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NoKidsAllowedCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than watching Tyrone eat dry noodles? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Our server is so fun, even Tyrone would put down his noodles to join in on the action. With epic builds, challenging quests, and a community that’s more welcoming than a grandma’s hug, you’ll never want to log off.

Plus, we promise not to nickname you “dry noodle” or make walrus sounds whenever you log in. We’re all about spreading positivity and having a blast together.

So come on, leave the drama behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be biting into is some juicy fun. Join our Minecraft server today and let the good times roll!

PixelatedPerspectiveFlip

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and experience the “flip of a switch” moment that will permanently change your Minecraft life! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a mysterious lever appears out of nowhere. Curiosity gets the best of you and you decide to pull it. And just like that, your entire world is turned upside down (literally, we have a gravity-defying dimension)!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane quests, wacky NPCs, and even a secret underground society of talking chickens. Yes, you read that right. Talking chickens. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

PeakPurgeCraft

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Yo, come join our server where we got the craziest mountain climbing adventure EVER! We found bodies of fallen climbers in the ‘death zone’ and now you can explore it in Minecraft! Climb to the top of Everest and see if you can survive the treacherous terrain and crazy weather conditions. But watch out for the ghost of climbers past haunting the mountain! Join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and bragging rights for surviving the deadliest mountain in the world!

SkyHighCraft

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join our epic minecraft server where you can be the king of the world, literally. build your own castle in the sky and rain down diamonds on all the peasants below. watch out for flying pigs and unicorns, they might steal your loot but they sure make the server more interesting. plus, the lava is actually chocolate and the zombies drop pizza slices instead of rotten flesh. come join the madness and be the ultimate ruler of this wacky world!

BrainFreezeCraft

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Yo, u gotta join dis server, cuz we got lava everywhere and it’s gonna mess with ur brain, bro! Scientific research says dat when u play in high temperatures, u gonna feel all angry and stressed out, but dat’s what makes dis server so lit! U gonna be on edge all da time, ready to battle and conquer like a true warrior!

So come on, join us and let’s see if u can handle da heat and still come out on top! Who needs positive emotions like joy and happiness when u can have adrenaline-pumping, rage-inducing action all day long? Let’s get crazy and see who can survive da heat on our insane Minecraft server!

NetherMP

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Welcome, we are inviting you to have a very thrilling and fun adventure with us on our server at NetherMP. We offer many things below and have a active and growing community!

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MuxMC

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MuxMC IP: Kingdomserver.nl

Welcome to our Minecraft Kingdom server, the place for the ultimate gaming experience on version 1.20.4.

Why choose our Minecraft Kingdom server? • No whitelist: Anyone can join immediately. • Create your own kingdom: Easy with /k create • Version 1.20.4: Play on one of the latest versions of Minecraft. • Own plugin: Full control and regular updates for an optimal gaming experience.

Be part of a thriving community and discover why we offer the best Minecraft Kingdom server. Join today and start your adventure!

Kingdomserver.nl

Reunited and it feels so good – now with extra vanilla flavor! 1.21 update just hit!

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Minecraft Server Overview

IP	reunionsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc

Origins: This server is sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. It happened to be shut down right before the very anticipated server update to 1.20 leading to the creation of this server. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a Youtuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.

Features:

Community Decided Features
Simple Voice Chat Proximity Chat
A Robust Claim System
Homes
Paid Cosmetics
Graves
Discord Connectivity
Some Vanilla Tweaks
A Player Economy

Market: The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one time sales.

Ranks: We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.

Roles:

Owner – Go_ing

Moderator – Nix_Quinn_Dem, Brackern, MadDoesThings

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server without Discord? A: Yes, you can join the server without Discord, but we highly recommend joining our Discord for announcements and community events.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building in the server? A: We have a claim system in place to prevent griefing, so make sure to claim your land before building to protect your creations.

Q: How can I earn money on the server? A: You can earn money by selling diamonds at the market or participating in the player economy by trading with other players.

Q: Are there any banned items or mods on the server? A: We have a list of banned items and mods to ensure fair gameplay and server stability. Make sure to check our rules for more information.

Q: Can I donate to support the server? A: Yes, you can donate through our webstore to help cover server costs and receive cosmetic benefits in return.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our snowbunny edition Minecraft server, where the snow is always fluffy and the bunnies are always hopping! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our snow is actually made of cotton candy. That’s right, you can literally eat the snow while building your epic snow fort. Just watch out for the sugar rush!

2. Our bunnies are trained in the ancient art of karate. They will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you. Plus, they look adorable in their little black belts.

3. We have a secret underground hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and crafting. Just be careful not to disturb the lava monsters that also like to soak in the hot springs.

4. Our server is home to the legendary Yeti King, who will challenge you to epic snowball fights for a chance to win rare treasures. Just be warned, he’s a sore loser and might throw a tantrum if you beat him.

So what are you waiting for? Join our snowbunny edition Minecraft server today and experience a winter wonderland like no other!

BagCraft SMP – BlueArchiveGen5932

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server for a chance to battle against the legendary Perorodzilla in Total Assault! Who wouldn’t want to take down a giant lizard in a field with special armor? And don’t even get us started on the 3x Bounties/Lessons/Scrimmages – it’s like a never-ending battle royale of epic proportions!

But wait, there’s more! How about joining the 100-Free Recruitment Event where you can recruit the most bizarre characters like Hoshino (Combat) and Shiroko (Terror)? Trust us, you won’t find these characters on any other server – they’re as unique as they come!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of blocky creatures plotting world domination – the possibilities are endless!

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Potions Brewed:	130	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Emeralds Found:	3116
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	348	Buildings Constructed:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Star Shards Collected:	254	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

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NoKidsAllowedCraft

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PixelatedPerspectiveFlip

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PeakPurgeCraft

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SkyHighCraft

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BrainFreezeCraft

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NetherMP

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MuxMC

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Reunited and it feels so good – now with extra vanilla flavor! 1.21 update just hit!

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Minecraft Server Overview

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BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

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BagCraft SMP – BlueArchiveGen5932

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Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Villages Defended:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dimension Hops:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	348
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1058
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Zombie Dances:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Dimension Hops:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3