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CanonCraft Minecraft Server

answer arcs, Beato, bernkastel, canon, CanonCraft, culprit, hallucinating, Hanyuu, higurashi, Interpretations, Kinzo, meta world, Minecraft, misled, Mystery, Natsuhi, red truth, říká, Rosa Ushiromiya, Ryukishi07, sanity, Sayo Yasuda rule, Server, trans killer, Truth, Tulpa, umineko

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3764
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8074	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Secret Passages Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about storytelling? Look no further! Join our server where Ryukishi07’s answer arcs are just the tip of the iceberg.

In our world, Rika is losing her sanity and hallucinating her tulpa as a tangible being. Hanyuu? Oh, she’s just a figment of everyone’s imagination, never actually meant to be seen. The rules of the meta world are as twisted as a pretzel, with culprits that are never formally introduced and truths that shift like sand in the wind.

But wait, there’s more! In Umineko, the truth is whatever the majority believes. Beato as the trans killer? You fell for Bernkastel’s mind games, my friend. The red truth is as malleable as Play-Doh, and Sayo Yasuda rule? Ha! Don’t make us laugh.

Join us on this wild ride where the culprit’s identity is still up in the air, but we’re pretty sure it was Rosa Ushiromiya. Ryukishi is a master of deception, and you’ll be led astray at every turn. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown!

Hafu Movie Star Minecraft SMP

biracial, Casting, cultural diversity, Diversity, ethnic backgrounds, film industry, hafu, hafu characters, Identity, inclusion, Japanese culture, mainstream media, marginalized communities, Minecraft, Minority representation, mixed race, Movie, movies, Multiculturalism, representation, smp, star, Stereotypes, underrepresented

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5402
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no hafu representation? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! We have hafu characters galore, running around and causing chaos in the most hilarious ways possible. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and plenty of hafu shenanigans. Who needs boring old movies when you can be a part of the action in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP? Join now and see what all the hype is about!

The Redstone Republic Minecraft Server

CONSERVATIVE, everywhere, forum, Minecraft, Porn ads, Redstone, Republic, right wing, Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7667
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Potions Brewed:	40	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with right-wing conservative debates and porn ads everywhere! Who knew politics and adult content could go hand in hand in the world of Minecraft? But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! So come on and join the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen!

Masterpiece Minecraft SMP King

artist, ARTISTRY, Craftsmanship, creative process, creativity, Dedication, determination, Excellence, GENIUS, hard work, inspiration, King, Masterpiece, Minecraft, motivation, Passion, Perfection, skill, smp, success, talent, talent development, work ethic

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5051
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	395	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the magic of our resident builder, who creates mind-blowing masterpieces with just a few blocks and a whole lot of creativity. Rumor has it that he once built a fully functioning roller coaster that could take you to the moon and back in under 60 seconds. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore his latest creation, a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of diamond blocks. Who knows what insane project he’ll come up with next? Join now and be a part of the madness!

Blocky Rivals Minecraft Server

balance patches, blocky, Cosmetics, costumes, free to play, guides, Heroes, Launch Trailer, leaked characters, Marvel, marvel entertainment, marvel rivals, Minecraft, Multiverse, Netease, News, patch notes, PvP, Rivals, season 0 trailer, Server, team-based, Third-person Shooter, Tips, Tricks, Villains

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2261
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dimension Hops:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and repetitive tasks? Well, look no further because Marvel Rivals is here to save the day! Join our server and pick from a wide range of Marvel heroes and villains to battle it out in epic 6v6 team-based matches.

But wait, there’s more! We have leaked upcoming characters that will blow your mind, like a dancing Deadpool and a singing Thanos. Our latest patch notes include balancing changes such as giving Hulk a tutu for extra agility.

And don’t forget about our exclusive Ironman skin gift code that will make your character look like a disco ball on steroids. So what are you waiting for? Join Marvel Rivals now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server in the multiverse!

Cool_Cat_Kik Minecraft SMP

Cool_Cat_Kik, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5744
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Void Gems Collected:	37	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with wild adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Join us for our weekly “Kik sesh” where we gather around a virtual campfire and share the most ridiculous stories from our Minecraft journeys. From accidentally setting our houses on fire to getting chased by a pack of angry llamas, you never know what kind of chaos will ensue.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Olympics,” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like chicken jousting and egg tossing. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy made entirely out of feathers.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely out of diamonds? Join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life on “Kik sesh”!

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clan battles, clubs, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Ratings, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, unique items, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, work

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9654
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Enchantments Applied:	257	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Mega NEET INCEL Minecraft Server

coping mechanisms, delusions of grandeur, FANTASY, highschool dropout, IMMORTALITY, incel, Mega, megalomania, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, missing kids, NEET, personal growth, psychic, roman emperor, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, self help, Server, Therapy, therapy alternatives, unhealthy thoughts

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5941
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	9757
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Are you tired of living in your parents’ basement, dreaming of conquering the world like a Roman emperor? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and live out your wildest fantasies of world domination without ever leaving your computer chair.

Our server is filled with epic quests, insane battles, and even the chance to become a psychic detective who reunites missing kids with their families. Who needs therapy or pills when you have a Minecraft server that can fulfill all your delusional desires?

So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft emperor!

Crafty Croatian SMP – 500k to 1

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3630
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Are you a Croatian American looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Look no further! Our server is filled with Croatian American players who have settled all over the virtual world, just like their real-life counterparts in the US.

Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans as we build our virtual Croatian American community one block at a time. Who knows, you might even run into a virtual version of your long-lost cousin who mysteriously disappeared after a creeper attack.

So come on and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, we have virtual sarma parties every Saturday night! You won’t want to miss out on the fun.

Asuka’s Attitude Minecraft Server

assertive, Assertiveness, asuka, Asukas, attitude, Behavior, Confidence, empowerment, Individuality, Minecraft, personal boundaries, right to act, RIGHTS, self esteem, Self Respect, self worth, self-advocacy, self-assertion, self-assurance, self-assured, self-confidence, Self-expression, Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9879
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our beloved player, Asuka.

Legend has it that Asuka once built an entire castle made out of nothing but diamond blocks. And when a group of griefers tried to destroy it, she unleashed a horde of angry chickens on them, causing chaos and mayhem like never before seen in the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Asuka is known for her epic pranks, like the time she replaced all the trees in the server with giant mushrooms, or when she turned the entire ocean into a sea of lava just for fun.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to witness Asuka’s crazy antics firsthand, as well as create your own insane adventures in a world where anything is possible. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other!