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  • Pizza Hut Eye Contact Quest

    Pizza Hut Eye Contact Quest

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    Welcome to the ULTIMATE Minecraft Server: The Pizza Hut Dimension of Pure CHAOS!

    Ever wondered if reality is just a pizza slice spinning in a void of noodles? Well, you’ve stumbled upon the greatest Minecraft server, or maybe the worst! Join The Pizza Hut Dimension, where pizza has feelings and blocks can scream! Forget logic, and embrace the swirling vortex of madness wrapped in pixelated blocks! Come in, or you’ll be haunted by the dreams of unmade pizzas forever!

    Features of this Unhinged Universe

    Feature Description
    Multiverse of Pizzas Swim in pepperoni oceans and climb mountains of cheese! But never touch the crust; it bites back!
    Forever Day/Night Cycle It’s day forever, unless it’s night! But don’t look at the sun; it knows your secrets.
    Invisible Blocks Walk on air! Or is it air? You won’t know until you fall. Spoiler: Falling is the best part.
    Chat with NPCs Our Non-Playable Characters engage in existential crises! They may or may not reference your deepest fears…
    Secret Language Type any word, and it will be misconstrued! Good luck communicating! Green grapes are the true leaders!

    FAQ: What YOU should REALLY be asking

    Q: How do I join the server? A: Simple! Just shout the name of your favorite sandwich three times while standing on one leg. But what if the sandwich is a lie? Then consider yourself banned from reality!

    Q: Is there a community? A: Communities are illusions! We all exist as a singular entity dreaming of pizza; doesn’t that make you question your own existence? Everyone is a ghost of the server!

    Q: Are there rules? A: Rules? What rules? The only rule is that RULES ARE FOR DUMMIES! Follow them blindly, or they may follow you!

    Random Quotes from Oblivion

    “how do i tell the muslim girl working the register in this pizza hut I'm in that she has really pretty eyes”

    “Is it weird that I can taste sound when the stars align in the refrigerator?”

    “Floors are just ceilings we can’t see yet due to our pizza addiction.”

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Trump’s Target Minecraft Server

    Trump’s Target Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how there’s this server that’s like, totally lit? well, this server is like, the ultimate place to be, man. like, we got so much cool stuff going on, u won’t even believe it.

    first off, we got this dude who tried to kill Trump, but get this, he also wrote a book telling Iran to assassinate the ex-president. like, what even is that? it’s so crazy, it’s like something out of a movie.

    but wait, there’s more. on this server, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes. u can ride a chicken into battle and fight off hordes of evil zombies with your trusty diamond sword.

    and if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground base where u can join forces with other players to take down the evil Ender Dragon and save the world from certain doom.

    so come join us on this epic Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of brain damage).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyCoupMasters

    CraftyCoupMasters

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, fam, come join our lit Minecraft server where we got Ukrainian soldiers warning of coups if you make peace deals with Russia! Like, who knew Minecraft could be so political, amirite? But don’t worry, we got you covered with epic battles and drama that will make your head spin. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds. Let’s get this party started, y’all!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Wave Blocker Simulator

    Wave Blocker Simulator

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, a wild wave of sound, water, or light comes out of nowhere and messes up your whole vibe. like, what the heck, right?

    well, fear not, my fellow minecrafters, because on this server, we have the most epic software package that can model how these waves are scattered when they meet crazy particle configurations. like, we’re talking next level stuff here.

    join our server and never worry about pesky waves ruining your minecraft experience again. build the most epic structures without any interference. trust me, you won’t find this kind of technology on any other server. it’s like magic, but better.

    so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and experience the ultimate wave-blocking, wave-deflecting, wave-destroying minecraft server of your dreams. you won’t regret it, i promise.

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  • SurviveMC

    SurviveMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to SurviveMC.net, home of the best OG HCF servers!

    Weekly SOTWs and Kitmap are live now!

    Don’t miss out on the revival of HCF!

    survivemc.net:25575

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