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Brit/Pol Silicone Appreciation Edush Minecraft SMP

insurance, Police, driving without licence, silicone appreciation, domestic burglaries

🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than the news headlines? Join our server where Elon Musk is giving Nigel Farage 100 million diamonds to make him Prime Minister! 🚀🤑 But watch out, there’s a shortage of spies so you never know who’s lurking around the corner trying to steal your diamonds! 💎🔍 And be careful driving around, we’ve got illegal Pakistani immigrants causing chaos on the roads like a creeper explosion! 🚗💥 But don’t worry, even if you get robbed, the police are too busy trying to solve domestic burglaries to catch you! 🚓🔒 And hey, EU students are allowed in under free movement-reset plans, so you never know who might show up in your village next! 🇪🇺👀 Join now for a wild ride that’s more unpredictable than a creeper sneaking up on you in the dark! 💥🌙 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrElse 💣🔥

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The British Blockheads Minecraft SMP

england, Blockheads, world domination, History, cultural influence

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever! We’ve already conquered half the world, invented all the things the modern world uses, and our language is spoken by everyone (even aliens, probably). Oh, and did we mention we’re the only country to take over and burn down the US White House? Yeah, we’re kind of a big deal. So come join us and be a part of history in the making (or breaking, depending on how you look at it). Plus, our tiny country has had a HUGE impact on the world, so you know you want to be a part of that action. Join now before we conquer the entire Minecraft universe!

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Snowy Land Minecraft Server

Minnesota, Midwest, British Isles, united states, comparison

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s whiter than a polar bear in a snowstorm? Look no further than our server, where even the creepers are wearing sunscreen! We’ve got more snow than the North Pole and more ice than Elsa’s castle. Join us for a chance to experience the whitest Minecraft world this side of the Arctic Circle. Just remember to pack your SPF 1000 sunscreen and your winter coat, because things are about to get frosty!

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Hobbs Demolishing Marks Minecraft SMP

Technique, power-hitting, Masterclass, DOMINANCE, Unbeatable

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our server, Hobbs is on a rampage demolishing everyone’s builds! That’s right, you can watch in awe as Hobbs wreaks havoc on unsuspecting players, leaving chaos and destruction in his wake.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the llamas or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover this priceless treasure or will you fall victim to the llamas’ devious plans?

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on this server, anything can happen!

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BeepBoiCraft

Frustration, traffic, emergency, road etiquette, countryside driving

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the MAMILs and their refusal to pull over for anyone! Join us and experience the thrill of driving without any pesky cyclists in your way.

Imagine a world where you can actually make it to your destination without being stuck behind a slow-moving cyclist. On our server, you can finally get to your virtual mum’s house without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be some virtual cyclists who refuse to pull over even in the Minecraft world. Don’t worry though, you can always give them a gentle beep on your virtual horn to let them know you mean business.

Join us on this epic Minecraft server and show those stubborn cyclists who’s boss. And remember, in our world, emergencies are always a valid excuse to honk your horn and drive like a maniac. See you there!

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VapeCrafters: Young Adult Edition

addiction, nicotine, trends, VapeCrafters, e-cigarettes

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft server ever? We got a sharp rise in vaping among young adult non-smokers, like, whoa! One million adults in England started vaping even though they never smoked regularly. And get this, most of them are young adults! Like, 1 in 7 18-24-year-olds who never smoked regularly are now vaping on our server. It’s a total vape nation up in here! Join now for a smokin’ good time!

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Not Hermitcraft, Just Some Lonely Crafter 110% Vanilla Fun JOIN NOW! 1.21.1

previous builds, party games, application, Vanilla, Join

Welcome to NotHermitcraft!

Description	NotHermitcraft is a community-driven Vanilla SMP, and we’re recruiting for new members to join our 4.5th season! NHC has been around since 2019 and has grown into a friendly community of all sorts of players – redstoners, builders, role-players and more.
Server Info	Version: Java 1.21.1 Server Location: London, England Type: Vanilla SMP
Rules	No swearing or you have to put a diamond in the Swore Jar – we want the server to be wholesome like Hermitcraft. Be cool to one another. No griefing, hacking, x-raying, duping, glitching etc. No ‘adult’ content / discussion etc since there are younger players around.

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join NotHermitcraft?

You will find the Application Form in our Discord server, click here.

Can I participate in events on the server?

Apart from the usual NHC events, we also host other events through Discord – like Last Life and UHC, movie nights and party games!

What happens during a Soft Reset event?

A Soft Reset event means everyone stores their inventories and joins a new adventure with a collaboration theme to encourage working together with different players. The Season 4 world is almost 2 years old with no plans to reset, preserving your progress.

Are there age restrictions on the server?

We have players from ages 14 to 50ish from various locations around the world, with a diverse mix of gender identities and abilities. We aim to create a welcoming community for players of all backgrounds.

What are some of the server rules?

Some of the key rules include no swearing, being respectful to others, no griefing or hacking, and refraining from ‘adult’ content or discussions due to the presence of younger players.

COLE PALMER Minecraft SMP TO PLAY AT LEFT BACK – ENGLAND MANAGER

strategy, Cole, International, Play, TEAM

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new cow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But little did they know, that chest was cursed! Suddenly, a horde of zombie pigmen appeared and started chasing them around the server, causing chaos and mayhem everywhere they went. It was a wild ride, but that player eventually defeated the pigmen and became a hero among the server community.

So, if you want to experience crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and maybe even uncover some cursed loot, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our pixelated world.

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Sam Allardyce announced as temporary Minecraft SMP Mayor

football, sports, Sam Allardyce, football manager, Announced

Join our Minecraft SMP where even Sam Allardyce has decided to take a break from football management and lead the infamous terrorist group Hezbollah! Why, you ask? Well, he heard about our epic PvP battles and couldn’t resist the chance to show off his skills in a whole new arena.

But that’s not all! Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started forming their own political parties. Rumor has it that they’re planning a coup to overthrow the Ender Dragon and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the creepers or fight against them? The choice is yours.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to watch out for exploding sheep and ninja villagers along the way.

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Newcastle V Man City Game Thread Minecraft SMP

prediction, smp, man, Soccer, newcastle united

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: Lewis Hamilton racing around the track in a minecart, Erling Haaland scoring goals left and right with his diamond sword, and Newcastle being rebuilt block by block in the virtual world.

Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. Want to build a rollercoaster that launches pigs into space? Go for it. Feel like organizing a dance party with creepers? Why not. This server is all about letting your imagination run wild and having a blast with a community of equally crazy players.

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness Lewis Hamilton and Erling Haaland team up to take down a horde of zombies while Newcastle is being rebuilt in the background? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join the madness!

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