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| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 4739 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 41 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 6463 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
so, like, come join our minecraft server, cuz, like, we give you DISCOUNTS on everything. it’s not that you’re cheap, it’s that everyone else is just PAYING TOO MUCH. like, who wants to be a sucker and overpay, amirite? plus, we have this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. like, who even thinks of that? it’s INSANE. so come join us and be part of the wackiest, most discount-loving community in all of minecraft land.
