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Maxwell’s Space Disco | Marko’s Realm

disco, Displacement Current, Electromagnetic Field, Electromagnetic Phenomena, Electromagnetic Wave Propagation, electromagnetism, Experimental Study, high frequency, Markos, Markoulakis, maxwell, Maxwells, Near-Field, Nonlocal, PHYSICS., Possibly Superluminal, Quantum Mechanics, Realm, research paper, scientific investigation, Space, speed of light, Spherical Capacitor, wave theory

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1146
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

join this server if you want to experience the most mind-bending, reality-warping, dimension-shifting Minecraft adventure of your life! our server is so crazy, you’ll swear you’re experiencing nonlocal or possibly superluminal maxwell displacement current in real life!

imagine building a spherical capacitor in Minecraft and suddenly finding yourself in the near-field of it, feeling the electric energy pulsing through your veins. you’ll be teleporting through dimensions, battling aliens, and crafting weapons that defy the laws of physics.

our server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then join us now! who knows, you might even discover the secrets of the universe hidden within the pixels of your screen.

The Longbirch Vanguard

Bedwars, Community, Creative, Custom, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Longbirch, Minigames, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, vanguard, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7806
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

IP	MC.LVRPG.NET
Java Version	1.21.1

Overview

A unique Minecraft Survival/RPG experience. The Longbirch Vanguard is a Minecraft server that offers player agency, freedom, and an immersive RPG experience. With a variety of classes, races, quests, dungeons, pets, and more, players can enjoy a rich gameplay experience.

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FAQ

1. How can I join the Longbirch Vanguard server?

You can join the server by entering the IP “MC.LVRPG.NET” in your Minecraft client.

2. What are the available classes in the server?

There are 12 classes to choose from in the server, each offering unique playstyles and abilities.

3. Are there different races to play as?

Yes, there are 9 races to choose from, each with their own racial bonuses and characteristics.

4. What kind of quests are available in the game?

There are tons of quests available in the game, ranging from simple fetch quests to epic storylines.

5. How many dungeons are there in the server?

There are 6 dungeons to explore, each offering unique challenges and rewards.

6. Is there a deity system in the game?

Yes, there is a deity system in which players can follow and gain benefits from different deities.

7. How often are updates released on the server?

The server receives frequent updates to add new features, quests, and improvements to the gameplay experience.

8. Can I play with my friends on the Longbirch Vanguard server?

Yes, players can team up with friends to explore dungeons, complete quests, and enjoy the RPG experience together.

Eternal Blaze Land 1.21.4

1.21.4, attractive, Blaze, Character, cuntboys, desire, dream, ETERNAL, fan fiction, FANTASY, fictional, hot, imagination, Land, longing, Mythical, mythical creatures, real, Roleplay, scar, Sexy, wish, yearning

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6946
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

OMG, you won’t believe the hotness on this Minecraft server! We got Scar lookalikes everywhere, making you wish cuntboys were real! Join now for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies in blocky form! Don’t miss out on the pixelated heat, come join us today!

PuppyPurge Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, asking for money, bad behavior, bed mattress, Boundaries, cleaning supplies, Communication, Couch, dog owner, Friend, guest, Minecraft, pet behavior, pet owner, pet training, PuppyPurge, Replacement, RESPONSIBILITY, ruined, Server, smell

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	612
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Votes:	5406

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict no-pets-on-the-bed policy! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story that will make you want to join us right away.

Picture this: a friend comes to visit for Christmas with her untrained dog. This dog is a menace, jumping on people, biting, and leaving hair everywhere. But that’s not even the worst part – the dog decides to turn the guest room into its personal bathroom, ruining the carpet, couch, and bed mattress with its pee. The smell is so bad, it’s like a stink bomb went off in there!

Now, our host tries to be nice and asks for help with replacing the ruined items, but the friend ghosts her instead. Can you believe it? So, our host decides to take matters into her own hands and asks for compensation for the damages. And what does the friend do? Calls her tacky and refuses to take responsibility for her dog’s actions.

So, if you want to join a server where pets are well-behaved and guests actually take responsibility for their furry friends, then come on over! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough among our crazy stories.

PowerWasherPals4Eva

acquaintance, Borrowed, Confrontation, Daughters, EMBARRASSMENT, Friend, garage, Lawyer, neighbor, overdue, power washer, PowerWasherPals4Eva, Repayment, replacement cost, response, RETURN, small claims court, text, trustworthy, Unpaid, Venmo request

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7743
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Towns Built:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as reliable as your neighbor-friend who borrowed your power washer and never returned it? Look no further! Our server is just like that power washer – once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Join us for epic adventures and quests, just like the quest to get your power washer back from that lawyer neighbor-friend. Will you be able to retrieve it, or will you have to Venmo request him for the replacement cost? The choice is yours!

But don’t worry, we promise not to ghost you like that neighbor-friend does every time you ask for your power washer back. Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before!

SmartypantsMC SMP

astuteness, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, cleverness, discerning, erudite, GENIUS, Insightful, intellectual, intellectual prowess, intelligence, knowledgeable, perceptive, Quick Thinking, savvy, sharp mind, shrewd, SmartyPantsMC, smp, subtle signs, Wise

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9915
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Dragon Scales Harvested:	396
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit! We got llamas riding pigs, flying squids, and a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks! And get this, the owner is a super genius who can solve a Rubik’s cube blindfolded while juggling flaming torches! Like, who even does that?! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to shoot rainbows out of your butt! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most mind-blowing SMP ever! Join now and become part of the madness!

DisgustCraft

Behavior, culture, DisgustCraft, Disgusting, Etiquette, gross, habits, hygiene, Manners, normal, odd, opinion, peculiar, personal preference, Repulsive, revolting, social norms, societal expectations, strange, taboo, UNUSUAL

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7572
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where we embrace all things weird and wacky.

On our server, we have a special event every week where players have to build the most outrageous and ridiculous structures they can think of. From giant toilets to upside-down houses, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their Minecraft lives to creating the most disgusting and revolting builds imaginable. Think you have what it takes to join their ranks?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come join us! Who knows, you might even discover a new love for the truly bizarre.

HempCraft Server – Panama’s Assembly Approved!

agriculture, Approval, APPROVED, Assembly, Cannabis, central america, commercialization, economic growth, government regulation, HEMP, hemp industry, hemp products, HempCraft, industrial hemp, Latin America, legalizing hemp, legislation, market opportunities, National Assembly, Natural resources, panama, Panama’s, planting, Server, sustainable farming

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9701
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40

u wana join dis amazin minecraft server cuz we be plantin and sellin HEMP like it aint no thang! come join us and be part of da green revolution! we be growin da dankest hemp in all of minecraft land, u wont find better quality anywhere else! plus, our community be so chill and friendly, u gonna feel right at home. so come on over and join us for some high-flying fun!

MotherhoodMadness

Abuses, child abuse, child marriage, discrimination, forced motherhood, gender equality, gender-based violence, Girls, global policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, maternal health, MotherhoodMadness, reproductive rights, rights of girls, rules, social justice, UN, underage pregnancy, united nations, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8751
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Ores Mined:	2904	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

so like, this server is like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got unicorns and dragons flying around everywhere. and get this, the UN actually rules that girls being forced into motherhood on our server is like, totally against human rights. like, who knew Minecraft could be so controversial, right?

but seriously, come join our server for all the crazy adventures and epic battles. we even have a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot and fight off evil mobs. plus, our community is like, super friendly and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server!

Blocky Bennu: Life Building Server

amino acids, asteroid analysis, Astrobiology, astrochemistry, Bennu, Bennu asteroid, blocky, building, building blocks of life, carbon-based compounds, celestial bodies, cosmic dust, cosmic origins, extraterrestrial life, Life, microbial life, NASA, organic chemistry, organic molecules, planetary science, research findings, scientific discovery, scientists, Server, space exploration

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7349
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9525	Villages Defended:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Alien Abductions:	2

so, like, this server is out of this world, man. like, literally. we got the bennu asteroid up in here, and scientists say it’s got all the building blocks of life. like, who needs earth when you can join our server and create your own universe, amirite? come join us and see what kind of crazy life forms you can create with the bennu asteroid. it’s gonna be outta this world, man. like, literally.