| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 9605 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 6889 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 171 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 5888 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 104 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 3531 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 241 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Are you tired of your mom and her husband trying to guilt you into changing your last name? Well, on this server, you can build a virtual world where you never have to hear those requests again!
Join us and experience the thrill of being asked to leave the room 7 times in 2.5 months of therapy sessions! Can you beat that record?
Create your own therapy sessions where you can tell the therapist that you will never change your mind and refuse to accept another man’s name. The best part? You can end therapy whenever you want because, hey, you’re “just a kid” in Minecraft world!
So, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the drama of real life family therapy and build your own world of chaos and fun, join us now! Let’s see if you’re the ultimate AITA in this virtual therapy world!
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 8896 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 47 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6115 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Join us if you want to face your fears head-on and conquer them in the most ridiculous ways possible. Have a fear of heights? We’ll make you build a sky base so high, you’ll need a parachute just to get down. Scared of the dark? We’ll send you on a quest to find the rarest glow-in-the-dark block in the game, guarded by a horde of zombie pigmen.
But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Fearless Faction, a group of players who have faced their fears and come out stronger on the other side. Join them if you dare, but be warned – their initiation ritual involves a dance-off with a creeper.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and face your fears like never before. Just remember, diamonds are the least of your worries here!
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 3361 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 49 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 76 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is like no other, with players who believe the most absurd “facts” about sex growing up.
From thinking that babies are delivered by storks in diamond-studded diapers to believing that kissing someone will give you superpowers, our server is a non-stop comedy show that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft server around!
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 8395 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 19 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
and we got all these insane stories happening on the server, like one time, a creeper tried to run for president but got blown up by a bunch of angry villagers. and then there was this epic battle between a bunch of chickens and a herd of cows over who gets to rule the server. it was like, total chaos, but so much fun.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps? yeah, it’s like a real-life adventure movie down there. you gotta watch out for the lava pits and the zombie hordes, but if you make it through, you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds.
so, like, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and totally bonkers minecraft server out there, come join us. Orbán and his crazy antics are waiting for you to join the fun!
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 755 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
plus, we got a secret underground city where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’ll trade you some out-of-this-world items in exchange for your soul… just kidding, they just want emeralds. but still, pretty cool, right?
oh, and did i mention we have a giant lava pit in the middle of spawn? it’s like a hot tub, but way more dangerous. so come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. who needs flying cars when you have all this craziness to explore?
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 7215 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 196 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
we got scientists working round the clock to make sure your brain is in tip-top shape while you’re playing, so you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs without any pesky brain fog getting in the way.
plus, rumor has it that some players have used our brain-controlling technology to cure their depression, lose weight, and even get rid of chronic pain! who needs a doctor when you’ve got a magnet and a minecraft server, amirite?
so come on down to our server and join the brainwave revolution! who knows what crazy things you’ll be able to do once you’ve got control of your noggin with just a flick of a magnet. it’s like magic, but better!
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 8463 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 |
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| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 4928 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
Join a unique Minecraft adventure where every battle counts and every life matters! In Lifelink, you can reclaim your health with every foe you defeat, making PvP encounters exhilarating and strategic.
Features:
Lifesteal Mechanics: Gain hearts for every player you eliminate, turning the tides of battle in your favor! Dynamic Economy: Trade resources and build your wealth with a thriving community marketplace. Custom Plugins: Enjoy a tailored experience with unique features like loot drops, special events, and player challenges. Community Events: Participate in regular tournaments and themed events to earn exclusive rewards and showcase your skills. Friendly Community: Join a welcoming group of players who love to collaborate and compete. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer, there’s a place for you here! Ready to test your skills and embrace the thrill of Lifesteal? Gather your allies, hone your strategy, and dive into a world where every life taken means a chance for survival!
Join us now and become a legend in Lifelink
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