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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 4221 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 17 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
Join us and you’ll find out why Asian women love white men – because on our server, we have a secret potion that turns every player into a handsome white prince charming!
But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds that only those with the most epic dance moves can find.
So come on over and join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even find true love (or at least a diamond sword)!