers, and the cutest pixel art you’ve ever seen!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has the fluffiest clouds, the most kawaii villages, and even a secret garden filled with magical creatures!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner cuteness on our server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCopsVsAuntKaren

aunt, Burglary, calling the police, Communication, confusion, CraftyCopsVsAuntKaren, family, family dynamics, fear, holiday, Innocence, misunderstanding, overreaction, Panic, police questioning, Protection, Safety, spain

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	945
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	New Chunks Explored:	976238
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t give you the adrenaline rush you need? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate thrill ride!

Join our server for heart-pounding adventures that will have you hiding in a virtual wardrobe with a butter knife and deodorant, ready to defend yourself against imaginary robbers! Just like the time when I (13 f) thought I was facing a real-life burglary in Spain, but it turned out to be my aunt doing the dishes! Talk about a plot twist!

But that’s not all! Our server is so intense, the police might even get involved (just like they did with my aunt)! So come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

KindStrangerMC SMP

act of kindness, compassion, Generosity, good samaritan, goodwill, Grateful, heartening, Heartwarming, Humanity, KindStrangerMC, Pay it forward, positive vibes, random acts of kindness, selfless, smp, spreading kindness, stranger, Surprising, touching, unexpected, Uplifting

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2909
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Animals Bred:	93

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a magical land where unicorns fart rainbows and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up! One time, I was building a giant statue of a potato and this random player came up to me and gave me a stack of diamond blocks just because they thought my potato statue was epic! Like, who does that?! And then another time, I was lost in the Nether and this stranger built a whole roller coaster to guide me back to safety, it was wild! So if you wanna experience the most unexpected acts of kindness from complete strangers while building epic potato statues, you gotta join this server ASAP! Trust me, it’s lit AF!

CraftyTrump’sGOPCritique

bipartisan perspective, CraftyTrumpsGOPCritique, Democrat, donald trump, hypothetical scenarios, party loyalty, political affiliations, political analysis, political beliefs, political bias, political commentary, political comparisons, Political Criticism, Political debate, political discourse, political opinions, political party dynamics, political rhetoric, political viewpoints, republicans

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4593
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Imagine a world where Donald Trump is a Democrat… oh wait, you don’t have to imagine because on our Minecraft server, anything is possible! Join us and witness the chaos as Trump builds walls to keep out the creepers and tries to negotiate trade deals with the villagers. Will he still have his signature combover? Will he tweet in ALL CAPS about his latest mining adventures? Only one way to find out – join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs politics when you have Minecraft?

TrudeauCraft2023

#announcement, Canadian government, Canadian Leader, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, decision, Federal Election, future plans, justin trudeau, leadership, Legacy, Liberal party, mp, not running, political career, political news, prime minister, re-election, Retirement, stepping down, TrudeauCraft2023

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6873
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

so like, justin trudeau is like, peace out y’all, i’m not gonna be a mp anymore. but like, who cares about that when you can join this minecraft server that is like, the bomb diggity.

we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. if you join, you might even get a chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super secret.

so forget about justin trudeau, come join our server and have the time of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Venom Block AI

AI-designed proteins, antidote, Artificial Intelligence, biotechnology, BLOCK, Breakthrough, Counter, Healthcare, innovation, Lethal, life saving, Medical research, new, pharmaceuticals, protein engineering, Science, snake venom, Snakebite, Technology, toxin neutralization, VENOM, venomous snakes

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3519
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	5061
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND U CAN FIGHT LETHAL SNAKES WITH NEW AI-DESIGNED PROTEINS!!! U CAN BE A SNAKE WHISPERER AND TAME THEM AS UR PETS!!! WE HAVE SNAKE PIT PARTIES EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT!!! ALSO, OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE IN THE SHAPE OF A GIANT SNAKE!!! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SURVIVE THE SNAKE APOCALYPSE!!! #SNAKEQUEEN #PROTEINPOWER #DIAMONDSNAKE

Universe Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	227
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3689	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Welcome to Universe SMP, a colorful and fun Minecraft server! Here, we provide a variety of exciting game modes designed to suit the needs of all types of players, whether you are a survivor or a builder.

Our server supports Cross Play, allowing Java and Bedrock/Pocket Edition players to enjoy the game together without any barriers. We also have regular weekly Events and Challenges, a Friendly Community, and Custom Plugins to enhance your gaming experience with unique features and enhancements.

Universe SMP is a Minecraft Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server that offers a variety of interesting features for all players, both those who like the challenge of survival and those who like to be creative in building. This server is not only a place to play, but also a means to build new communities and learn new skills.

play.universesmp.xyz:25576

Apex Forge

24/7, ApexForge, building, Community, Crafting, Discord, Environment, Exploring, Features, Friendly, Friends, Fun, Memories, Minecraft, new, Play, Safe, Server, Small, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3676
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Runes Activated:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Votes:	3541	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Hey, thanks for checking out ApexForge!

ApexForge is a new, small Minecraft server crafted to provide a safe, fun, and friendly environment for players of all ages. Whether you’re building, exploring, or just hanging out, ApexForge is the perfect place to make friends and create lasting memories. Join us and be part of our growing community!

The server is up 24/7/365, come play any time!

I have a decent portion of the server already set up and play ready, however, I do plan to incorporate more features in the future.

Join us on Discord!

apexforge.org