Yo, yo, yo! Guess what? Our Minecraft server is so lit that even Biden himself is gonna visit Africa for the first time as president just to check it out! He promised he would come cuz our server is THAT epic! Join us and you might even get to mine diamonds with Biden himself, imagine that! Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, come join the fun and let’s make some crazy memories together!
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BidenCraft Server: First Time in Africa!
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RedditBoredomMinecraftSMP
Tired of scrolling through Reddit for hours on end only to find the same old memes and cat videos? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?).Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself face-to-face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken is wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not? As you explore the world, you stumble upon a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. How did they even get that many diamonds, you ask? Who knows, but it sure is shiny!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and playing poker. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into a group of villagers having a dance party in the middle of a lava pit. Don’t ask us how they’re not burning to a crisp, it’s just one of the many mysteries of our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs Reddit when you’ve got a world full of giant chickens, diamond castles, and llama poker games?
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WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a drama-free zone just like your family gatherings! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where you can build your dream castle without any judgment from your parents.Our server is filled with supportive players who will never quote scripture at you or threaten to ban you from the server. Plus, we have special events where you can bond with fellow players over your love for Doctor Who and Critical Role, just like how you bonded with your amazing girlfriend, Jen.
And don’t worry, we won’t let any uninvited guests crash your wedding on our server. So come join us and build a new family that accepts you for who you are, no apologies needed!
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CraftyPolish Minecraft Server
so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, like seriously. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. it’s like a party in your computer, man.you gotta join this server because the president of Poland said so. yeah, he was like, “yo, all you Polish Americans better vote in the US election or else you gotta play on this minecraft server forever.” and let me tell you, that’s a fate worse than stepping on a lego.
we got diamonds as big as your head and creepers that tell knock knock jokes. it’s a wild ride, my friend. so come on over and vote for your favorite block in our annual block election. will it be dirt or cobblestone? the choice is yours.
join now or forever hold your pickaxe.
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LastPerson2Marry-MC-SMP
Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that you have to marry the last person you spoke to in-game! Get ready for some hilarious unions as players scramble to find their in-game soulmates. Will you end up with a villager, a wandering trader, or maybe even a chicken? The possibilities are endless on our server! Join now for a chance to find love in the most unexpected places. Remember, in this world, love knows no bounds… or species!
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NoGirlLeftBehindMC
Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!
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ReadyToGetStuckInMinecraftSMP
Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by our resident prankster who turns everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos overnight. Or maybe you’re more into the drama of our intense faction wars, where alliances are made and broken over who gets the last piece of cake.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of baby zombies wreaking havoc wherever they go. And let’s not forget about our annual Ender Dragon fashion show, where players dress up their dragons in the most fabulous outfits to win the coveted title of Dragon Diva.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and unforgettable moments that you’ll be talking about for years to come. Trust us, you won’t find another server like ours anywhere else!
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terpocolypse
terpocolypse is a survival economy based server with a little touch of pvp
we mainly focus on our economy and engagment with players and we hope you enjoy the server as much as ive enjoyed putting it togetherterpocolypse.com:25660
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JealousyChokeCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.Picture this: a family luncheon turns into a chaotic mess when a surprise Saint Bernard dog crashes the party, causing allergies and pregnancy announcements to collide in a hilarious disaster. Will you be the one to bring the dog inside, risking it all for the sake of family drama?
But wait, there’s more! Toasts turn into roasts, jealousy runs rampant, and siblings duke it out in a battle of wits and insults. Who will come out on top in this epic showdown of family feuds?
Join our server for a chance to experience the craziest family gathering you’ve ever seen, all in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and laughter!
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LovelessCraft: Marry for XP, Care for Diamonds
Are you tired of being lonely in Minecraft? Well, join our server and find your Paul! Our server is filled with kind and sweet players just waiting to care for you. Just like how Paul cares for our player, you’ll never feel alone again!Don’t worry about being rich, just like Paul, our server is comfortable and cozy. With a community of players who are willing to engage and wait for you to join their adventures, you’ll feel right at home.
So come on, join our server and find your Paul today! Who knows, you might even end up getting engaged in-game! Just remember, it’s not about the diamonds, it’s about the companionship and love you’ll find on our server.