u ever wonder how dem ancient peeps built dem big ol’ buildings so fast? well dis server got da answer! we got dem secret ancient blueprints dat show how London’s Crystal Palace was built in like a day! turns out dey used da earliest-known building to use a standard screw thread! join dis server if u wanna learn dem ancient building techniques and build ur own palace in like 5 minutes! come on, don’t be a square, join da fun and build like a pro!
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Crystal Screw Palace

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RedstoneGeniusSadist
hey u, ya u, come join our minecraft server, where we got signal light pressure plates that will blow ur mind. u gotta be a real pro to handle them tho, cuz they require not 1, not 2, but 2-3 cars to activate. yea, u heard me right, u gotta be a freakin’ car juggling master to make it work. but hey, that’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server. we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. so what are u waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft world u’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it.
